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216726  PenguinBartender: *dun-dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun* All. My. Friends. Ride a Low Rider...

216654  Yurishiro: @dangerkeith3000 How old are you?

216655  Yurishiro: At first I thought the turtle was smoking.

216746  saluted: That girl's hair looks mulletish

216420  Knice: @VoR Aw yiss

216656  Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216736  fanny: I bet it smells great over there.

216719  Hokie333: @jazzjunkie How is that not +30 by now?

216746  Chocolate Pain: Will haunt you through a few Halloweens

216736  Mr. Shine: We get it, you smoke weed.

216728  AlexDeLarge: Good idea: finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad idea: finding easter eggs on xmas day.

216642  Rev80: 2 seconds is all that separates humor from illegal porn.

216647  Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216731  AlexDeLarge: Aww, yiss. Mothafuckin arm hairs.

216732  AlexDeLarge: The only big daddy who lived to see his little sister reach adulthood.

216659  Rev80: But how do I transform into a d20?

216737  Yurishiro: This is bearly interracial.

216664  Rev80: I Spitfire on your grave.

216668  Rev80: Cancer: Not even once

216731  Yurishiro: Time for your daily bath in barbecue sauce!

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3. zrj235
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216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216681 ignatz: Let's be honest, he was formulaic and repetitive (like eg Matisse, Picasso, oh heck everyone I can think of!)

216647 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216711 Mad Collager: @99.9 Percent I hope you enjoy it, despite how you feel now. My son's a DJ, and the good ones can really get you happily lost in the music. If all goes well, you will be able to pay attention to the music, and let the poison thoughts recede for awhile. Good luck!

216656 Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216648 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD

216613 Yurishiro: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.



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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 216427 (1104 points)
a robot uploaded 216681 (902 points)
genius uploaded 216588 (847 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 216526 (840 points)
Micro Jackson uploaded 216431 (812 points)
Side Boob uploaded 216665 (812 points)
Ulillillia uploaded 216525 (803 points)
FarmerWalk uploaded 216601 (765 points)
Ment Thorp uploaded 216585 (753 points)
eevee uploaded 216417 (741 points)
nerdhulk uploaded 216538 (733 points)
midgetcastle uploaded 216412 (732 points)
Messed Up Dog uploaded 216621 (698 points)
claphands uploaded 216604 (684 points)
SaltLick uploaded 216477 (666 points)


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 6. a robot: 1619 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 1556 points
 8. Ulillillia: 1486 points
 9. rubix1924: 1328 points
10. midgetcastle: 1311 points
11. Side Boob: 1196 points
12. togboat: 1192 points
13. theaquaman: 1185 points
14. Warrax: 1112 points
15. Annoying Vegan : 1088 points
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Score:
375
 
 Mr Bleak: Instructions unclear. I suspect my shirt is now pregnant.
 Spazstatic: "and that was only Friday night!"
 bug: I'd like to hear a death metal band use these as lyrics.
 jochenau: @Not a bot is at it again!
 Greifer: So many dancing names
 when so: The latest trend in spaceship comments
 Knice: "Comfortable positionburger" is my go-to sex move.
 Christina: Instructions unclear: burger stuck in small round hole.
 Derp Herpigan: This method of use has clearly been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
 WaffleIron: While selenium is nice on my burgers, I find the drum goes bad after a few months. I guess I dont iron enough burgers.
Image 210116   10-18-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
183
 
 sirgallium: what a happy cycle of water
Image 210115   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
186
 
 Yurishiro: This is getting out of hand.
Image 210114   10-18-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
186
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 210113   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
293
 
 Mad Collager: Who is this Diane, and why are her ticks so special?
 RiderFan: Toilet paper.
 Urn BooUrn: Dawwww, he needs a ramp to get in.
 chhumphrey: Human forgot to shred the next batch of kitty litter
 WaffleIron: Close. Next time put it IN the box
Image 210112   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Image 210111 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rocky XLVII. We'll pray for you, Rocky XLVII.
Score:
236
 
 Felicity: Think about it, but dont do it
 PushyWebsite: They showed us this at work, I expect they were hoping for a reaction other than silence.
 chhumphrey: "Do as I say, not as I do" can sometimes have dire consequences
 Yurishiro: @WTF haha I just noticed, pun not intended!
 Yurishiro: Then do WTF you want.
 WTF: Think first!... Safety
Image 210110   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
253
 
 bug: 2015.
 Yurishiro: @chhumphrey In fact, my comment was about the sticker when it was put on. Written word stands there longer than us, who put that sticker might even be dead who knows. Almost everything marks a point in time, not a continuum.
 chhumphrey: @Yurishiro Nope, they only cared a little when they put the sticker on. Stickers mark a point in time, not a continuum.
 Yurishiro: This proves you care that you cared, so you still care. NEXT
Image 210109   10-18-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Image 210108 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by flatluigi. You have brought shame on us, flatluigi.
Score:
275
 
 Felicity: @brown tony I have to pee pretty soon. One time I applied for a data entry job with this teacher who had a Macintosh LC and I really wanted to use that Macintosh LC but my friend got the job instead. In 1986-1987 there was a fashion trend of Asian men dying just one lock of hair blond, and I miss that, it was sexy.
 Felicity: @moogerator One time I was downtown at a convenience store and this weirdo walked up to me and said Are you Clifford Olson? I dont like it when people make fun of Aquaman. The minimum delivery order is $25.
 Felicity: @potato What?
 Mad Collager: This is why I always admire parents who have more kids than arms.
 jochenau: The bots are getting out of hand, are we going to have to start using recaptchas or something?
 Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116
 chhumphrey: If you've ever been stranded in an airport you know you're bound to see at least two strange things. This counts as one.
 Dr Awkward: @Science Uh, I believe that has already begun.
 Science: AG should start posting randomized comments onto randomized images. We'll all lose our minds trying to figure that shit out.
 WTF: "Sir you're allowed only one carry on bag." "Ok son, into baggage with you. See you in 23 hours when we get to Sydney."
 Side Boob: @ignatz @Knice Did we get taken over by Markov bots?
 Knice: @ignatz I don't know wtf is up w/ any of these comments. :-/
 Yurishiro: Child molesters are getting bold.
 ignatz: @potato Are you 20000 typing monkeys?
Image 210107   10-18-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
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