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268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

268399  addend: (Stops texting. Resumes regular life.)

268401  addend: @Knice That's exactly what the deer said. Right on topic.

268408  Air Biscuit: *sneaks up in parking lot and sticks an F sticker on there...

268405  addend: Support mandatory waiting periods and mental-health checks for firearms, marriage, and especially both.

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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Score:
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 Dr Awkward: "D+. I don't give a fuck about Andrew. Don't use abbreviations without first defining them."
 Bagels: I can hardly read this
 zrj235: oh wow seriously this makes me have middle-school anxiety and cold sweats all over again just reading it.
Image 210485   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
321
 
 Air Biscuit: Not pictured: sweet jump you have to ramp off to get up the first step.
 UltraBeverly: This is why we say "differently abled" now.
 Side Boob: Wheelchair Accessible: No quitters!
 Catcat: Wheelchair accessible-ish
Image 210484   10-20-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
333
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 mwoody: Wow, haven't seen any references to Urusei Yatsura on the 'net in a while.
 Catcat: Argh, a snake monster DJ!
 zrj235: not with those sparkly pants and those past children, nope. not for shit.
Image 210483   10-20-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
542
 
 Air Biscuit: *pulls out paint marker
 WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$
 Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.
 zrj235: just hit F23. computer dont know shit dude.
Image 210482   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
542
 
 Side Boob: GRAAASSS...tastes bad!
Image 210481   10-20-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
375
 
 UltraBeverly: @logono LAFD is about $1400 +$19/mile! Thanks prop 13.
 Catcat: Run towards Canada!
 zrj235: bath salts are a hell of a drug.
Image 210480   10-20-17   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
317
 
 Not Sam: All I see is a turtle, too. Is there something else?
Image 210479   10-20-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
435
 
 Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.
 reagan: Sittin' in the mornin' sun I'll be sittin' when the evenin' come Watching the ships roll in And then I watch 'em roll away again, yeah I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay Watching the tide roll away Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay Wastin' time. I left my home in Georgia Headed for the 'Frisco bay Cause I've had nothing to live for And look like nothin's gonna come my way So I'm just gonna sit on the dock of the bay Watching the tide roll away Ooo, I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay Wastin' time. Look like nothing's gonna change Everything still remains the same I can't do what ten people tell me to do So I guess I'll remain the same, yes. Sittin' here resting my bones And this loneliness won't leave me alone It's two thousand miles I
Image 210478   10-20-17   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
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 Unbathed: Carrie sayin still peeved.
 zrj235: Turtle. Baby duck. Zombie middle finger. *Random sequence generated*
Image 210477   10-20-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
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 tib gubb: m...mom?
 a spider plan: Is that @Knice?
 zrj235: CORN CORN MOTHERFUCKER
 Psymon: I'm fresh out of corn chips, but I'll offer a sunflower seed.
Image 210476   10-20-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
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