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268259  dangerkeith3000: I got a MAILER DAEMON message...

268260  dangerkeith3000: It's-a true!

268286  grace: The tail is like a little locator beacon in case the snow gets too deep!

268279  Shay: Yes, I am Detective Hercule Poirot. Where is the body?

268281  Mexico: It's not radiation's fault.

268264  dangerkeith3000: Go B A N A N A !

268224  Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268268  lecj07: Princess Carolyn's new boyfriend?

268275  lecj07: Man, Lasagna cat got dark.

268265  wolfpk: Neighbors walk by: Shit, Franks off his meds again!

268253  Not A Bot: He thought he had seen pornography of all breadths and types. He thought wrong.

268262  Annoying Vegan : I am addicted to cat and dog.

268236  Otterman: Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

268243  Otterman: Also: Not pictured - rhythmic thrusting

268243  Otterman: Help, I can't figure out how to spell the techno music for humorous purposes.

268224  Yam: @White Rice The heart wants anime tiddies.

268251  WannaBee: Beauty of honor taker.

268276  Annoying Vegan : Thanks, Scottish dad.

268272  Eleftheros: @Eleftheros nothing like predictive text to take the smart out of a yolk.

268272  Eleftheros: All this time I thought gummy bears we're haploid...

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267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268265 wolfpk: Neighbors walk by: Shit, Franks off his meds again!

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268264 dangerkeith3000: Go B A N A N A !



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Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (780 points)
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10. withak: 1640 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. Bacon Train: 1532 points
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Score:
208
 
 Jabberwikket: (Somebody's gotta pay for those bombers)
 Jabberwikket: The new Trumpsurance brought to you by the makers of Trumpcare
 bug: @Mr. Whiskers Yeah, I didn't actually do my homework for that one.
 Mr. Whiskers: @bug Thats a shade over one ten-thousandth of the US debt
 bug: Did you know that switching to Geico could save you 15 percent, but also possibly pay for most of the US's debt?
 Flarmie: @rockkstar Too bad it's grayed out. I think Geico is taunting.
 tib gubb: that's how they get you
Image 210807   10-21-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
132
 
 deadwombat: @sylveon Wacom is just Viacom if you separate the W into a V and an I
 kazzy94: @sylveon chicken land
 Air Biscuit: Neat. What does your fortune cookie say?
 bug: Amen.
Image 210806   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
364
 
 tib gubb: what is this, the early 2000's?
 Punt Numbles: @WaffleIron Package manager did make it easier, but not as easy as just downloading an installer and launching that. Package manager did offer an excellent search function, though. Now of course I dont even have the option of package manager because my preferred version of Ubuntu is no longer supported
 WaffleIron: @Felicity : I find the package managers to be fantastically easy, but I HAVE recompiled my own kernel a few times, so that might skew my "Easy scale" a little.
 GTA VII: This was much closer to my Linux experience sixteen years ago. Since my father installed Ubuntu (and later Mint) I have found Linux to be as user-friendly as Windows and Macintosh. The only thing that still bothers me is that you cant just download an installer and activate it; you either have to go through package manager or have some other arcane CLI way of doing it
 suckit: @Ulillillia Still sounds more successful than me
 mrwiffler: Pretty much.
 addend: That's your punishment for trying to get a free OS on a home PC.
 grizzly: @Ulillillia chosen! Will watch trainspotting!
 mwoody: I actually know a professor who required students to code their own compiler for a Pascal class within the first month. Every single student dropped the class.
 Dreforian: Pfft, I've got at least 15 of years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans under my belt!
 jochenau: I did a basic Linux Mint install for my grandpa and it's been great...he can do email and get the photos from his digital camera, and visiting family members don't download crap and change all the settings. But yeah, this is probably a more typical Linux experience.
 RiderFan: Did you power cycle the computer?
 Coolguy: @Ulillillia whoa... you still choose compact discs?
 Ulillillia: Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yours
Image 210805   10-21-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
333
 
 potato: Fuck Bill Pullman. Where's Bill Paxton?
 Shay: Bill Smith, Bill Bean, Bill Bayou, Bill Gunn, Bill Ferrell...*pauses*...Bill Randolph Hearst, Bill the Kid, Bill Arnett...
Image 210804   10-21-17   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
152
 
 Science: In a twist, he's rooting for Croatia.
 a robot: Is he supporting Mexico or mocking them?
 mrd0t: How do you get that through security?
 Not A Bot: Hi Snooki
 Shay: Oh me? I'm just taking my girlfriend to the futbol game tonight.
Image 210803   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
527
 
 tib gubb: i find sudafed to be a good non-drowsy solution to allergy woes
 well duh: The last time I took Benadryl, I swear I had just smoked a fat doob and was video-gaming it all the way to the local truck stop for a greasy awesome ass hamburger.
 Shay: Even Children's Benadryl knocks me out.
 Not A Bot: How does he chew food?
 White Male: @xylophone I was just going to say, if Benadryl does that, I know some insomniacs who could use it
Image 210802   10-21-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
462
 
 UnknownSample: Yarr gimme all tha booty
Image 210801   10-21-17   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
299
 
 WaffleIron: @a robot : YESSSSS SPITE RAD! FEEL THE SPITE LUKE! LET IT FLOW THROUGH YOU...sorry I got carried away.
 kazzy94: Most of the libertarian party is the entire user base of DeviantArt.
 a robot: This currently has a score of 195, I assume because of spite rads. Because what the fuck.
 jochenau: @tib gubb They're probably both pregnant with each other's babies. Because internet.
 Flarmie: This is a good image to remind yourself that you are on the Internet and that everything is going to be okay.
 Beeble: Libertarians.jpg
 Sadbot: Ah, the Gary Johnson of yesteryear
 flowers: Ironic rad
 tib gubb: I think they're both pregnant... what the fuck
 Haute and sweaty: Ah yes, Ron Paul of the horribly racist newsletters. Also, what the hell is going on in this picture. Is Goku pregnant?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: this may be the strongest power couple ever ill call them...... uhbhhh Gonic!! the superhog!!!
Image 210800   10-21-17   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
203
 
 Science: I went to a wedding and one of the attendees put her filthy flip flops on the table to save her spot.
 well duh: @Annoying Vegan didn't I just see a thing on Face(gonna vomit in my mouth a little)book about randomly nail polish bombing people's feet at an airport somewhere or something?
 Springbok: The more I look at it, the less sure I am of whether that's a human hand, foot, or monkey paw
 Mr. Whiskers: Is that a human foot?
 hot hot dog: Enviable chin
 Warrax: Cut it right the fuck off. Not a jury in the world would convict you, at least not one that I was on.
 tib gubb: dude looks cranky. stuck working overtime maybe.
 Annoying Vegan : *whips out a bottle of nail polish*
 ThoughtlessGentleman: sir remain calm. if you feed the human root some memtholated bitters it will go to sleep and not attack.
Image 210799   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
557
 
 p nut: Photobomb!
 Dreforian: "Well hellooooo"
Image 210798   10-21-17   Uploaded by    a robot
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