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268420  Big Baby: Miles

268405  sparename: Nice day for it

268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

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268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"



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Score:
420
 
 Mr. Butt: I didn't think the image was that funny, but its score was over 300 when I arrived and I just wanted to fit in.
 VeeKay: Done dumber stuff myself for less.
Image 210078   10-18-17   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
197
 
 Skinr: @Felicity Yep!
 effzeeceekay: @Skinr Scanners?
 antipatterns: Looks like the paperback cover of PKD's Valis
 WaffleIron: This is not how you get a sandshrew.
 Skinr: "Telepathy is not 'mind reading'; it is the direct linking of two nervous systems separated by space."
 dobbiesdoogs: i see a fucked up vase
 Dr Awkward: This advanced civilization can rewind DVDs with their minds!
Image 210077   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
546
 
 jochenau: aww yiss
 Mr Bleak: Tell Red I found him a sandshrew!
 WaffleIron: Woo-ooh!
 addend: "Straight outta water".
 Cami: I'll put you in a cassoulet, MF-er!
 dobbiesdoogs: i'll never reveal the duck gang secret
 burritos: @Peach And like hes holding the words Duck Gang back
 Peach: His wing/tail kinda looks like a thumbs up.
Image 210076   10-18-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
459
 
 sirgallium: it really was a Hitori Hanzo sword..
 Christina: Brains...
 Skinr: Squad goals.
 Dr Awkward: "When you assume, you make an ass out of Una Thurman"
 Vladimir Puta: The Charlies Angels series got weirder and weirder
Image 210075   10-18-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
210
 
 Cami: An extra something for the gums.
 VeeKay: Cortizone 10 is actually 1% hydrocortizone you lying American dogs. No wonder the civilized world mocks you.
 addend: Watch out! Some things look like other things.
 Peach: Good news, your teeth are about to be intensively healed.
Image 210074   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
458
 
 VeeKay: Fli aways birby
 tib gubb: why can't them birds go back to where they came from?
 Peach: Git, birds, git! Nobody annoys the neighbors but ME!
Image 210073   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
327
 
 soccer: 'got a big 'ole in i'!
 Otterman: American Hole Wizard was here.
 VeeKay: Railway tunnel ventilation shaft, North West England I believe?
 Dr Awkward: @Peach ohh, can I do a twosie too?
 salmiakki: Entrance to hollow Earth
 Flurble: If you look close you can see the girl from 'The Ring' emerging...
 jazzjunkie: I was told to stick my opinion where the sun doesn't shine; this must be the place!
 Peach: That's where Paul Bunyon does a twosie.
Image 210072   10-18-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
503
 
 Cami: If it ever stands up you know he's playing possum.
 Korrok: Kinky...
 Donut: "You have it upside down, Earl."
 Otterman: Penises are funny.
 addend: Hung on the wall? / No, on the floor.
 Hippitus Hoppitus: @Felicity I could have sworn I wrote right end. Testing: right. Right end
 Flurble: unpleasant.
 champeen: At least the deer over the mantle is the part end
Image 210071   10-18-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
200
 
 Cami: @Cami *boldness*
 Cami: ...more like male pattern baldness!
 Cami: Seth Godin got dark.
 Cami: Caillou grew up to be a monster. BTW:. My was not allowed near that bratty whiner.
 RiderFan: Stalkers: Sometimes love is just outside your window.
 wolfpk: Is that Dr Evil?
 Peach: His forehead has abs.
Image 210070   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
266
 
 trelyate: Mr. Restraining Order
 jackthesmack: That could be a John Candy /SCTV/ character
Image 210069   10-18-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
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