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268573  Teechur: @Teechur Nope. I just let Bella the WonderDog in. Apparently it's raining here.

268573  Teechur: I can smell that wet dog from here.

268571  Teechur: Is this advice or two separate ideas?

268526  VeeKay: That poor doggo isn't going to get many walkies I'm guessing.

268570  VeeKay: Adeva Kedavra in Harry Potter universe, also Harry only ever does Expelliumus so Ron would be fineeee

268571  Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.

268567  San DoDo: This is how I picture Korrok, just chillin' climbing over a mountain in true form

268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

268550  tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268550  tib gubb: dog on a stog

268554  tib gubb: i may be mistaken here but i'm pretty sure those guys aren't japanese

268578  twitter: Modern Warfare 2 was the best

268578  DJSnoopMike: Put me in your enemies and/or father!

268578  Dominus Umbrae: finally after finishing the lawn i can get back home to my family knifing me

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268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

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Score:
336
 
 Spazstatic: Cute, cuddly, cuttlefish
 when so: this would be a neat halloween costume
Image 210901   10-22-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
400
 
 Unbathed: Waterfowl Transfixed
 when so: abstract boye
Image 210900   10-22-17   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
433
 
 Springbok: @bug No, you were
 bug: Was Peter the major bug?
 DeeeeeeeezNutz: For Pete's sake!
 fanny: @FabricMan aww now i know why @Peter Pantsless has been MIA :(
 FabricMan: Goddamn it, Peter!
 Dr Awkward: About time.
Image 210899   10-22-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
759
 
 El hefe: Auto rad for Bill Waterson
Image 210898   10-22-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
436
 
 copunter: Take it from one of the few authors who has actually written more books than he's read
 trelyate: you can't spell subtext without buttsex
 james: I thought it was a young Harlan Ellison. He did used to look like that in the 1970s
 Fancy Clown: Check out Garth Merengi's dark place by the way
 Fancy Clown: Garth Merengi
 VoR: Text me!
 WTF: and I know some who use supertext!
Image 210897   10-22-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
502
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: @Kevin II that last one was meant for you...
 sparenamelaptopdied: I've been asked this before, is it a thing? I am @sparename on a tablet after my laptop died, again, Tosh Tecra M9, on my fifth chassis, getting cheaper... - just swap drive, CPU and memory, keeping all the obscure programs that I've paid for over the years that let me talk to all the equipment at work
 Kevin II: who are you @sparenamelaptopdied
 Wooden Spoon: @Dr. Bathroom: yes they are. They swab their gloves after fondling you to see if your junk has been near explosives, then they run the swab through the machine.
 Hosebag: Testes, testes, One, two...uh three?
 addend: "Thanks for wearing gloves, but why the lube?"
 Teechur: @Hosebag *two
 fink: Everything has been already said. Good job aggronauts.
 Hosebag: Yep, that's a dick alright.
 bug: I don't see it... wait, yes, there it is. Your last shred of dignity. Ok, now turn around.
 WTF: "Bill, a 'yes' would suffice. We don't need to consummate the engagement right here."
 Christina: Now, propose.
 Dr. Bathroom: Are those gas chromatographs on the table? Pretty neat.
 RiderFan: *cue the swank bass*
 sparenamelaptopdied: "That's fine, Sir, you were, in fact, just pleased to see me..."
Image 210896   10-22-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
297
 
 Nothing: I can never shop here again
 inthrees: The pipe makes it seem like hes handling it very well. Like hes just saying Drat.
 shwoarty: Sweet beans and sumbarines!
 bug: Even when life gives you lemons, you're still probably going to fuck it up.
 Korrok: Neat....
Image 210895   10-22-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
434
 
 redmonkey3: Please moar... pleasez
Image 210894   10-22-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
168
 
 Mr Bleak: @Hosebag No, no - it's an instruction. You see someone, you are supposed to poke their eyes out.
 Hosebag: If they're blind then how are they going to read that sign?
 Ulillillia: @Jalamunch Totorito I grew up in Friends With Benefits
Image 210893   10-22-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
544
 
 Hosebag: All I ever slapped was a sea bass.
 manlyman: Shark got in the way while she was spinning around
 Sharkface: Obviously
 Spazstatic: Her ankle looks like it's dying
 Side Boob: Gangsa AF
Image 210892   10-22-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
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