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216630  genius: Thats more depressing to look at than anything, funny wouldnt come as my first thought

216613  Shay: Tell me where it Hertz.

216436  FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216624  sparename: "Tap it, Unwrap it.."

216621  grizzly: @mom the rare username COMMENT combo!

216629  bobby: Mott's too thanks

216578  FireBreathingMarmot: In 20 years, bow hunting will still put you to sleep.

216620  grizzly: Has George Lucas gone too far?

216554  well duh: That kid will never make it into Congress now. Could still be President, tho.

216560  well duh: A drop or two of green food coloring and a little peppermint extract and you're good to go.

216617  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Username/ comment win :-D

216627  trucker: Oh, man. Now I want to go play some animal crossing.

216568  well duh: @Joseph but, your other left, right?

216568  well duh: @Joseph yep, pretty much ditto that entirely.

216608  VoR: And that's how you escape the friend zone

216614  VoR: Murder mask

216615  VoR: Catherine was a right monster

216617  VoR: Reclaimed sounds like a fancy word for stolen. And now they don't want to share. Well I'm about to apply a 5 finger reclaim rule on their water.

216613  Prostata: anyone else remember the hertz ads with OJ simpson flying feet first through the airport?

216468  glenalec: And to this day, no one believed Dan's story that it was his dog that sent those harassing emails.

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216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.



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Score:
367
 
 wolfpk: Culprit #210092
 chhumphrey: Hopefully that garbage truck was full of fertilizer
 Mad Collager: If you're going to transport really heavy flowers, pay attention to road weight limits.
 Urn BooUrn: Life, uh, finds a way.
 Bagels: There are better places to plant flowers than the middle of the road
 Chest Rockwell: American Hole Wizard was here.
Image 210094   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
146
 
 chhumphrey: Where are the 3D chess pieces?
 WTF: "Our Astral Plane has three metaphysical layers to seal in freshness."
Image 210093   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
429
 
 chhumphrey: Elton John's uncredited flop
 when so: The Trepanmancer
 Otterman: He's an American Hole Wizard, got such a supple wrist...
 WaffleIron: Half ones just dont cut it.
 VeeKay: Oxymoron.
 Chest Rockwell: You want holes? This is how you get holes.
Image 210092   10-18-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
176
 
 VeeKay: Fourth wall! School children watching themselves being taught by their own teacher but taking it in because it's on TV. Message to all pedagogues - you took my idea and stole it.
Image 210091   10-18-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
346
 
 Bagels: This hedgehog is too lazy to be sonic
 VeeKay: Rad for Spiny Norman!
Image 210090   10-18-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
607
 
 Christina: ( .)(. )
 chhumphrey: shouldn't it be "Redrah Eid"?
 Ihminen: @Fancy Clown Durr Hurrd
 Fancy Clown: Berse Werlerse
Image 210089   10-18-17   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
393
 
 Pikachu: agreed @Not A Bot
 Christina: @Side Boob Horizontal is "across"; vertical is "down". You're welcome.
 Thyming: If you can't reuse a letter, it could be hard to count all the words in the bottom right puzzle.
 Yurishiro: @Side Boob horizontal is crossword. Vertical is puzzle. You're welcome.
 Side Boob: I need help with the first one
 Not A Bot: that's not where it's supposed to go
 Mr Bleak: I'm having problems with the crossword: anyone got an idea on 2 down?
Image 210088   10-18-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
360
 
 Christina: I like this kind of buhnana.
 Science: I would like a refund - I can't figure out how to peel it.
 Mr Bleak: Dildo for scale.
 Mr Bleak: Dildo for scale.
 San DoDo: The forbidden fruit
 UseYourName: Subtle
 Aufziehvogel: Everything is a apple when you're brave enough.
 tib gubb: choices were made
 Ihminen: Something something TJ Kirk something something
Image 210087   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
231
 
 glenalec: By the time I had worked it out, I was past my two hour limit and had to move my vehicle.
 PenguinBartender: But...But...
 VeeKay: Bring down the city, bring it to it's knees, cos it sure ain't a hoot when they can prosecute 'cha for doing what you please (etc).
Image 210086   10-18-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
260
 
 chhumphrey: @Knice and diabetes
 Otterman: Where did he get this? Asking for a friend.
 Science: I wanna meet your mom
 Yurishiro: Photoshop? Do your thing.
 Fancy Clown: Double ended gummy worm?
 Knice: I'm guessing that much of whatever that's made of will cause a serious gastrointestinal festival.
 tib gubb: i hate the giant gummy worm a lot
Image 210085   10-18-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
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