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243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

243542  Springbok: Too many churros

243543  Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P

243534  Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all

243537  jochenau: That's like...8,000 dicks.

243544  OldKentuckyShark: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes

243541  jochenau: @Air Biscuit Or possibly mold.

243543  jochenau: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.

243527  tib gubb: *fascism intensifies*

243536  Air Biscuit: Musical.

243388  XLY: omg I want one!!

243501  Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243541  Air Biscuit: Winter is coming.

243538  Annoying Vegan : Criminy, clean your lens

243527  Chest Rockwell: Stop drinking.

243420  XLY: if you're cold they're cold, bring them inside

243485  copunter: i bite long waterdog

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243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243322 Shay: Ah lean left, lean left, lean leeefffffftttt.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243340 Xeno: An AT-MT?

243334 bug: Ah, the old Spicy Nachos, I see.

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.



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Score:
296
 
 copunter: noice advoice
 EH: Looks like there's gonna be more of them.
 BavidDowie: UNCLE!
 wolfpk: Yeah, I can see how disturbing bears have sex could get your ass killed
 Spazstatic: Seemed legit, till I read "back yo ass up"
Image 210598   10-20-17   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
191
 
 charlemagne: preacher man!
Image 210597   10-20-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
507
 
 VeeKay: It's what Brojack would have wanted
 Air Biscuit: *takes off the glasses... "woah, everything else just says obey. This ones oddly specific..."
 jochenau: @Teechur I love edited book covers for some reason.
 Fancy Clown: This made me laugh a lot too
 Spazstatic: @Teechur you should get it for your stoodents. You have tenure yet?
 Ulillillia: Does your girlfriend have an attitude?
 Knice: I like slamcorn.
 Teechur: Why the hell can I not stop laughing at this?
Image 210596   10-20-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
370
 
 funny in the wall: Looks like EWR
 wolfpk: GPS is never wrong *plows through fence*
Image 210595   10-20-17   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
222
 
 addend: In Soviet Russia, bone picks /you/.
 Air Biscuit: I think medical science has advanced to the point where this could be removed... for a price...
 Shay: I don't think that's a Life Touch.
 Teechur: And a bone in his nose, ho ho.
Image 210594   10-20-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
590
 
 EH: UNCLE!
 addend: Probably just lost - Looking for the maternity ward.
 Korrok: I've seen worse...
 Felicity: Bear, nose, and throat specialist
 funny in the wall: Russian reality tv show: bear doctor... bear, md?@Ulillillia
 Air Biscuit: @AlexDeLarge LOUD NOISES!!
 AlexDeLarge: Do not run or make sudden movements. Face the bear and slowly back yo ass up.
 Ulillillia: Russian hospital
Image 210593   10-20-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
527
 
 tib gubb: this seems safe
 Science: Rich kids got nothing better to do
 charlemagne: sharif likes it
 Not A Bot: He's adorable
 Air Biscuit: Landcruisers are nice.
 Fancy Clown: This is genuinely rad, assuming they survived
 wolfpk: High five!
Image 210592   10-20-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
438
 
 wolfpk: Batman: You are five seconds away from a kryptonite enema?
 Spazstatic: Took me a couple lines to realize I was reading it backwards.
 Dr Awkward: Don't you dare close your eyes. DON'T. YOU. FUCKING. DARE.
Image 210591   10-20-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
192
 
 Air Biscuit: We get it, you 100% organic gluten free vape.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ya know its about time for me to stop being responsible in my own special way and start doing this. not only would i be happier but everyone that has to deal with me wohld be too. why did i ever quit?
 Shay: Maybe Chong will re-consider picking strawberries from the fields.
 Greifer: strawberry cough
 antipatterns: Its not even 420 on the Julian Calendar
 WotGives: Just in case it wasn't phallic enough
 Ulillillia: We get it
Image 210590   10-20-17   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
270
 
 Yurishiro: The funny thing is that the log is not moving yet. They are Just screaming ROCK AND ROOOOOLLL AAAAAAAAHHHH
Image 210589   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
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