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268264  Zaxxoff: strings you say? watch as I pass this hoop around them!

268280  Messed Up Dog: I love how the dog is annoyed in both pics. This again?

268263  Shay: Oh man, I also can't wait for The History of the World, Part II.

268261  White Rice: @Dr Awkward unless you meant last as in farthest down the hallway, then it was Vine (those 6-second videos that were all over twitter before vine stopped service). My kingdom for my purple edit button again.

268270  FabricMan: It's a culture, not a costume!

268261  White Rice: @Dr Awkward twitch. It's one of the more prominent live-streaming services, primarily for video games, but also for just about anything else as well. Owned by Amazon.

268262  Air Biscuit: Every time i see someone suspended with a safety harness, i think of baron harkonnen.

268264  White Rice: High contrast, floating threateningly.

268265  White Rice: Computers cause everything bad, therefore share pics & vids of my truck online? Yup, it all checks out.

268265  Air Biscuit: Oh no! Im addicted to cat and dog!!

268265  Shay: You're an assistant plumber!!!

268263  Christina: More than half the budget will go to getting Rick Moranis back from retirement.

268261  Dr Awkward: I honestly dont recognize the symbol on the last door. Help an old dude out

268228  Air Biscuit: Mmmmm. Lead.

268265  Eleftheros: @Darmstadtium maybe they've done a "flinstones" conversion

268264  Dr Awkward: 4 dimensional bana.na for time scale

268265  FabricMan: @Darmstadtium This truck uses a carburetor like the Constitution says!

268266  Christina: The usual reality is being stuck in transit.

268265  Dr Awkward: Say what you will about his theories on can computer-caused diseases... the man is simply a fantastic plumber

268242  Not A Bot: I ain't got time to poop!

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2. dangerkeith3000
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10. VeeKay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268254 MrBoffo: That's what was so great about CRT monitors

268055 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity That style was the bee's knees. Can ya dig it? That hep cat is flying on those bongos, baby.



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daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (780 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)
Sydney uploaded 268235 (710 points)


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 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2362 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1640 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. Bacon Train: 1532 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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 aoaoaoao: @brown tony I have to pee pretty soon. One time I applied for a data entry job with this teacher who had a Macintosh LC and I really wanted to use that Macintosh LC but my friend got the job instead. In 1986-1987 there was a fashion trend of Asian men dying just one lock of hair blond, and I miss that, it was sexy.
 daisy picker: @moogerator One time I was downtown at a convenience store and this weirdo walked up to me and said Are you Clifford Olson? I dont like it when people make fun of Aquaman. The minimum delivery order is $25.
 shadebane: @potato What?
 Mad Collager: This is why I always admire parents who have more kids than arms.
 jochenau: The bots are getting out of hand, are we going to have to start using recaptchas or something?
 Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116
 chhumphrey: If you've ever been stranded in an airport you know you're bound to see at least two strange things. This counts as one.
 Dr Awkward: @Science Uh, I believe that has already begun.
 Science: AG should start posting randomized comments onto randomized images. We'll all lose our minds trying to figure that shit out.
 WTF: "Sir you're allowed only one carry on bag." "Ok son, into baggage with you. See you in 23 hours when we get to Sydney."
 Side Boob: @ignatz @Knice Did we get taken over by Markov bots?
 Knice: @ignatz I don't know wtf is up w/ any of these comments. :-/
 Pikachu: Child molesters are getting bold.
 seahawks: @potato Are you 20000 typing monkeys?
Image 210107   10-18-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
209
 
 bug: Maybe I'll be rescued, thanks to my giant farts.
 chhumphrey: Reefer madness
 phonk: The island is trying to make a run for it!
 Ulillillia: Meep Meep
Image 210106   10-18-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
314
 
 MasterTwig: I guess Mr Meeseeks doesn't enjoy produce.
 Annoying Vegan : @Teechur You really dont want to get them confused
 chhumphrey: Somebody's fetish, I guess
 Dr Awkward: Fucking carrots is illegal is 24 states.
 Urn BooUrn: How do they work?
 Knice: = Best carrots
 Teechur: Do you have another bucket labeled "Eating carrots"?
Image 210105   10-18-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
531
 
 Not A Bot: With these, you can tell your kids that yes, you DO have eyes in the back of your head.
 chhumphrey: Yup, naptime
 Not A Bot: Hootie McBoob
 Teechur: My doggo gets hot in the summer sometimes and likes to sleep on the cool time floor
 Not Sam: Same.
Image 210104   10-18-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
308
 
 Christina: Fuck carrots today before they make it illegal!
 chhumphrey: Only if you're caught
Image 210103   10-18-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
75
 
 antipatterns: Texas does have the best trunk neons
 Dr Awkward: Let's keep the University of Colorado out of your trunk
 Science: "Shit I would too" - Yoda, 1993
 WaffleIron: I would shit too
Image 210102   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
163
 
 chhumphrey: Oh Lite-Brite, you brought so much fun... and a few trips to the ER
 when so: I C U Lookin
 pleasing: Not fun.
Image 210101   10-18-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
242
 
 chhumphrey: Okay, I needed this laugh.
 Urn BooUrn: @breadtoaster Me, at the club.
Image 210100   10-18-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
714
 
 Christina: Nice pupper.
 metallica: furry lizards are cool.
 Mad Collager: You want me to jump where, to retrieve what?
 Prostata: flooooof!
Image 210099   10-18-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
323
 
 chhumphrey: When I taught I'd get lots of excuses why homework wasn't done... "The bear rug ate my homework" was never one of them.
 skatermario: Beep boop beep! Homework eating: in progress. OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Image 210098   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
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