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216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

216092  qazwsx: But.....it was so amazing....

216136  Amy Housewine: Shhh.

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216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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Score:
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 copunter: noice advoice
 EH: Looks like there's gonna be more of them.
 BavidDowie: UNCLE!
 wolfpk: Yeah, I can see how disturbing bears have sex could get your ass killed
 Spazstatic: Seemed legit, till I read "back yo ass up"
Image 210598   10-20-17   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
191
 
 charlemagne: preacher man!
Image 210597   10-20-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
507
 
 VeeKay: It's what Brojack would have wanted
 Air Biscuit: *takes off the glasses... "woah, everything else just says obey. This ones oddly specific..."
 jochenau: @Teechur I love edited book covers for some reason.
 Fancy Clown: This made me laugh a lot too
 Spazstatic: @Teechur you should get it for your stoodents. You have tenure yet?
 Ulillillia: Does your girlfriend have an attitude?
 Knice: I like slamcorn.
 Teechur: Why the hell can I not stop laughing at this?
Image 210596   10-20-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
370
 
 funny in the wall: Looks like EWR
 wolfpk: GPS is never wrong *plows through fence*
Image 210595   10-20-17   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
222
 
 addend: In Soviet Russia, bone picks /you/.
 Air Biscuit: I think medical science has advanced to the point where this could be removed... for a price...
 Shay: I don't think that's a Life Touch.
 Teechur: And a bone in his nose, ho ho.
Image 210594   10-20-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
590
 
 EH: UNCLE!
 addend: Probably just lost - Looking for the maternity ward.
 Korrok: I've seen worse...
 Felicity: Bear, nose, and throat specialist
 funny in the wall: Russian reality tv show: bear doctor... bear, md?@Ulillillia
 Air Biscuit: @AlexDeLarge LOUD NOISES!!
 AlexDeLarge: Do not run or make sudden movements. Face the bear and slowly back yo ass up.
 Ulillillia: Russian hospital
Image 210593   10-20-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
527
 
 Science: Rich kids got nothing better to do
 charlemagne: sharif likes it
 Not A Bot: He's adorable
 Air Biscuit: Landcruisers are nice.
 Fancy Clown: This is genuinely rad, assuming they survived
 wolfpk: High five!
Image 210592   10-20-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
438
 
 wolfpk: Batman: You are five seconds away from a kryptonite enema?
 Spazstatic: Took me a couple lines to realize I was reading it backwards.
 Dr Awkward: Don't you dare close your eyes. DON'T. YOU. FUCKING. DARE.
Image 210591   10-20-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
192
 
 Air Biscuit: We get it, you 100% organic gluten free vape.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ya know its about time for me to stop being responsible in my own special way and start doing this. not only would i be happier but everyone that has to deal with me wohld be too. why did i ever quit?
 Shay: Maybe Chong will re-consider picking strawberries from the fields.
 Greifer: strawberry cough
 antipatterns: Its not even 420 on the Julian Calendar
 WotGives: Just in case it wasn't phallic enough
 Ulillillia: We get it
Image 210590   10-20-17   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
270
 
 Yurishiro: The funny thing is that the log is not moving yet. They are Just screaming ROCK AND ROOOOOLLL AAAAAAAAHHHH
Image 210589   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
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