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268259  dangerkeith3000: I got a MAILER DAEMON message...

268260  dangerkeith3000: It's-a true!

268286  grace: The tail is like a little locator beacon in case the snow gets too deep!

268279  Shay: Yes, I am Detective Hercule Poirot. Where is the body?

268281  Mexico: It's not radiation's fault.

268264  dangerkeith3000: Go B A N A N A !

268224  Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268268  lecj07: Princess Carolyn's new boyfriend?

268275  lecj07: Man, Lasagna cat got dark.

268265  wolfpk: Neighbors walk by: Shit, Franks off his meds again!

268253  Not A Bot: He thought he had seen pornography of all breadths and types. He thought wrong.

268262  Annoying Vegan : I am addicted to cat and dog.

268236  Otterman: Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

268243  Otterman: Also: Not pictured - rhythmic thrusting

268243  Otterman: Help, I can't figure out how to spell the techno music for humorous purposes.

268224  Yam: @White Rice The heart wants anime tiddies.

268251  WannaBee: Beauty of honor taker.

268276  Annoying Vegan : Thanks, Scottish dad.

268272  Eleftheros: @Eleftheros nothing like predictive text to take the smart out of a yolk.

268272  Eleftheros: All this time I thought gummy bears we're haploid...

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2. dangerkeith3000
3. Side Boob
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5. Felicity
6. Dr Awkward
7. Not A Bot
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9. ignatz
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268265 wolfpk: Neighbors walk by: Shit, Franks off his meds again!

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268264 dangerkeith3000: Go B A N A N A !



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daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (780 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
Sydney uploaded 268235 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)
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 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1640 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. Bacon Train: 1532 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. greg: 1474 points
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Score:
367
 
 wolfpk: Culprit #210092
 chhumphrey: Hopefully that garbage truck was full of fertilizer
 Mad Collager: If you're going to transport really heavy flowers, pay attention to road weight limits.
 Urn BooUrn: Life, uh, finds a way.
 Bagels: There are better places to plant flowers than the middle of the road
 Chest Rockwell: American Hole Wizard was here.
Image 210094   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
146
 
 chhumphrey: Where are the 3D chess pieces?
 WTF: "Our Astral Plane has three metaphysical layers to seal in freshness."
Image 210093   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
429
 
 chhumphrey: Elton John's uncredited flop
 when so: The Trepanmancer
 Otterman: He's an American Hole Wizard, got such a supple wrist...
 WaffleIron: Half ones just dont cut it.
 VeeKay: Oxymoron.
 Chest Rockwell: You want holes? This is how you get holes.
Image 210092   10-18-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
176
 
 VeeKay: Fourth wall! School children watching themselves being taught by their own teacher but taking it in because it's on TV. Message to all pedagogues - you took my idea and stole it.
Image 210091   10-18-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
346
 
 Bagels: This hedgehog is too lazy to be sonic
 VeeKay: Rad for Spiny Norman!
Image 210090   10-18-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
607
 
 Christina: ( .)(. )
 chhumphrey: shouldn't it be "Redrah Eid"?
 Ihminen: @Fancy Clown Durr Hurrd
 Fancy Clown: Berse Werlerse
Image 210089   10-18-17   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
393
 
 Pikachu: agreed @Not A Bot
 Christina: @Side Boob Horizontal is "across"; vertical is "down". You're welcome.
 Thyming: If you can't reuse a letter, it could be hard to count all the words in the bottom right puzzle.
 whipwing: @Side Boob horizontal is crossword. Vertical is puzzle. You're welcome.
 Side Boob: I need help with the first one
 Not A Bot: that's not where it's supposed to go
 Mr Bleak: I'm having problems with the crossword: anyone got an idea on 2 down?
Image 210088   10-18-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
360
 
 Christina: I like this kind of buhnana.
 Science: I would like a refund - I can't figure out how to peel it.
 Mr Bleak: Dildo for scale.
 Mr Bleak: Dildo for scale.
 San DoDo: The forbidden fruit
 UseYourName: Subtle
 ironmaiden: Everything is a apple when you're brave enough.
 tib gubb: choices were made
 Ihminen: Something something TJ Kirk something something
Image 210087   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
231
 
 marxist: By the time I had worked it out, I was past my two hour limit and had to move my vehicle.
 PenguinBartender: But...But...
 VeeKay: Bring down the city, bring it to it's knees, cos it sure ain't a hoot when they can prosecute 'cha for doing what you please (etc).
Image 210086   10-18-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
260
 
 chhumphrey: @Knice and diabetes
 Otterman: Where did he get this? Asking for a friend.
 Science: I wanna meet your mom
 fink: Photoshop? Do your thing.
 Fancy Clown: Double ended gummy worm?
 Knice: I'm guessing that much of whatever that's made of will cause a serious gastrointestinal festival.
 tib gubb: i hate the giant gummy worm a lot
Image 210085   10-18-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
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