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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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Score:
193
 
 Hung Plemungus: Just buy a cooler lunchbox and an ice pack and keep it in your office if you trust people this little.
 Therbo Flumomple: Ive always hated this old joke
 Flarbo Flumumbies: This is nothing. At my last place of work a person got so furious at all the thefts from the break room fridge they went and locked it with a chain and padlock at 09.30. There was a sign to tell everybody to see *name* if they wanted anything out of the fridge before lunch break and they would stand there and challenge them to see if the item they were taking out was actually theirs. Worked a treat until she got reported to HR and, yes, you guessed it, the thefts started again.
 Jift Horpomple: Have fun with that botulism
 Paft Flongo: Passive aggressiveness is my favorite.
 Bold Dampombies: @Big Bong Theory But if they're not lying, they're still pieces of shit!
Image 210543   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Bilm Plombies
Score:
357
 
 Flimp Albungus: You shouldn't have
Image 210542   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Marm Flomple
Image 210541 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by entropy. Boo, entropy.
Score:
451
 
 Rorm Brongus: Hmm. Try it the other way! Put the car on the couch
 Frurt Flumumbies: If I can carry a fax machine on my bicycle, I can haul a full size sofa in my Buick.
 Thaple Dampuble: So, did taking the cushion off help?
 Herm Horpumple: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".
 Vilm Dampungus: Plot twist : they're unloading
 Ring Flumomple: If the couch don't fit, you must acquit!
 Mart Flumungo: We need a bigger sedan!
 Hampo Rempungus: ...just keep pushing, dear.
 Doft Horpongus: OM NOM NOM, THIS COUCH IS DELICI-- *choking noises*
 Raft Albumbies: Like. A. Glove.
Image 210540   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Truld Cremongus
Score:
467
 
 Flople Plumbies: *?!
 Veple Albopert: Even as a kid I found his face worryingly malformed.
 Horb Plongus: So I don't know much Oz lore, but does the Cowardly Lion have a name or does he just go by Lion, bc if that's the case that would be confusing with all the other lions roaming around with the same name. I know the Tin Woodsman had an actual name since I think he used to be a man. Just curious.
 Flulm Flongo: Hey its the guy who doesnt like black ppl
 Thongo Albopert: Eh, the "Brother!?" actually kinda ruined it for me.
Image 210539   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Herm Horpupert
Score:
594
 
 Vart Cremombies: @Cami Oh yea, we've got 8 and they can sometimes be a handful. Like gremlins after midnight. But yeah, Auto-Rad for goats forever.
 Hung Flumumple: @Dr Awkward Cool. They sure have a lot of character. My neighbour had a vinyl roof on his car and the goats pulled every last shred of it off! They were the ultimate escape artists too. Mostly my interactions with goats were when I was a kid(Haha! a funny!) and of a culinary nature. I recall it being said they were one animal you really wanted to make sure and slaughter young.
 Jeld Morpombies: Michelin man!
 Peld Drumungo: oh, I get it
 Trump Plemumple: croissants
 Ling Cremungo: I've never given my goats water melon, as I usually eat it all up first, and the chickens get the rinds. Our big goats shithouses celery, though.
 Jiwn Cremumple: HOW TO EAT A WATAAMELLONNN
 Lift Dampomple: Goats and croissants, what more could a guy ask for?
Image 210538   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Hongo Dampomple
Score:
391
 
 Thiwn Flumungo: Simon Stalenhag
 Trart Dampupert: @PushyWebsite Help! Can't remember his name, reverse image search draws a blank..
 Polm Grunombies: Yes, some of his paintings should be in my house. Even they spooky ones to offset the awe inspiring ones. @ignatz
 Frung Grunumple: Love thi guys wodrk..
 Bart Dampongus: "Arrival (2016)" was a great film.
 Craft Rempungo: Visiting his rustic cousin.
Image 210537   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Crulm Drumumple
Score:
433
 
 Hingo Plumple: Futuristic b@n@n@s
 Rengo Rempungo: bite my shiny metal fruit
 Hemp Morpongo: I will not eat it here or there, I will not eat it anywhere, I will not eat this fruit of silver, you can't make me do it either
 Vaft Albongus: Witness meeee!
 Bung Horpoble: BLING$!
 Fliple Morpongo: For the last freaking time, no I do NOT want Google Chrome.
 Creft Dampupert: This poisons the fruit
Image 210536   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Meple Plopert
Score:
202
 
 Fraft Drumombies: @titular role because you have to warm it before you give it to the baby.
 Morbo Dampungus: After a night of kinky sex, you should wear a shirt.
 Dulm Horpuble: @BavidDowie The Great Northern DoucheTiger, I believe.
 Thorb Cremumbies: what kind of tiger is this?
 Birt Flumongus: @titular role Quit judging my extreme lifestyle
Image 210535   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Frurbo Plemoble
Score:
493
 
 Vompo Horpoble: Puppo is gonna have a sore neck
Image 210534   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Rulm Albongus
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