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254189  a robot: That cat's expression is hilarious

254193  a robot: No, I don't remember that either

254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)



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Score:
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 chhumphrey: Elton John's uncredited flop
 when so: The Trepanmancer
 Otterman: He's an American Hole Wizard, got such a supple wrist...
 WaffleIron: Half ones just dont cut it.
 VeeKay: Oxymoron.
 Chest Rockwell: You want holes? This is how you get holes.
Image 210092   10-18-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
176
 
 VeeKay: Fourth wall! School children watching themselves being taught by their own teacher but taking it in because it's on TV. Message to all pedagogues - you took my idea and stole it.
Image 210091   10-18-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
346
 
 Bagels: This hedgehog is too lazy to be sonic
 VeeKay: Rad for Spiny Norman!
Image 210090   10-18-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
607
 
 Christina: ( .)(. )
 chhumphrey: shouldn't it be "Redrah Eid"?
 Ihminen: @Fancy Clown Durr Hurrd
 Fancy Clown: Berse Werlerse
Image 210089   10-18-17   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
393
 
 Pikachu: agreed @Not A Bot
 Christina: @Side Boob Horizontal is "across"; vertical is "down". You're welcome.
 Thyming: If you can't reuse a letter, it could be hard to count all the words in the bottom right puzzle.
 whipwing: @Side Boob horizontal is crossword. Vertical is puzzle. You're welcome.
 Side Boob: I need help with the first one
 Not A Bot: that's not where it's supposed to go
 Mr Bleak: I'm having problems with the crossword: anyone got an idea on 2 down?
Image 210088   10-18-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
360
 
 Christina: I like this kind of buhnana.
 Science: I would like a refund - I can't figure out how to peel it.
 Mr Bleak: Dildo for scale.
 Mr Bleak: Dildo for scale.
 San DoDo: The forbidden fruit
 UseYourName: Subtle
 ironmaiden: Everything is a apple when you're brave enough.
 tib gubb: choices were made
 Ihminen: Something something TJ Kirk something something
Image 210087   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
231
 
 marxist: By the time I had worked it out, I was past my two hour limit and had to move my vehicle.
 PenguinBartender: But...But...
 VeeKay: Bring down the city, bring it to it's knees, cos it sure ain't a hoot when they can prosecute 'cha for doing what you please (etc).
Image 210086   10-18-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
260
 
 chhumphrey: @Knice and diabetes
 Otterman: Where did he get this? Asking for a friend.
 Science: I wanna meet your mom
 fink: Photoshop? Do your thing.
 Fancy Clown: Double ended gummy worm?
 Knice: I'm guessing that much of whatever that's made of will cause a serious gastrointestinal festival.
 tib gubb: i hate the giant gummy worm a lot
Image 210085   10-18-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
282
 
 Donut: I blame Gran Turismo.
 Derp Herpigan: Since when was gamestop a drive-thru?
 Seven Eight Nine: @a sedated moose A 35-year-old Atari reference (plus a Toyota), unless Im missing something
 Mr Bleak: Just how large do we have to write "Stop" before you can read it sir?
 VeeKay: Game over man. GAME OVER!
 a sedated moose: @dobbiesdoogs A fifteen year old Command n Conquer reference? What fun!
 Skinr: Someone got a little too eager to pick up their Forza 7 preorder.
 dobbiesdoogs: yaris's revenge
Image 210084   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
505
 
 Mad Collager: Schroedinger's wineglass.
 tib gubb: nothing finishes off a glass of wine quite like a cat's arrogant asshole
 addend: Mmm... earthy, hints of coffee, and an intense oaky finish. Now, let's taste the wine.
Image 210083   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
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