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248931  Dr Awkward: So, flushing things does make them simply disappear? Even if it's criminal evidence? Asking for a friend.

248896  raditzu: he sent her his sperm via mail or wut?

248929  Dr Awkward: There's something to be said about the comfort of being united against the bad guy. Honestly, who the fuck knows who that really is anymore.

248869  Telkwa: Ya but he got yellow carded for tearing open his chest and revealing his heart.

248905  raditzu: ...or, more probable, in the ER.

248907  raditzu: bluebird of happiness! well, masked one, but still!

248913  raditzu: real men eat tidepods and drink bleach

248923  WannaBee: @raditzu it seems like a lot more than that.

248932  WannaBee: This is why Helen left him.

248923  raditzu: @WannaBee 3rd time in 2 weeks or so

248873  Telkwa: It's fun to watch when dog's raised around lakes meet the ocean for the first time.

248855  addend: @VoR "Purple members", he-heh.

248879  Telkwa: Diggin' that sweet car ride AC.

248893  Annoying Vegan : I knew a girl in school who used a ketchup bottle this way.

248938  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

248923  Whatever: Really? You call that a noose?

248861  Joseph: Your note is blocking my wheelchair thing.

248925  Annoying Vegan : This breaks the derpometer.

248935  glenalec: Do not give the bison psychoactive substances

248935  glenalec: Stairs lead to a big shed.

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248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248680 bug: pornhub

248843 tib gubb: that's the temporal paradox episode

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248853 Jaunty Shrimp: @Robespierre If you judge a book by the cover, then you judge the look by lover heh

248870 Jaunty Shrimp: Dont make me kermy...you won't like me when I'm kermy

248841 Korrok: Korrok approves.

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 248734 (905 points)
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Salvador Molly uploaded 248522 (879 points)
younglink uploaded 248579 (863 points)
caesar uploaded 248619 (847 points)
midgetcastle uploaded 248537 (846 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248663 (843 points)
Sydney uploaded 248735 (837 points)


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 5. ChubbyBuddy: 2870 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2819 points
 7. Bagels: 2585 points
 8. violentwrath: 2270 points
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10. Springbok: 2139 points
11. Warrax: 2133 points
12. dingding: 2131 points
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14. Nope: 2114 points
15. Shay: 1970 points
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 sparenamelaptopdied: @Kevin II that last one was meant for you...
 sparenamelaptopdied: I've been asked this before, is it a thing? I am @sparename on a tablet after my laptop died, again, Tosh Tecra M9, on my fifth chassis, getting cheaper... - just swap drive, CPU and memory, keeping all the obscure programs that I've paid for over the years that let me talk to all the equipment at work
 Kevin II: who are you @sparenamelaptopdied
 Wooden Spoon: @Dr. Bathroom: yes they are. They swab their gloves after fondling you to see if your junk has been near explosives, then they run the swab through the machine.
 Hosebag: Testes, testes, One, two...uh three?
 addend: "Thanks for wearing gloves, but why the lube?"
 Teechur: @Hosebag *two
 Yurishiro: Everything has been already said. Good job aggronauts.
 Hosebag: Yep, that's a dick alright.
 bug: I don't see it... wait, yes, there it is. Your last shred of dignity. Ok, now turn around.
 WTF: "Bill, a 'yes' would suffice. We don't need to consummate the engagement right here."
 Christina: Now, propose.
 Dr. Bathroom: Are those gas chromatographs on the table? Pretty neat.
 RiderFan: *cue the swank bass*
 sparenamelaptopdied: "That's fine, Sir, you were, in fact, just pleased to see me..."
Image 210896   10-22-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
297
 
 Nothing: I can never shop here again
 Felicity: The pipe makes it seem like hes handling it very well. Like hes just saying Drat.
 Yurishiro: Sweet beans and sumbarines!
 bug: Even when life gives you lemons, you're still probably going to fuck it up.
 Korrok: Neat....
Image 210895   10-22-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
434
 
 redmonkey3: Please moar... pleasez
Image 210894   10-22-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
168
 
 Mr Bleak: @Hosebag No, no - it's an instruction. You see someone, you are supposed to poke their eyes out.
 Hosebag: If they're blind then how are they going to read that sign?
 Ulillillia: @Jalamunch Totorito I grew up in Friends With Benefits
Image 210893   10-22-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
544
 
 Hosebag: All I ever slapped was a sea bass.
 Felicity: Shark got in the way while she was spinning around
 Yurishiro: Obviously
 Spazstatic: Her ankle looks like it's dying
 Side Boob: Gangsa AF
Image 210892   10-22-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
212
 
 Christina: Gone.
 redmonkey3: ARZAK has more interesting life than me, atm...
Image 210891   10-22-17   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
201
 
 VoR: No smoking. Officially because it is on the sign
 Not A Bot: is this ACTUALLY a porn? I'm too afraid to lookup "Wrestle Force" in case it is...
Image 210890   10-22-17   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
578
 
 a sedated moose: It's this MAXIMUM-DOOTDRIVE?
 Yurishiro: Chairdoot
 addend: That chair rocks!
 Ulillillia: There'll be peace when you are done
 Mr. Whiskers: Really, my favorite thing about this image is he name carry-on-my-wayward-butt
Image 210889   10-22-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
112
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Rad for 360 degree diggers
Image 210888   10-22-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
475
 
 Yurishiro: I like him.
 Christina: Leo won an Oscar. This joke is dated.
 Greifer: they won't assemble themsleves ya know
 Donut: "I'm just making the ones I SHOULD have received."
Image 210887   10-22-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
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