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263346  Side Boob: I hate those mornings.

263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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12. Murm Gungus: 1357 points
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 sparenamelaptopdied: @Kevin II that last one was meant for you...
 sparenamelaptopdied: I've been asked this before, is it a thing? I am @sparename on a tablet after my laptop died, again, Tosh Tecra M9, on my fifth chassis, getting cheaper... - just swap drive, CPU and memory, keeping all the obscure programs that I've paid for over the years that let me talk to all the equipment at work
 Kevin II: who are you @sparenamelaptopdied
 Wooden Spoon: @Dr. Bathroom: yes they are. They swab their gloves after fondling you to see if your junk has been near explosives, then they run the swab through the machine.
 Hosebag: Testes, testes, One, two...uh three?
 addend: "Thanks for wearing gloves, but why the lube?"
 Teechur: @Hosebag *two
 fink: Everything has been already said. Good job aggronauts.
 Hosebag: Yep, that's a dick alright.
 bug: I don't see it... wait, yes, there it is. Your last shred of dignity. Ok, now turn around.
 WTF: "Bill, a 'yes' would suffice. We don't need to consummate the engagement right here."
 Christina: Now, propose.
 Dr. Bathroom: Are those gas chromatographs on the table? Pretty neat.
 RiderFan: *cue the swank bass*
 sparenamelaptopdied: "That's fine, Sir, you were, in fact, just pleased to see me..."
Image 210896   10-22-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
297
 
 Nothing: I can never shop here again
 inthrees: The pipe makes it seem like hes handling it very well. Like hes just saying Drat.
 shwoarty: Sweet beans and sumbarines!
 bug: Even when life gives you lemons, you're still probably going to fuck it up.
 Korrok: Neat....
Image 210895   10-22-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
434
 
 redmonkey3: Please moar... pleasez
Image 210894   10-22-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
168
 
 Mr Bleak: @Hosebag No, no - it's an instruction. You see someone, you are supposed to poke their eyes out.
 Hosebag: If they're blind then how are they going to read that sign?
 Ulillillia: @Jalamunch Totorito I grew up in Friends With Benefits
Image 210893   10-22-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
544
 
 Hosebag: All I ever slapped was a sea bass.
 manlyman: Shark got in the way while she was spinning around
 Sharkface: Obviously
 Spazstatic: Her ankle looks like it's dying
 Side Boob: Gangsa AF
Image 210892   10-22-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
212
 
 Christina: Gone.
 redmonkey3: ARZAK has more interesting life than me, atm...
Image 210891   10-22-17   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
201
 
 VoR: No smoking. Officially because it is on the sign
 Not A Bot: is this ACTUALLY a porn? I'm too afraid to lookup "Wrestle Force" in case it is...
Image 210890   10-22-17   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
578
 
 a sedated moose: It's this MAXIMUM-DOOTDRIVE?
 firesoup: Chairdoot
 addend: That chair rocks!
 Ulillillia: There'll be peace when you are done
 Mr. Whiskers: Really, my favorite thing about this image is he name carry-on-my-wayward-butt
Image 210889   10-22-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
112
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Rad for 360 degree diggers
Image 210888   10-22-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
475
 
 whiplash: I like him.
 Christina: Leo won an Oscar. This joke is dated.
 Greifer: they won't assemble themsleves ya know
 Donut: "I'm just making the ones I SHOULD have received."
Image 210887   10-22-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
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