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216719  Hokie333: @jazzjunkie How is that not +30 by now?

216746  Chocolate Pain: Will haunt you through a few Halloweens

216736  Mr. Shine: We get it, you smoke weed.

216728  AlexDeLarge: Good idea: finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad idea: finding easter eggs on xmas day.

216642  Rev80: 2 seconds is all that separates humor from illegal porn.

216647  Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216731  AlexDeLarge: Aww, yiss. Mothafuckin arm hairs.

216732  AlexDeLarge: The only big daddy who lived to see his little sister reach adulthood.

216659  Rev80: But how do I transform into a d20?

216737  Yurishiro: This is bearly interracial.

216664  Rev80: I Spitfire on your grave.

216668  Rev80: Cancer: Not even once

216731  Yurishiro: Time for your daily bath in barbecue sauce!

216687  Rev80: Don't mess with a person open-carrying an epee

216745  Black Jesus: I love newfoundland dogs, they are so big and fluffy and adorable.

216697  Rev80: Well that saved the owner from having to dig out his floppy punch from the junk drawer to write protect that disk

216735  Yurishiro: If you attach them all to the house and activate them one side at the time you can move the house around!

216737  Teechur: Oh my!

216737  Teechur: Oh my!

216701  Rev80: Sometimes a slipper is just a slipper

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216681 ignatz: Let's be honest, he was formulaic and repetitive (like eg Matisse, Picasso, oh heck everyone I can think of!)

216656 Teechur: Just hold on! I'll be done in a fecund.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216647 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216613 Yurishiro: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216648 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216711 Mad Collager: @99.9 Percent I hope you enjoy it, despite how you feel now. My son's a DJ, and the good ones can really get you happily lost in the music. If all goes well, you will be able to pay attention to the music, and let the poison thoughts recede for awhile. Good luck!



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Score:
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 Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.
 Yurishiro: Sittin' in the mornin' sun I'll be sittin' when the evenin' come Watching the ships roll in And then I watch 'em roll away again, yeah I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay Watching the tide roll away Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay Wastin' time. I left my home in Georgia Headed for the 'Frisco bay Cause I've had nothing to live for And look like nothin's gonna come my way So I'm just gonna sit on the dock of the bay Watching the tide roll away Ooo, I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay Wastin' time. Look like nothing's gonna change Everything still remains the same I can't do what ten people tell me to do So I guess I'll remain the same, yes. Sittin' here resting my bones And this loneliness won't leave me alone It's two thousand miles I
Image 210478   10-20-17   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
287
 
 Unbathed: Carrie sayin still peeved.
 zrj235: Turtle. Baby duck. Zombie middle finger. *Random sequence generated*
Image 210477   10-20-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
456
 
 Yurishiro: Is that @Knice?
 zrj235: CORN CORN MOTHERFUCKER
 Psymon: I'm fresh out of corn chips, but I'll offer a sunflower seed.
Image 210476   10-20-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
152
 
 Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.
 zrj235: #3rdworldproblems
Image 210475   10-20-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
325
 
 Felicity: Jazz phalanges
 Dick Inspector: Best holiday ever.
 Donut: DON'T SHOOT!
 Unbathed: No salad for you, either. Next!
 Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.
 zrj235: Merry Christmas
Image 210474   10-20-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
139
 
 Hokie333: "What now?" #209315
 DarkTeddy: I dont want to see what that would look like. @apoxia
 Knice: That's gotta be about the seventh trimester.
 Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.
 Yurishiro: @apoxia Yeah my sister had that problem it's called Diastasis Recti
 zrj235: #LichesAreParentsToo
 apoxia: @DarkTeddy Yep. If you're lucky they won't start to separate in the middle.
 zrj235: I just felt him kick
 DarkTeddy: Wait so do the abs stretch around that thing. What the fuck
 Sadbot: That's a nice cronenberg you've got there
Image 210473   10-20-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
278
 
 sirgallium: Vapor penguins
 zrj235: Gunther! No!
Image 210472   10-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
74
 
 zrj235: I didn't know what to say, so i made up a fake name, then left it blank.
Image 210471   10-20-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
548
 
 Felicity: Theres a restaurant in my greater metro area called Burger Heaven. This is the logical next step
 ASTER: If you're willing to spend $20 on one meal you can get a burger with wagyu beef and a solid pound of bacon cheese fries. This isn't a joke, there's one by my house and I'm hungry now.
 Yurishiro: This tastes nor good or bad.
 zrj235: hi my name is dante may i take your order
 zrj235: hi my name is dante may i take your order
 Sadbot: I guess if I'm not leaving, bring on the fries and the more fries
 a robot: Almost as good as tinyurl.com/…
 DrinkMixMan: I'm guessing the wait is pretty long there
Image 210470   10-20-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
225
 
 AlexDeLarge: Gunther, no!
Image 210469   10-20-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
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