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216716  Uncle Phil: @Hokie333 Sounds like the rules of a drinking game: Drink every time Briscoe cracks a joke for act one, and for act two drink every time McCoy is off screen.

216730  Knice: Thanks, Spaceship. I guess I'll go buy a big truck and some guns now.

216652  Yurishiro: Having a kid-shaped hand can be a problem sometimes.

216726  PenguinBartender: *dun-dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun* All. My. Friends. Ride a Low Rider...

216654  Yurishiro: @dangerkeith3000 How old are you?

216655  Yurishiro: At first I thought the turtle was smoking.

216746  saluted: That girl's hair looks mulletish

216420  Knice: @VoR Aw yiss

216656  Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216736  fanny: I bet it smells great over there.

216719  Hokie333: @jazzjunkie How is that not +30 by now?

216746  Chocolate Pain: Will haunt you through a few Halloweens

216736  Mr. Shine: We get it, you smoke weed.

216728  AlexDeLarge: Good idea: finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad idea: finding easter eggs on xmas day.

216642  Rev80: 2 seconds is all that separates humor from illegal porn.

216647  Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216731  AlexDeLarge: Aww, yiss. Mothafuckin arm hairs.

216732  AlexDeLarge: The only big daddy who lived to see his little sister reach adulthood.

216659  Rev80: But how do I transform into a d20?

216737  Yurishiro: This is bearly interracial.

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216656 Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216647 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216648 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216613 Yurishiro: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.

216630 Teechur: "Forrest Jr. turned out ok, I guess. The grandkids, too. But I miss Jennay. And where is my box of choc-olates?"

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?



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11. Side Boob: 1196 points
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Score:
503
 
 Cami: If it ever stands up you know he's playing possum.
 Korrok: Kinky...
 Donut: "You have it upside down, Earl."
 Otterman: Penises are funny.
 addend: Hung on the wall? / No, on the floor.
 Felicity: @Felicity I could have sworn I wrote right end. Testing: right. Right end
 Flurble: unpleasant.
 Felicity: At least the deer over the mantle is the part end
Image 210071   10-18-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
200
 
 Cami: @Cami *boldness*
 Cami: ...more like male pattern baldness!
 Cami: Seth Godin got dark.
 Cami: Caillou grew up to be a monster. BTW:. My was not allowed near that bratty whiner.
 RiderFan: Stalkers: Sometimes love is just outside your window.
 wolfpk: Is that Dr Evil?
 Peach: His forehead has abs.
Image 210070   10-18-17   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
266
 
 trelyate: Mr. Restraining Order
 Felicity: That could be a John Candy /SCTV/ character
Image 210069   10-18-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Image 210068 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jorp Lulter. Boo, Jorp Lulter.
Score:
420
 
 cArdent: I'll take "Places I Don't Want to Live" for 1000, Alex.
Image 210067   10-18-17   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
456
 
 addend: To be clear, only the /rapper/ did this. The other Drakes specialize in typhoid and gingivitis.
 Dr Awkward: "Surprise, bitch! You have Cancer!"
 Nope: You used to call me on your cellphone, well now you have brain cancer...
Image 210066   10-18-17   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
401
 
 Science: SPUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNKKKAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!
 Felicity: The world needs wallabys
 Felicity: I liked the issue that was set at a comic convention
 Dr Awkward: I didn't have cable as a kid, but my grandparents did after they moved into their independent living village. I would watch this, on Nickelodeon. Grandpa didn't get it. He also hated Urkel.
Image 210065   10-17-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
440
 
 kazzy94: Yeah I just send a text message these days
 Felicity: At least they used a clip from the well-animated first episode for this
 Warrax: But then I met one and he was super cool. Now I don't listen to anything turtles say. Or ninjas.
 Whatever: Big pharmaceutical companies and their drug dispensing doctors on the other hand are okay as long as they pay off the right politicians...
 Sadbot: But then how do I get the drugs?
Image 210064   10-17-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
609
 
 apoxia: @Felicity It kind of suits him.
 Felicity: @apoxia @VeeKay I had a Bells palsy once. Fortunately I was in my early 20s and I got better fast. For a few weeks, though, I felt like Two-Face
 Side Boob: Han shot first!
 VeeKay: Hooray for cerebral vascular accidents! Whoopee for spinal injuries! Big shout out for Bell's Palsy!
 apoxia: Bell's palsy?
 apoxia: That is remarkable.
 Felicity: And asymmetrical faces are supposed to be less attractive, yet Harrison Ford has always been a handsome man
 Dr Awkward: *is
Image 210063   10-17-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
240
 
 Skinr: Will you be my Keymaster?
Image 210062   10-17-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
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