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253189  Mr Bleak: @Shay He's Zed's Gimp.

254105  Sadbot: "Never not go fast" -Sarnic the Incroyable on the left there

254093  tib gubb: the lighter side of -- animal abuse

254096  tib gubb: i worshipped zororo before it was canon

254084  Not A Bot: I fits

254104  Scoo: For flamingo-ing places

254091  Sadbot: @Gomi Day you're kidding

254103  Butcherboy: But I like the smell of gasoline on my hands afterwards. Seriously

254101  BavidDowie: how the turns have tabled

254100  UnknownSample: Aaaand she's gone

254105  some guy : the indubitables

254076  lecj07: Y u do dis hyoomin.

254092  charlemagne: aye caramba?

254085  lecj07: The spider ran the man down with a car, THEN set his house on fire? Wow.

254105  Ihminen: the noncredibles

254099  a robot: @Annoying Vegan I do this to my cat and YES! Best feeling in the world :)

254091  Gomi Day: "my folks drove it up here from the bahamas"

254096  Whatever: On the bright side all the good believers I know tell me Im gonna go to the other place, so Im not worried about Zororo...

254091  Sadbot: The person who owns this car is certainly a douche

254098  Whatever: But it appears to be so much easier to use a gun and make incoherent posts on Twitter to promote morally bankrupt policies that you know that will never happen

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5. Mr. Shine
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9. DrNinjaman
10. Side Boob



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254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid



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Science uploaded 253621 (846 points)
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Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (804 points)
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 3. Laree: 4922 points
 4. Scoo: 4156 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 3503 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2409 points
 7. Warrax: 2381 points
 8. Jonananathan: 1941 points
 9. cannabis: 1879 points
10. Gomi Day: 1868 points
11. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
12. tears as lube: 1783 points
13. E. HONDA: 1651 points
14. burritos: 1648 points
15. Science: 1616 points
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Score:
278
 
 wolfpk: Only your own
 Side Boob: Fart nazis!
 Dr Awkward: UFARTED has strict fart-related policies
 WaffleIron: @ChubbyBuddy : I always fart a lil when I laugh.
 Sprinkles: Farts are inherently funny. You can't stop human nature.
 Amy Housewine: Aw hyuck hyuck
 Prostata: yeah sorry. that won't be possible.
 ChubbyBuddy: permitted: farting at other people's laughs
Image 210549   10-20-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
693
 
 tib gubb: smuglord mcwhiskers
 Air Biscuit: "Its ok because it was my own fart."
 Cami: Goodcat Grey: No lunch? Shares his sushi.
 BavidDowie: Kitty is pleased
Image 210548   10-20-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
568
 
 square44: those horse head masks have gotten really realistic
 Spazstatic: Something is wrong with your girlfriend's hooves.
 BavidDowie: Guess who!
 Handyman: Does this count as getting head?
 Amy Housewine: * CHOMP *
 Dr Awkward: I love hugs from my girlfriend.
Image 210547   10-20-17   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
601
 
 Gutpunsher: My credit union uses dot matrix printers throughout the whole building.I refuse to ask why.
 charlemagne: @antipatterns tell that to the tories
 antipatterns: Except libraries aren't controlled by a psychopathic corporation who sees knowledge as a "commodity"
 Science: @trees: Cool smell too.
 Niels Bohr: @trees that was purdy.
 Slug Wind: Considering we are looking at a picture of it, and said picture is of a person reading writing, it is fairly safe to say this is from the 'historic' era.
 bug: *historic.
 Dr Awkward: @trees Solid username / comment synergy. Also, I would absolutely love to get a card catalog for my house, but when my University gets rid of them, they're gone instantly.
Image 210546   10-20-17   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
529
 
 Air Biscuit: @Wooden Spoon why not kang?
 Wooden Spoon: The painting should be an upside-down Kodos.
 twitter: @Warrax No one who speaks German could possibly be evil.
 Warrax: Die Plant, Die.
Image 210545   10-20-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
593
 
 cassette1: On the plus side, he gave them fire
 Cami: I was just thinking about Bach. I remember hearing a radio host say that if Mozart was God speaking to man then Bach was man speaking to God. To all my fellow Canadians: Which Glenn Gould Goldberg Variations album was better? 1956 or 1981?
 White Rice: Bach to the future?
 Niels Bohr: I'll be bach.
 Snow Plow: This is definitely something they would've pulled on the Flintstones if they ran out of ideas.
 Dr Awkward: They're more into hard rock.
Image 210544   10-20-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
193
 
 Air Biscuit: Just buy a cooler lunchbox and an ice pack and keep it in your office if you trust people this little.
 cishet: Ive always hated this old joke
 VeeKay: This is nothing. At my last place of work a person got so furious at all the thefts from the break room fridge they went and locked it with a chain and padlock at 09.30. There was a sign to tell everybody to see *name* if they wanted anything out of the fridge before lunch break and they would stand there and challenge them to see if the item they were taking out was actually theirs. Worked a treat until she got reported to HR and, yes, you guessed it, the thefts started again.
 Dick Inspector: Have fun with that botulism
 DarkTeddy: Passive aggressiveness is my favorite.
 Dr Awkward: @Big Bong Theory But if they're not lying, they're still pieces of shit!
Image 210543   10-20-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
357
 
 BavidDowie: You shouldn't have
Image 210542   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Image 210541 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by entropy. Boo, entropy.
Score:
451
 
 violentwrath: Hmm. Try it the other way! Put the car on the couch
 kazzy94: If I can carry a fax machine on my bicycle, I can haul a full size sofa in my Buick.
 Spazstatic: So, did taking the cushion off help?
 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".
 ignatz: Plot twist : they're unloading
 MamboNumber6: If the couch don't fit, you must acquit!
 Mad Collager: We need a bigger sedan!
 bug: ...just keep pushing, dear.
 PenguinBartender: OM NOM NOM, THIS COUCH IS DELICI-- *choking noises*
 Dr Awkward: Like. A. Glove.
Image 210540   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
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