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257652  Mr. Butt: @Robespierre Classmate of mine runs a Facebook page called The Real American Dadass, if that's your thing.

257670  Mr. Butt: Anyone watch the Game Grumps episode from a couple days ago where they just looked at old Sonic comics? Highly recommended, they're weirder than you remember.

257686  Mad Collager: The Mattress Warehouse near me had a sign that once said "Mattress are". I wanted to bring a sad roll of vinyl to them and ask,"Could I please have some mattress air?"

257695  Dr. Bathroom: Welcome to Flavorshire.

257688  Mad Collager: In this case, you've quite the user name/comment combo.

257689  Mad Collager: That's the weirdest cinnamon bun I've ever seen.

257692  Mad Collager: Well, if Trump wrote that, it MUST be true!

257695  Sadbot: I hate it when I get invaded by two dark spirits at once

257702  Peter Pantsless: @jimbiscuit I wish they had taught me. My sneezes still come out my ears.

257681  sparename: Obi-Wan Kittobi

257667  m o l e m a n: im a duck

257679  Mr. Shine: No thanks.

257682  Mr. Shine: R.i.p. Your pooper-scooper.

257683  Mr. Shine: No regrets

257685  Mr. Shine: OMG!!

257702  jimbiscuit: To be honest, this is a decent attempt to get elementary kids to learn how to sneeze properly

257689  Mr. Shine: I (heart) this kitty.

257690  Mr. Shine: Best senior pic ever!

257693  skillet: "i said good day, sir."

257688  WannaBee: Aunt Marge, you look fabulous.

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. dangerkeith3000
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8. Amy Housewine
9. Knice
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257634 Side Boob: Gin and Juice

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.



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Scoo uploaded 257414 (1434 points)
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Fantasy uploaded 257364 (972 points)
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fakeplastic uploaded 257201 (915 points)
pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (837 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Laree: 5924 points
 3. Amy Housewine: 3029 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2879 points
 5. Shay: 2844 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Sharkface: 1906 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. burritos: 1840 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1780 points
14. Hyphae: 1739 points
15. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
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Score:
336
 
 Spazstatic: Cute, cuddly, cuttlefish
 when so: this would be a neat halloween costume
Image 210901   10-22-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
400
 
 Unbathed: Waterfowl Transfixed
 when so: abstract boye
Image 210900   10-22-17   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
433
 
 Springbok: @bug No, you were
 bug: Was Peter the major bug?
 DeeeeeeeezNutz: For Pete's sake!
 fanny: @FabricMan aww now i know why @Peter Pantsless has been MIA :(
 FabricMan: Goddamn it, Peter!
 Dr Awkward: About time.
Image 210899   10-22-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
759
 
 El hefe: Auto rad for Bill Waterson
Image 210898   10-22-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
436
 
 copunter: Take it from one of the few authors who has actually written more books than he's read
 trelyate: you can't spell subtext without buttsex
 james: I thought it was a young Harlan Ellison. He did used to look like that in the 1970s
 Fancy Clown: Check out Garth Merengi's dark place by the way
 Fancy Clown: Garth Merengi
 VoR: Text me!
 WTF: and I know some who use supertext!
Image 210897   10-22-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
502
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: @Kevin II that last one was meant for you...
 sparenamelaptopdied: I've been asked this before, is it a thing? I am @sparename on a tablet after my laptop died, again, Tosh Tecra M9, on my fifth chassis, getting cheaper... - just swap drive, CPU and memory, keeping all the obscure programs that I've paid for over the years that let me talk to all the equipment at work
 Kevin II: who are you @sparenamelaptopdied
 Wooden Spoon: @Dr. Bathroom: yes they are. They swab their gloves after fondling you to see if your junk has been near explosives, then they run the swab through the machine.
 Hosebag: Testes, testes, One, two...uh three?
 addend: "Thanks for wearing gloves, but why the lube?"
 Teechur: @Hosebag *two
 fink: Everything has been already said. Good job aggronauts.
 Hosebag: Yep, that's a dick alright.
 bug: I don't see it... wait, yes, there it is. Your last shred of dignity. Ok, now turn around.
 WTF: "Bill, a 'yes' would suffice. We don't need to consummate the engagement right here."
 Christina: Now, propose.
 Dr. Bathroom: Are those gas chromatographs on the table? Pretty neat.
 RiderFan: *cue the swank bass*
 sparenamelaptopdied: "That's fine, Sir, you were, in fact, just pleased to see me..."
Image 210896   10-22-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
297
 
 Nothing: I can never shop here again
 inthrees: The pipe makes it seem like hes handling it very well. Like hes just saying Drat.
 shwoarty: Sweet beans and sumbarines!
 bug: Even when life gives you lemons, you're still probably going to fuck it up.
 Korrok: Neat....
Image 210895   10-22-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
434
 
 redmonkey3: Please moar... pleasez
Image 210894   10-22-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
168
 
 Mr Bleak: @Hosebag No, no - it's an instruction. You see someone, you are supposed to poke their eyes out.
 Hosebag: If they're blind then how are they going to read that sign?
 Ulillillia: @Jalamunch Totorito I grew up in Friends With Benefits
Image 210893   10-22-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
544
 
 Hosebag: All I ever slapped was a sea bass.
 manlyman: Shark got in the way while she was spinning around
 Sharkface: Obviously
 Spazstatic: Her ankle looks like it's dying
 Side Boob: Gangsa AF
Image 210892   10-22-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
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