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268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

268621  wolfpk: I couldn't resist to wiggle

268600  Not A Bot: It certainly IS a badvote.

268625  Incubi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes

268610  WannaBee: I literally feel the same way.

268578  Side Boob: Most families only do emotional damage. These guys are really going the extra mile.

268624  WannaBee: What the fuck? At least she's using protection.

268622  Incubi: Inception 2: The College Years

268624  Dr. Bathroom: Abortion: Charlton Heston style.

268589  Incubi: I like the Knights and all. But that dog should be wearing a fin, is all I'm saying...

268595  Side Boob: Thanks, eh

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.


268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

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 zrj235: @Wooden Spoon I don't know what that means but it might be one of my new things to say when i walk into work blackout drunk.
 Wooden Spoon: @zrj235: "And a convivial Tuesday in April to you too, zrj235!"
 zrj235: is it christmas again already
Image 210841   10-21-17   Uploaded by    brutal
 Dr Awkward: Having graded the writing of high schoolers, this is a useful function.
 Hosebag: Screw you, I do what I want.
 zrj235: !!!!!!!!.!!!!!!.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!!!!!!!!!!.!!!!!!!.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!!!!!!!.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!!!!!!!!!.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
 Coolguy: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 ThatGuy: Whoops!!
 Greek Fire: I want to post two, but the mods might decide to be thematic.
 Derp Herpigan: !
Image 210840   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
 realjon: No par core
 Mr. Shine: My, how the tables have turned! Again
 jazzjunkie: Extreme picnicking!! So extreme, it requires more than one exclamation point to express!!!1!
 Air Biscuit: Hot meals. Leading the way.
 addend: "Hey, pass the potato salad." / "No."
Image 210839   10-21-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
 anonimos: Digital Synthesiser DX7 Music Computer
 zrj235: would recommend. i used the regular instruction manual and ended up with only 2.7775 keyboards 1.66671 girls.
Image 210838   10-21-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
 zrj235: shitsplitter
 addend: "2 girls, 1..." Aw, forget it.
 Mr. Butt: The best part of waking up, is Mr. Butt in your cup ;-)@a robot
 a robot: I must assume that @Mr. Butt eats every meal out of this bowl
 Dr Awkward: I'll have the butt soup, please.
Image 210837   10-21-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
 LurkedMoar: Heh, suckers
 ThatGuy: My god! Its full of stars!
Image 210836   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Relp
 tib gubb: he has lived as others have dared only dream
 redmonkey3: I really like pale people - but there's a limit
 Derp Herpigan: I love DMWGS too!
Image 210835   10-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Protein?
 Mr. Shine: @TheFrogMan Because it's ORGANIC, JEEZ!!
 Chest Rockwell: That kid is stoned.
 Dr Awkward: Who will juggle my huevos?
Image 210834   10-21-17   Uploaded by    crappypants
 waterudoin: @tears as lube The man in this photo looks like Bob Balaban and Wolf Blitzer, who also look like each other, and he seems to be wearing the classic 3D glasses, which used to be a part of the Monster Chiller Horror Theatre sketches on the TV series /SCTV/
 zrj235: Hi, I'm Dr. Tongues. Go ahead and guess how i got that naalamamamamammmmammlamm
 tears as lube: @Felicity why?
 Brain: Bob Balaban /is/ Wolf Blitzer in /Dr. Tongues 3D Situation Room/
 zrj235: Who will toss my salad?
Image 210833   10-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 gutwheat: This is awesome. I hate cats and Ive been watching all my Van Damme movies (currently in the middle of /Street Fighter/).
 Mr. Shine: So grateful for cropping right now.
 fanny: I love seeing images like this as soon as i wake up. it's gonna be a great day :)
 Mexico: @jochenau @a robot Jean-Claude Van DAMN!
 jochenau: @a robot Um. Um. Um. Um. OW.
 a robot: Um. Um. Um. Um. WOW.
 BavidDowie: Put those away, would've
 Shay: But I am afraid.
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