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216593  Shay: Up "something, something" creek.

216626  Robespierre: Star light, star bright; first star ... WHOOMP!

216602  VeeKay: Same as Trump will when he's in court. "I've got dat dimesntsia hurr hurr hurr".

216625  Shay: If it's a Carolina Reaper (world's spiciest chili pepper), I'm gamed.

216605  VeeKay: Weak, but impressive.

216533  MasterTwig: "daylight saving time". It's not plural.

216595  Not A Bot: Hillbilly toilet roll holder

216630  jem: "I'm too old for this shit."

216617  tib gubb: you're not my mom, sign!

216614  VeeKay: Oh hell no, my second girlfriend!

216615  VeeKay: Demidog

216616  VeeKay: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".

216598  SpaceCow: "classiced it."

216599  SpaceCow: *Plays flute badly*

216623  VeeKay: @Hippitus Hoppitus *Plot twist* 23

216607  SpaceCow: "Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, share, check out my Patreon, join my google hangout and smell my custom yankee candle scent."

216585  Shay: Don't trust the penguin, it's The Thing.

216608  SpaceCow: "Especially since you were consumed by the shadow people."

216590  Shay: OH FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK!!!!

216594  Shay: AFLAC

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216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn



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Score:
548
 
 Felicity: Theres a restaurant in my greater metro area called Burger Heaven. This is the logical next step
 ASTER: If you're willing to spend $20 on one meal you can get a burger with wagyu beef and a solid pound of bacon cheese fries. This isn't a joke, there's one by my house and I'm hungry now.
 Yurishiro: This tastes nor good or bad.
 zrj235: hi my name is dante may i take your order
 zrj235: hi my name is dante may i take your order
 Sadbot: I guess if I'm not leaving, bring on the fries and the more fries
 a robot: Almost as good as tinyurl.com/…
 DrinkMixMan: I'm guessing the wait is pretty long there
Image 210470   10-20-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
225
 
 AlexDeLarge: Gunther, no!
Image 210469   10-20-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
378
 
 Felicity: Its like a big Hot Wheels
 Warrax: I can see myself in this.
 Sthenolaidas: Extremely dank
 Side Boob: Did he level up?
 zrj235: @Alpha Trion and didn't get the gold dollar sign rims? pffffft amateur. next you'll tell me he didn't get a cubic foot of molatovs to keep in the trunk. we go hard or go home in LS.
 Ihminen: @totaljihad Then goes to ebay and enters "mopar hemi badge" in to the search
Image 210468   10-20-17   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
518
 
 Felicity: The black hole approaches
 Yurishiro: Cut the cord you baby planet!
 El Barto: Dong.
 zrj235: ftagn this shit
 AlexDeLarge: And the rest of Ecco's pod was never seen again.
 zrj235: @Semaphore if that's real, i'm happy. i could live in a world where that's real.
 Air Biscuit: @Semaphore all sharknados start as waterspouts.
 Yam: Aw heck, the great old ones are back? They could have at least waited until Monday...
Image 210467   10-20-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
159
 
 Felicity: Denevan neural parasites
 Annoying Vegan : That coffee filter is disgusting
Image 210466   10-20-17   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
133
 
 Double-Munched Tacotito: Uh huh @Bagels
 Bagels: That's not even close to legible
 zrj235: i'm sure that someone on craigslist will fuck your dog bro just keep trying
Image 210465   10-20-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
394
 
 Felicity: Aw :-)
 Yurishiro: @Christina @Side Boob Well...maybe after a glass of wine we see what happens!
 Christina: Same.
 Side Boob: Same
 Teechur: You also need indefinite article.
 Yurishiro: Well...maybe after a glass of wine we see what happens!
 Warrax: If I had one, I'd give it to you. But I don't. Sorry.
 wolfpk: Of you are that desperate then #210465
Image 210464   10-19-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
275
 
 Air Biscuit: Is there sperm in your alcohol?
 Christina: Accurate.
 Not A Bot: Silent Hill branched out into baked goods, but they severely overestimated the market for edible horrors.
 Yurishiro: Poor My Butt.
 zrj235: whoops
Image 210463   10-19-17   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
374
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Herrassment in the workplace is a real problem.
 XLY: you can tell hes barely keeping a straight face in the photo
 a sedated moose: Is it too late to change my name?
 Yurishiro: All I can say is neunundneunzig Luftballons.
 a robot: @bad tony "Wenn ist das Nunstueck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
 zrj235: Happy? Tell ass. Not Happy? Tell Ass. Ass? Tell My Fucking Ass. Sounds like me at work.
Image 210462   10-19-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
212
 
 Prostata: these are cool and stuff but i always give myself eyestrain staring at them too long
 Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.
 a robot: Ok it took me far too long staring at this, but it says "fuck this life." Yay.
 White Rice: @zrj235 a schooner IS a sailboat! But seriously, that took some doing to eventually read (really thin/long letters, combined with the color choice made it pretty hard). So, @McMuff , you doing okay?
 zrj235: @djublonskopf It's a sailboat.
 djublonskopf: No idea.
Image 210461   10-19-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
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