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254189  a robot: That cat's expression is hilarious

254193  a robot: No, I don't remember that either

254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)



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Score:
505
 
 Mad Collager: Schroedinger's wineglass.
 tib gubb: nothing finishes off a glass of wine quite like a cat's arrogant asshole
 addend: Mmm... earthy, hints of coffee, and an intense oaky finish. Now, let's taste the wine.
Image 210083   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
330
 
 Mad Collager: That's why he's not hedging anything.
 Whatever: Yes we know you voted for Trump...
 Mr Bleak: Silly boy missed the "U" - it's a dunkin' sanctuary.
 apoxia: Well that obvious.
 million laffs: Ok I won't.
 Ihminen: Metropolis is something new, ain't nobody got their eye on you,
Image 210082   10-18-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
278
 
 VeeKay: It's the end bru.
 apoxia: I had to listen patiently as my manager talked about "sedgeways" the other day.
 addend: Nice segue into the pic below.
 Dr Awkward: The see me seggin', they neggin'
Image 210081   10-18-17   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
212
 
 Quackzy: @Baby Jesus yep now all of Napa and Sonoma are on fire
 Fancy Clown: Crazy mothafucka named No Ice Cubes!
 Theta Zero: @Baby Jesus It ended with an incredible, unending rain which lasted for about two straight weeks non-stop. My house flooded from it. It also was officially announced over a while ago anyways if my word isn't good enough.
 tib gubb: strangely enough there's an entire ocean's worth of water right on the coast there
Image 210080   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
229
 
 Jabberwikket: Oh Demeter, Margo isn't going to be able to help you.... besides its only a few months each year
 Mr Bleak: Convert her to Sikhism, or Hinduism: no punishment in the afterlife then.
 VeeKay: An Orpheus kind of tale.
 Fancy Clown: Signed, Dante
 apoxia: Hell is other people.
 when so: hardcore questing.
Image 210079   10-18-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
420
 
 Mr. Butt: I didn't think the image was that funny, but its score was over 300 when I arrived and I just wanted to fit in.
 VeeKay: Done dumber stuff myself for less.
Image 210078   10-18-17   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
197
 
 Skinr: @Felicity Yep!
 effzeeceekay: @Skinr Scanners?
 antipatterns: Looks like the paperback cover of PKD's Valis
 WaffleIron: This is not how you get a sandshrew.
 Skinr: "Telepathy is not 'mind reading'; it is the direct linking of two nervous systems separated by space."
 dobbiesdoogs: i see a fucked up vase
 Dr Awkward: This advanced civilization can rewind DVDs with their minds!
Image 210077   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
546
 
 jochenau: aww yiss
 Mr Bleak: Tell Red I found him a sandshrew!
 WaffleIron: Woo-ooh!
 addend: "Straight outta water".
 Cami: I'll put you in a cassoulet, MF-er!
 dobbiesdoogs: i'll never reveal the duck gang secret
 burritos: @Peach And like hes holding the words Duck Gang back
 Peach: His wing/tail kinda looks like a thumbs up.
Image 210076   10-18-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
459
 
 sirgallium: it really was a Hitori Hanzo sword..
 Christina: Brains...
 Skinr: Squad goals.
 Dr Awkward: "When you assume, you make an ass out of Una Thurman"
 Vladimir Puta: The Charlies Angels series got weirder and weirder
Image 210075   10-18-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
210
 
 Cami: An extra something for the gums.
 VeeKay: Cortizone 10 is actually 1% hydrocortizone you lying American dogs. No wonder the civilized world mocks you.
 addend: Watch out! Some things look like other things.
 Peach: Good news, your teeth are about to be intensively healed.
Image 210074   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
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