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272472  Prostata: no, you identify as a douche

272470  fanny: Go on. Leave a giraffe. Just a short one, even.

272450  SuedeOxford: @WannaBee What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

272442  dragon horn: What?

272464  Spazstatic: Jaunty!

272465  Spazstatic: Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you.

272472  Ihminen: my vw just goes one about how they are technically a prosche because they're slightly related

272451  Ihminen: classic allen

272477  fishing: The love that dares not speak its name.

272475  buffalo: Saying beer is made from hops is like saying that salad is made from dressing

272463  Teechur: Maybe that tree shouldn't have so many branches.

272464  Teechur: All dressed up for Homecoming!

272233  Mr Bleak: (Snickers quietly)

272454  tib gubb: "i'll settle for nothing less for mister whiskers"

272457  tib gubb: pfeh

272377  Science: Sorry - Jennifer Aniston still looks great.

272410  Science: @Fiveninety: It also often comes preinstalled, and most people don't know just to uninstall that trash. Antivirus in this day and age is pretty much worthless anyway.

272423  Science: This is fine.

272425  Science: Is seduction a crime?

272252  Mr Bleak: Natural pie chart: blood orange vs normal orange purchases.

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272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"



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Score:
375
 
 Christina: Where you can eat while fucking.
 sports: *seinfeld bassline plays*
 Warrax: Where you work after you finish fucking school.
 Double-Munched Tacotito: Hello, give me a fucking menu please.
 Knice: I'll have the waffles.
 Off Topic: Where to go when told to eat a dick.
 wolfpk: How about heavy petting?
Image 210312   10-19-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
186
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Science: Science is awesom, and I mean that in every sense that I can.
 Science: I served so people could have the right to choose to kneel during the anthem. I did not serve so smug, entitled assholes could use the flag to keep their asses dry.
 Teechur: @savvoy If it looks like a flag, it IS a flag. Doesn't matter what it's made of.
 PushyWebsite: @savvoy The further most thing on that flag is a white stripe were the grommets can be found.
 Dr Awkward: @savvoy I don't question his racism, though
 savvoy: Pretty sure that's a beach towel, but I still question his patriotism
 sports: What an ass hat. "I stand for the anthem because it's respectful. Also I sit my nasty ass on the US flag because apparently that's ok."
 Sadbot: Chuds gonna chud
 PenguinBartender: Flag/shirt combo
 WTF: "Don't scoot on me"
Image 210311   10-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
257
 
 Mr. Shine: "Yep. Them sure is some buildings."
Image 210310   10-19-17   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
352
 
 daisy picker: @Christina you got me
 Christina: First day, the tape is stolen.
Image 210309   10-19-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Image 210308 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Larp Belb. We'll pray for you, Larp Belb.
Score:
353
 
 Salmonella: Plainy McPlaneface?
 Not A Bot: Says it once find the G that's 3 rows from the bottom and 5 columns from the right. You get "dog" using that G, diagonally upward and to the right
 Side Boob: I want any plane I'm flying on to be as happy as possible :P
Image 210307   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
375
 
 kazzy94: Yeah, I bet.
 WaffleIron: So I read the news report - he made it there, then was swimming back. They got him because his neighbour lost sight of him and called the cops.
 buffalo: Even Detroit citizens are sorry to live there.
 wolfpk: .... Well the swimming to Detroit part; not so much the beers.
 WaffleIron: Next time bring your passport in a ziploc baggie.
Image 210306   10-19-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
172
 
 apoxia: Come and look after my kids and dog. How could you refuse?
 elahabdh: Get married, Instant family.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: of course its Georgia. thank you squidbees for setting me straight on georgia.
 WTF: "License Plate #"
 PenguinBartender: Stick ladies, the line forms to the left.
Image 210305   10-19-17   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
483
 
 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.
 drhenry: this is a throwback to #175152 #109585
 angry: Still love that doggo.
 Dr Awkward: Scooby Don't
 Science: @Peach Toddler: He read the Anarchist's Cookbook
 WTF: They pulled his mask off and found it was really Cujo.
 Side Boob: @Peach Toddler bfy.tw/…
 Knice: RUH-ROH, BITCHES
 WaffleIron: That dog looks terrierfied.
Image 210304   10-19-17   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
624
 
 Entertainmentalist: Actually, even better to watch if you don't like this comic...
 Entertainmentalist: Do you know what they call "alternative medicine" that has been proved to work? "Medicine". --Tim Minchin, in "Storm", well worth watching if you like this comic.
 james: Hits scientist with a crystal ball. NO! MAGIC!
 Science: @Christina: wut wut!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: damn you medical and forensic scientists! i would have gotten away with it if it werent for you!!! yelled robber killer canceraids.
 Christina: Science, bitch!
 Knice: My God, they're right!! *throws out tarot cards and crystals; learns science*
Image 210303   10-19-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
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