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254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

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253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.



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 burritos: New York [something] Broadway Guide & Yellow Pages * & [something] Map
 WTF: Et tu?
 a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?
Image 210490   10-20-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
398
 
 zoso: Judge Stan Lee, presiding
 Donut: Show us on the Rubik's Cube where the bad programmer touched you.
 deathawaits: Take a seat... Or take over the world
 SomeCanadian: "In the case of State v Giant Hovering Death Robot, I hereby find the defendant not guilty."
Image 210489   10-20-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
215
 
 Air Biscuit: Why are you taking pictures of my phone?
 SomeCanadian: DAMN YOU MONSANTO!!!
 Spazstatic: I think I'll have a light snack.
 Prostata: when your aliens are inbread
 sparenamelaptopdied: OLED and butter
 WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.
 Bagels: Techno bread
Image 210488   10-20-17   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
200
 
 Hungy Dingus: @sparenamelaptopdied Ha! That saved it :-)
 sparenamelaptopdied: that's nothing, my forest is petrified
 Dr Awkward: @Derp Herpigan Pkease don't fluster my knob. Thx.
 FabricMan: The chandelier is nonplussed
 fisto: @Knice I cei(ling) what you did there.
 SomeCanadian: The wall seems rather perplexed.
 Derp Herpigan: The knob is flustered
 Knice: @Yurishiro The ceiling should be over it.
 hanky: The ceiling is astonished!
 zrj235: This post is completely freaked the fuck out
Image 210487   10-20-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
114
 
 antipatterns: The best drug with the worst culture.
 Otterman: We get it, you smoke.
 Ihminen: don't talk to me or my dealer ever again
 zrj235: HERES A GOOD CAPTION: I LIKE WEED FUCK YEAH WEED no seriously anyone got some weed
Image 210486   10-20-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
181
 
 Dr Awkward: "D+. I don't give a fuck about Andrew. Don't use abbreviations without first defining them."
 Bagels: I can hardly read this
 zrj235: oh wow seriously this makes me have middle-school anxiety and cold sweats all over again just reading it.
Image 210485   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
321
 
 Air Biscuit: Not pictured: sweet jump you have to ramp off to get up the first step.
 UltraBeverly: This is why we say "differently abled" now.
 Side Boob: Wheelchair Accessible: No quitters!
 Catcat: Wheelchair accessible-ish
Image 210484   10-20-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
333
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 mwoody: Wow, haven't seen any references to Urusei Yatsura on the 'net in a while.
 Catcat: Argh, a snake monster DJ!
 zrj235: not with those sparkly pants and those past children, nope. not for shit.
Image 210483   10-20-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
542
 
 Air Biscuit: *pulls out paint marker
 WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$
 Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.
 zrj235: just hit F23. computer dont know shit dude.
Image 210482   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
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 Side Boob: GRAAASSS...tastes bad!
Image 210481   10-20-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
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