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254189  a robot: That cat's expression is hilarious

254193  a robot: No, I don't remember that either

254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker



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 bug: 2015.
 jonz: @chhumphrey In fact, my comment was about the sticker when it was put on. Written word stands there longer than us, who put that sticker might even be dead who knows. Almost everything marks a point in time, not a continuum.
 chhumphrey: @Yurishiro Nope, they only cared a little when they put the sticker on. Stickers mark a point in time, not a continuum.
 weed poop: This proves you care that you cared, so you still care. NEXT
Image 210109   10-18-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Image 210108 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by flatluigi. Your image was bad, flatluigi.
Score:
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 aoaoaoao: @brown tony I have to pee pretty soon. One time I applied for a data entry job with this teacher who had a Macintosh LC and I really wanted to use that Macintosh LC but my friend got the job instead. In 1986-1987 there was a fashion trend of Asian men dying just one lock of hair blond, and I miss that, it was sexy.
 daisy picker: @moogerator One time I was downtown at a convenience store and this weirdo walked up to me and said Are you Clifford Olson? I dont like it when people make fun of Aquaman. The minimum delivery order is $25.
 shadebane: @potato What?
 Mad Collager: This is why I always admire parents who have more kids than arms.
 jochenau: The bots are getting out of hand, are we going to have to start using recaptchas or something?
 Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116
 chhumphrey: If you've ever been stranded in an airport you know you're bound to see at least two strange things. This counts as one.
 Dr Awkward: @Science Uh, I believe that has already begun.
 Science: AG should start posting randomized comments onto randomized images. We'll all lose our minds trying to figure that shit out.
 WTF: "Sir you're allowed only one carry on bag." "Ok son, into baggage with you. See you in 23 hours when we get to Sydney."
 Side Boob: @ignatz @Knice Did we get taken over by Markov bots?
 Knice: @ignatz I don't know wtf is up w/ any of these comments. :-/
 Pikachu: Child molesters are getting bold.
 ignatz: @potato Are you 20000 typing monkeys?
Image 210107   10-18-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
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 bug: Maybe I'll be rescued, thanks to my giant farts.
 chhumphrey: Reefer madness
 phonk: The island is trying to make a run for it!
 Ulillillia: Meep Meep
Image 210106   10-18-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
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 MasterTwig: I guess Mr Meeseeks doesn't enjoy produce.
 Annoying Vegan : @Teechur You really dont want to get them confused
 chhumphrey: Somebody's fetish, I guess
 Dr Awkward: Fucking carrots is illegal is 24 states.
 Urn BooUrn: How do they work?
 Knice: = Best carrots
 Teechur: Do you have another bucket labeled "Eating carrots"?
Image 210105   10-18-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
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 Not A Bot: With these, you can tell your kids that yes, you DO have eyes in the back of your head.
 chhumphrey: Yup, naptime
 Not A Bot: Hootie McBoob
 Teechur: My doggo gets hot in the summer sometimes and likes to sleep on the cool time floor
 Not Sam: Same.
Image 210104   10-18-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
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 Christina: Fuck carrots today before they make it illegal!
 chhumphrey: Only if you're caught
Image 210103   10-18-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
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 antipatterns: Texas does have the best trunk neons
 Dr Awkward: Let's keep the University of Colorado out of your trunk
 Science: "Shit I would too" - Yoda, 1993
 WaffleIron: I would shit too
Image 210102   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
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 chhumphrey: Oh Lite-Brite, you brought so much fun... and a few trips to the ER
 when so: I C U Lookin
 pleasing: Not fun.
Image 210101   10-18-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
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 chhumphrey: Okay, I needed this laugh.
 Urn BooUrn: @breadtoaster Me, at the club.
Image 210100   10-18-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
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