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254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

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253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Instructions unclear. I suspect my shirt is now pregnant.
 Spazstatic: "and that was only Friday night!"
 bug: I'd like to hear a death metal band use these as lyrics.
 jochenau: @Not a bot is at it again!
 Greifer: So many dancing names
 when so: The latest trend in spaceship comments
 Knice: "Comfortable positionburger" is my go-to sex move.
 Christina: Instructions unclear: burger stuck in small round hole.
 Derp Herpigan: This method of use has clearly been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
 WaffleIron: While selenium is nice on my burgers, I find the drum goes bad after a few months. I guess I dont iron enough burgers.
Image 210116   10-18-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
183
 
 sirgallium: what a happy cycle of water
Image 210115   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
186
 
 TrumpyTrump: This is getting out of hand.
Image 210114   10-18-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
186
 
No comments yet.
Image 210113   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
293
 
 Mad Collager: Who is this Diane, and why are her ticks so special?
 RiderFan: Toilet paper.
 Urn BooUrn: Dawwww, he needs a ramp to get in.
 chhumphrey: Human forgot to shred the next batch of kitty litter
 WaffleIron: Close. Next time put it IN the box
Image 210112   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Image 210111 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rocky XLVII. Boo, Rocky XLVII.
Score:
236
 
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: Think about it, but dont do it
 PushyWebsite: They showed us this at work, I expect they were hoping for a reaction other than silence.
 chhumphrey: "Do as I say, not as I do" can sometimes have dire consequences
 donhomero: @WTF haha I just noticed, pun not intended!
 stunt nuts: Then do WTF you want.
 WTF: Think first!... Safety
Image 210110   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
253
 
 bug: 2015.
 jonz: @chhumphrey In fact, my comment was about the sticker when it was put on. Written word stands there longer than us, who put that sticker might even be dead who knows. Almost everything marks a point in time, not a continuum.
 chhumphrey: @Yurishiro Nope, they only cared a little when they put the sticker on. Stickers mark a point in time, not a continuum.
 weed poop: This proves you care that you cared, so you still care. NEXT
Image 210109   10-18-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Image 210108 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by flatluigi. You have brought shame on us, flatluigi.
Score:
275
 
 aoaoaoao: @brown tony I have to pee pretty soon. One time I applied for a data entry job with this teacher who had a Macintosh LC and I really wanted to use that Macintosh LC but my friend got the job instead. In 1986-1987 there was a fashion trend of Asian men dying just one lock of hair blond, and I miss that, it was sexy.
 daisy picker: @moogerator One time I was downtown at a convenience store and this weirdo walked up to me and said Are you Clifford Olson? I dont like it when people make fun of Aquaman. The minimum delivery order is $25.
 shadebane: @potato What?
 Mad Collager: This is why I always admire parents who have more kids than arms.
 jochenau: The bots are getting out of hand, are we going to have to start using recaptchas or something?
 Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116
 chhumphrey: If you've ever been stranded in an airport you know you're bound to see at least two strange things. This counts as one.
 Dr Awkward: @Science Uh, I believe that has already begun.
 Science: AG should start posting randomized comments onto randomized images. We'll all lose our minds trying to figure that shit out.
 WTF: "Sir you're allowed only one carry on bag." "Ok son, into baggage with you. See you in 23 hours when we get to Sydney."
 Side Boob: @ignatz @Knice Did we get taken over by Markov bots?
 Knice: @ignatz I don't know wtf is up w/ any of these comments. :-/
 Pikachu: Child molesters are getting bold.
 ignatz: @potato Are you 20000 typing monkeys?
Image 210107   10-18-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
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