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268275  Dr Awkward: Whats an oout?

268256  dangerkeith3000: Vomiting isn't weird. As long as they clean it up why do you also have to call it weird. Some people can't make it to the toilet if they get sick.

268259  dangerkeith3000: I got a MAILER DAEMON message...

268260  dangerkeith3000: It's-a true!

268286  grace: The tail is like a little locator beacon in case the snow gets too deep!

268279  Shay: Yes, I am Detective Hercule Poirot. Where is the body?

268281  Mexico: It's not radiation's fault.

268264  dangerkeith3000: Go B A N A N A !

268224  Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268268  lecj07: Princess Carolyn's new boyfriend?

268275  lecj07: Man, Lasagna cat got dark.

268265  wolfpk: Neighbors walk by: Shit, Franks off his meds again!

268253  Not A Bot: He thought he had seen pornography of all breadths and types. He thought wrong.

268262  Annoying Vegan : I am addicted to cat and dog.

268236  Otterman: Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

268243  Otterman: Also: Not pictured - rhythmic thrusting

268243  Otterman: Help, I can't figure out how to spell the techno music for humorous purposes.

268224  Yam: @White Rice The heart wants anime tiddies.

268251  WannaBee: Beauty of honor taker.

268276  Annoying Vegan : Thanks, Scottish dad.

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5. Dr Awkward
6. Felicity
7. Not A Bot
8. tib gubb
9. ignatz
10. VeeKay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268265 wolfpk: Neighbors walk by: Shit, Franks off his meds again!

268264 dangerkeith3000: Go B A N A N A !

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (780 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
Sydney uploaded 268235 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)
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 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1640 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. Bacon Train: 1532 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. greg: 1474 points
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 Air Biscuit: *pulls out paint marker
 WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$
 Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.
 zrj235: just hit F23. computer dont know shit dude.
Image 210482   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
542
 
 Side Boob: GRAAASSS...tastes bad!
Image 210481   10-20-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
375
 
 UltraBeverly: @logono LAFD is about $1400 +$19/mile! Thanks prop 13.
 Catcat: Run towards Canada!
 zrj235: bath salts are a hell of a drug.
Image 210480   10-20-17   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
317
 
 Not Sam: All I see is a turtle, too. Is there something else?
Image 210479   10-20-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
435
 
 Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.
 reagan: Sittin' in the mornin' sun I'll be sittin' when the evenin' come Watching the ships roll in And then I watch 'em roll away again, yeah I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay Watching the tide roll away Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay Wastin' time. I left my home in Georgia Headed for the 'Frisco bay Cause I've had nothing to live for And look like nothin's gonna come my way So I'm just gonna sit on the dock of the bay Watching the tide roll away Ooo, I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay Wastin' time. Look like nothing's gonna change Everything still remains the same I can't do what ten people tell me to do So I guess I'll remain the same, yes. Sittin' here resting my bones And this loneliness won't leave me alone It's two thousand miles I
Image 210478   10-20-17   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
287
 
 Unbathed: Carrie sayin still peeved.
 zrj235: Turtle. Baby duck. Zombie middle finger. *Random sequence generated*
Image 210477   10-20-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
456
 
 tib gubb: m...mom?
 a spider plan: Is that @Knice?
 zrj235: CORN CORN MOTHERFUCKER
 Psymon: I'm fresh out of corn chips, but I'll offer a sunflower seed.
Image 210476   10-20-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
152
 
 Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.
 zrj235: #3rdworldproblems
Image 210475   10-20-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
325
 
 tina: Jazz phalanges
 Dick Inspector: Best holiday ever.
 Donut: DON'T SHOOT!
 Unbathed: No salad for you, either. Next!
 Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.
 zrj235: Merry Christmas
Image 210474   10-20-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
139
 
 Hokie333: "What now?" #209315
 DarkTeddy: I dont want to see what that would look like. @apoxia
 Knice: That's gotta be about the seventh trimester.
 Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.
 Snow Plow: @apoxia Yeah my sister had that problem it's called Diastasis Recti
 zrj235: #LichesAreParentsToo
 apoxia: @DarkTeddy Yep. If you're lucky they won't start to separate in the middle.
 zrj235: I just felt him kick
 DarkTeddy: Wait so do the abs stretch around that thing. What the fuck
 Sadbot: That's a nice cronenberg you've got there
Image 210473   10-20-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
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