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228336  Robespierre: @Matricii The possibilities are endless.

228494  Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.

228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

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3. Ulillillia
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10. Teechur



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete



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Bagels uploaded 227984 (886 points)
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 3. Scoo: 6021 points
 4. Bagels: 4965 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4066 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2316 points
 7. Side Boob: 2260 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2120 points
 9. saluted: 2010 points
10. EndlessVanity: 1977 points
11. Fast Sloth: 1961 points
12. greg: 1948 points
13. majorchamp: 1947 points
14. adeadcrab: 1922 points
15. guccigucci: 1827 points
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Score:
296
 
 copunter: noice advoice
 EH: Looks like there's gonna be more of them.
 BavidDowie: UNCLE!
 wolfpk: Yeah, I can see how disturbing bears have sex could get your ass killed
 Spazstatic: Seemed legit, till I read "back yo ass up"
Image 210598   10-20-17   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
191
 
 charlemagne: preacher man!
Image 210597   10-20-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
507
 
 VeeKay: It's what Brojack would have wanted
 Air Biscuit: *takes off the glasses... "woah, everything else just says obey. This ones oddly specific..."
 jochenau: @Teechur I love edited book covers for some reason.
 Fancy Clown: This made me laugh a lot too
 Spazstatic: @Teechur you should get it for your stoodents. You have tenure yet?
 Ulillillia: Does your girlfriend have an attitude?
 Knice: I like slamcorn.
 Teechur: Why the hell can I not stop laughing at this?
Image 210596   10-20-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
370
 
 funny in the wall: Looks like EWR
 wolfpk: GPS is never wrong *plows through fence*
Image 210595   10-20-17   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
222
 
 addend: In Soviet Russia, bone picks /you/.
 Air Biscuit: I think medical science has advanced to the point where this could be removed... for a price...
 Shay: I don't think that's a Life Touch.
 Teechur: And a bone in his nose, ho ho.
Image 210594   10-20-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
590
 
 EH: UNCLE!
 addend: Probably just lost - Looking for the maternity ward.
 Korrok: I've seen worse...
 Felicity: Bear, nose, and throat specialist
 funny in the wall: Russian reality tv show: bear doctor... bear, md?@Ulillillia
 Air Biscuit: @AlexDeLarge LOUD NOISES!!
 AlexDeLarge: Do not run or make sudden movements. Face the bear and slowly back yo ass up.
 Ulillillia: Russian hospital
Image 210593   10-20-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
527
 
 tib gubb: this seems safe
 Science: Rich kids got nothing better to do
 charlemagne: sharif likes it
 Not A Bot: He's adorable
 Air Biscuit: Landcruisers are nice.
 Fancy Clown: This is genuinely rad, assuming they survived
 wolfpk: High five!
Image 210592   10-20-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
438
 
 wolfpk: Batman: You are five seconds away from a kryptonite enema?
 Spazstatic: Took me a couple lines to realize I was reading it backwards.
 Dr Awkward: Don't you dare close your eyes. DON'T. YOU. FUCKING. DARE.
Image 210591   10-20-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
192
 
 Air Biscuit: We get it, you 100% organic gluten free vape.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ya know its about time for me to stop being responsible in my own special way and start doing this. not only would i be happier but everyone that has to deal with me wohld be too. why did i ever quit?
 Shay: Maybe Chong will re-consider picking strawberries from the fields.
 Greifer: strawberry cough
 antipatterns: Its not even 420 on the Julian Calendar
 WotGives: Just in case it wasn't phallic enough
 Ulillillia: We get it
Image 210590   10-20-17   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
270
 
 Yurishiro: The funny thing is that the log is not moving yet. They are Just screaming ROCK AND ROOOOOLLL AAAAAAAAHHHH
Image 210589   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
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