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268275  Dr Awkward: Whats an oout?

268256  dangerkeith3000: Vomiting isn't weird. As long as they clean it up why do you also have to call it weird. Some people can't make it to the toilet if they get sick.

268259  dangerkeith3000: I got a MAILER DAEMON message...

268260  dangerkeith3000: It's-a true!

268286  grace: The tail is like a little locator beacon in case the snow gets too deep!

268279  Shay: Yes, I am Detective Hercule Poirot. Where is the body?

268281  Mexico: It's not radiation's fault.

268264  dangerkeith3000: Go B A N A N A !

268224  Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268268  lecj07: Princess Carolyn's new boyfriend?

268275  lecj07: Man, Lasagna cat got dark.

268265  wolfpk: Neighbors walk by: Shit, Franks off his meds again!

268253  Not A Bot: He thought he had seen pornography of all breadths and types. He thought wrong.

268262  Annoying Vegan : I am addicted to cat and dog.

268236  Otterman: Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

268243  Otterman: Also: Not pictured - rhythmic thrusting

268243  Otterman: Help, I can't figure out how to spell the techno music for humorous purposes.

268224  Yam: @White Rice The heart wants anime tiddies.

268251  WannaBee: Beauty of honor taker.

268276  Annoying Vegan : Thanks, Scottish dad.

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268265 wolfpk: Neighbors walk by: Shit, Franks off his meds again!

268264 dangerkeith3000: Go B A N A N A !

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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 apoxia: @Yurishiro Well yes you're mostly going to get sliced black olives. But, I have bought some pizzas in restaurants with kalamata olives. Some even still had pits in them. How fancy is that?
 Jolly Well: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.
 Dr Awkward: @apoxia I actually love good olives. Not once have I ever had a decent fucking olive on a pizza.
 Science: @WaffleIron: Oh yeah, it would definitely work on a dessert pizza. But, while I'm all for coconut chicken or shrimp, the thought of it on a pizza kind of makes me cringe.
 WaffleIron: @Science : or just commit to dessert pizza and pair it with pineapple and maybe some rum
 WaffleIron: @Science I was thinking of toasting the coconut and pairing it with chicken, maybe something spicy in the mix and a sharp cheddar (mozza and coconut would be gross I think)
 Science: @WaffleIron: Man, I don't know - that's going to be awful sweet. What are you going to pair it with?
 apoxia: @Dr Awkward Whatevs. I'm all about the whole olives. Got to be kalamata and pitted ideally.
 Dr Awkward: "Ooh, Whole olives on my pizza" said no one ever
 funny in the wall: i say that often.
 Spazstatic: @WaffleIron yeah, coconuts!
 WaffleIron: So my wife and I had a discussion about coconut on pizza. I think I can make it work, she thinks I'm nuts.
 flying sheep: I had some pretty gross pizza at a meeting a few weeks ago. But it was free and the person who bought it was sitting right across from me and I didnt want to be rude. So I pretended it was good.
 Spazstatic: That pizza looks awesome.
 Mr. Butt: Unless they saw this particular pizza, which looks gross.
 Fancy Clown: That is a pretty gross pizza
 Nothing: I dunno, that one looks pretty gross
Image 210015   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
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 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia In some regions they're called hoagies, grinders, Dagwoods... they're really just big sandwiches
 WaffleIron: Now you know that you should be punching people at eyewash stations because they're the ones using the "worlds most punchable emoji", as voted by an online panel.
 The Frito Bandito: @RiderFan It's an eyewash station. They're all over the place where I work.
 White Rice: @RiderFan that's...that's an eye-wash sink.
 RiderFan: A water fountain with actual water pressure? AMAZING!
 Ulillillia: @bigASShobo sub?
Image 210014   10-17-17   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
455
 
 m o l e m a n: Needs more blur.
 a sedated moose: What happened to borkf? I miss the "f."
Image 210013   10-17-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
144
 
 WaffleIron: 14.2% of dwarves are assholes.
 twisty: *dwarves
 Mad Collager: Unfortunately, six out of seven dwarves are not Happy.
 Not A Bot: Sir Ian McKellen got a little more outspoken in his sexual orientation following the final Hobbit movies
Image 210012   10-17-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
304
 
 kazzy94: @parrotsnest Sick burn dude
Image 210011   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
215
 
 HenryVIII: Mentos do coke.
 Shay: He really mentos do this.
 Fancy Clown: I'd pay good money to see this
 whcvgre78: Just not a wumo fan, sorry.
Image 210010   10-17-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
330
 
 El Barto: The production of this image is brought to you by an uninterrupted series of terrible people.
 duckybox: @Spazstatic In my head I heard that in Mama Casss voice
 Spazstatic: "I like what I like. Doesn't mean I'm proud of it."
 mrdiron: Oops, I did it again.
Image 210009   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
281
 
 apoxia: Ah, private school boys.
 Dr Awkward: Is this the beginnings of Joffrey's anger issues?
 2Berries: Is this a deleted scene from School of Rock?
 agger gater: The 1%
 kazzy94: Alright now, a silly one for gram gram!
Image 210008   10-17-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
223
 
 mrd0t: If you're being watched, it really isn't the "honor" system.
Image 210007   10-17-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
514
 
 funny in the wall: is this a public restroom? why is no one upset about that?
 ppr4: Without punctuation or leading that looks like its addressed to Billy the Undertaker
 bug: How did he know Billy was going to grow up to be the Undertaker?
 Ulillillia: I heard the Undertaker was wrestling again so I checked but it was just some dude with short hair
 mrd0t: Billy either grew up to be a bad-ass or is now in therapy.
 trelyate: Billy looks terrified. As he should be.
Image 210006   10-17-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
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