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268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

268399  addend: (Stops texting. Resumes regular life.)

268401  addend: @Knice That's exactly what the deer said. Right on topic.

268408  Air Biscuit: *sneaks up in parking lot and sticks an F sticker on there...

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268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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 namename: @VeeKay If Iggy Pop was a Cardassian instead of a Vorta
 Wooden Spoon: @VeeKay: I've said it before and I'll say it again. It can't be Iggy Pop if he's wearing a shirt.
 VeeKay: Who would have thought a glance would make Iggy Pop uncomfortable?
 Ulillillia: Buckle up, buckaroo
 WTF: Fabio patiently waits for his plate of chicken tenders and a diet Coke.
Image 210694   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
322
 
 greg: Agree. Why would I want *less* filling?
 twenty4: @Ulillillia Me too! :-)
 Wooden Spoon: I tried these the other day and was disappointed. I'll also say that I'm not a big fan of double stuff. The regular ones have the right ratio.
 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia As is your God-given right
 El hefe: This reality is broken
 Ulillillia: I take the tops off of Double Stuf and put the creme sides together to make Quadruple Stuf
 Air Biscuit: So that you can fit more of them into your mouth at once.
Image 210693   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
292
 
 Science: Yep, this is typically me whenever I assemble anything that requires parts to be in a particular orientation
 grimes: Sorry, whats happening here?
 apoxia: @Nymphomania Well you could do that forever. Or you could change it to an appropriate handle and ask yourself why you didn't do it sooner.
 VeeKay: Get back to doing stuff college you dumbo
Image 210692   10-21-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
258
 
 falling: @moogerator To Americans, it sounds like Canadians are saying soarry, and to Canadians, it sounds like Americans are saying sahrry
 VeeKay: No word of a lie here - a relative of mine (John Innes) painted this.
 Ulillillia: @moogerator No
Image 210691   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
505
 
 antipatterns: This is why you invest in treated mammoth hides
 Amy Housewine: It's not raining, this is just his style.
 kornisjon: Advert for waterproof mascara.
 raditzu: unhappy meal
Image 210690   10-21-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
422
 
 betamax: Its like a haircut for the Earth!
 a sedated moose: @trelyate @El Barto It gets fucking INTENSE.
 Christina: Why not both?
 El Barto: @trelyate That sounds terrifying.
 Amy Housewine: Yup, love me some grass.
 trelyate: imagine mowing a lawn while on drugs, though
 VoR: Lawns are bad
Image 210689   10-21-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
405
 
 Flarmie: Someone used the wrong Random Encounter table.
 Mr Bleak: Is that a moose in formal attire?
 jazzjunkie: This looks like a moose. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few mooses in my time.
 Dr Awkward: Ahh, nature!
 Amy Housewine: You can always spot a tourist.
 WTF: Shamoose
 raditzu: seems legit
Image 210688   10-21-17   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
371
 
 Mad Collager: @Knice They say he's very rich. Look how high his celery is.
 Dr Awkward: Colonel Mustard. In the kitchen. With the celery.
 Off Topic: A la Psycho: Leek Leek Leek Leek
 Knice: Oh, shit, a stalker!
 Jorp Lulter: Vegans amirite?
Image 210687   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
151
 
 Starry Lemon: When I was a growing up I loved Wagon Wheels. As an adult I can afford all the Wagon Wheels I want but they dont taste as good. But they still taste nostalgic.
 WTF: There I was, thirty thousand feet straight up, in a field of frozen yo-yos and the string broke. I didn't falter. Just kept on goin', man. I knew. I knew Nirvana was straight around the corner. I turned the corner and ran smack into Betty Crocker. She was runnin' across the sky yelling, "You never outgrow your need for milk!" I looked at her and said, "Baby, you're something else." Far out, man, y'know what I mean?
Image 210686   10-21-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
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 tib gubb: @VoR basically fluorine, then
 Christina: Visibly, the element of surprise is dubnium.
 VoR: Very unstable and becomes inert almost instantly
Image 210685   10-21-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
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