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216719  Hokie333: @jazzjunkie How is that not +30 by now?

216746  Chocolate Pain: Will haunt you through a few Halloweens

216736  Mr. Shine: We get it, you smoke weed.

216728  AlexDeLarge: Good idea: finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad idea: finding easter eggs on xmas day.

216642  Rev80: 2 seconds is all that separates humor from illegal porn.

216647  Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216731  AlexDeLarge: Aww, yiss. Mothafuckin arm hairs.

216732  AlexDeLarge: The only big daddy who lived to see his little sister reach adulthood.

216659  Rev80: But how do I transform into a d20?

216737  Yurishiro: This is bearly interracial.

216664  Rev80: I Spitfire on your grave.

216668  Rev80: Cancer: Not even once

216731  Yurishiro: Time for your daily bath in barbecue sauce!

216687  Rev80: Don't mess with a person open-carrying an epee

216745  Black Jesus: I love newfoundland dogs, they are so big and fluffy and adorable.

216697  Rev80: Well that saved the owner from having to dig out his floppy punch from the junk drawer to write protect that disk

216735  Yurishiro: If you attach them all to the house and activate them one side at the time you can move the house around!

216737  Teechur: Oh my!

216737  Teechur: Oh my!

216701  Rev80: Sometimes a slipper is just a slipper

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216648 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD

216681 ignatz: Let's be honest, he was formulaic and repetitive (like eg Matisse, Picasso, oh heck everyone I can think of!)

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216613 Yurishiro: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.

216711 Mad Collager: @99.9 Percent I hope you enjoy it, despite how you feel now. My son's a DJ, and the good ones can really get you happily lost in the music. If all goes well, you will be able to pay attention to the music, and let the poison thoughts recede for awhile. Good luck!

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216656 Teechur: Just hold on! I'll be done in a fecund.

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216647 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..



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Ment Thorp uploaded 216585 (753 points)
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Messed Up Dog uploaded 216621 (698 points)
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11. Side Boob: 1196 points
12. togboat: 1192 points
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Score:
171
 
 Felicity: New York [something] Broadway Guide & Yellow Pages * & [something] Map
 WTF: Et tu?
 a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?
Image 210490   10-20-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
398
 
 Felicity: Judge Stan Lee, presiding
 Donut: Show us on the Rubik's Cube where the bad programmer touched you.
 Aufziehvogel: Take a seat... Or take over the world
 SomeCanadian: "In the case of State v Giant Hovering Death Robot, I hereby find the defendant not guilty."
Image 210489   10-20-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
215
 
 Air Biscuit: Why are you taking pictures of my phone?
 SomeCanadian: DAMN YOU MONSANTO!!!
 Spazstatic: I think I'll have a light snack.
 Prostata: when your aliens are inbread
 sparenamelaptopdied: OLED and butter
 WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.
 Bagels: Techno bread
Image 210488   10-20-17   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
200
 
 Felicity: @sparenamelaptopdied Ha! That saved it :-)
 sparenamelaptopdied: that's nothing, my forest is petrified
 Dr Awkward: @Derp Herpigan Pkease don't fluster my knob. Thx.
 FabricMan: The chandelier is nonplussed
 Yurishiro: @Knice I cei(ling) what you did there.
 SomeCanadian: The wall seems rather perplexed.
 Derp Herpigan: The knob is flustered
 Knice: @Yurishiro The ceiling should be over it.
 Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!
 zrj235: This post is completely freaked the fuck out
Image 210487   10-20-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
114
 
 antipatterns: The best drug with the worst culture.
 Otterman: We get it, you smoke.
 Ihminen: don't talk to me or my dealer ever again
 zrj235: HERES A GOOD CAPTION: I LIKE WEED FUCK YEAH WEED no seriously anyone got some weed
Image 210486   10-20-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
181
 
 Dr Awkward: "D+. I don't give a fuck about Andrew. Don't use abbreviations without first defining them."
 Bagels: I can hardly read this
 zrj235: oh wow seriously this makes me have middle-school anxiety and cold sweats all over again just reading it.
Image 210485   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
321
 
 Air Biscuit: Not pictured: sweet jump you have to ramp off to get up the first step.
 UltraBeverly: This is why we say "differently abled" now.
 Side Boob: Wheelchair Accessible: No quitters!
 Catcat: Wheelchair accessible-ish
Image 210484   10-20-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
333
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 mwoody: Wow, haven't seen any references to Urusei Yatsura on the 'net in a while.
 Catcat: Argh, a snake monster DJ!
 zrj235: not with those sparkly pants and those past children, nope. not for shit.
Image 210483   10-20-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
519
 
 Air Biscuit: *pulls out paint marker
 WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$
 Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.
 zrj235: just hit F23. computer dont know shit dude.
Image 210482   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
519
 
 Side Boob: GRAAASSS...tastes bad!
Image 210481   10-20-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
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