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233983  FabricMan: Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!

234041  Ulillillia: Spicy Freddy

234032  charlemagne: it puts the lotion back on the holder or it cleans the soap scum again

233904  redmonkey3: Why the Bad votes / hate storm ? Also: looks tasty.

234051  ignatz: Your Captcha has escaped..

234036  barfolomew: Pair this up with the cone crust pizza, and you have a very Cronenberg porno.

234041  Sadbot: That would be a pretty funny movie, though

234026  FabricMan: When you're making breakfast, but you're still high from the night before

233913  VoR: @depression not much really. Hey, I got some rads..

234033  FabricMan: American? Is it American?

234037  FabricMan: "Tom Sawyer" playing in background

233978  Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?

233912  redmonkey3: @addend - no such thing any more @ electronic voting machines

233978  KyleisBobDole: Kyle Robert Dole

233344  Mr Bleak: @Beef Supreme Arming Chihuahuas with hand weapons is probably a sign as well.

233353  Mr Bleak: Nudity detected.

234010  Aufziehvogel: There's a big "T" on the wall, is it part of the word we're looking for?

233362  Mr Bleak: @when so 120lb of poop is going to take you a while! I don't weigh my poop, but I'm just guessing three things. 1) it's going to take me months. 2) My wife will start complaining very early in teh process. 3) The neighbours are going to call the police around the start of the second month.

234038  Sadbot: I'm down if it's stuffed with hummus...because I also am almost always full of hummus

234019  Aufziehvogel: The wine does go well with the ch- eh, person!

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233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

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233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233978 Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

233941 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - most excellent twist, i thought!



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 Jabberwikket: The twist, its made of free range Vegans
 Mr Bleak: @KEKOEKEOEK "... but a shitload of insects got mashed to paste."
 Science: @The Frito Bandito: It's all soy and corn, which we know that dogs and cats cultivated and ate before they were domesticated. Unfortunately, it's real. People are freaking idiots.
 Ulillillia: How do you know if a cat is vegan? Their owner will tell you.
 The Frito Bandito: I sincerely hope this is fake
 bug: ffs vegans...
 lecj07: Cat's are obligate carnivores I believe. Therefore, this counts as animal cruelty.
 Fancy Clown: 99% ash
 wolfpk: Cat on can it saying : "GIVE ME MEAT!!!!"
 cenecia: The cat's face on the can says it all.
 mrd0t: The look on that cat's face says it all, really.
 Greifer: cats love it... NOT
Image 210003   10-17-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
241
 
 The Frito Bandito: @Not A Bot What?
 Not A Bot: So my kids have this and though my wife and I laughed about it they had no idea what shape it looked like, really it's the adults that blow this shit out of proportion
Image 210002   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
292
 
 glenalec: HE'S ON THE OTHER PHONE! LEAVE THE HOUSE!
 cArdent: @Darmstadtium So what do I do to get *rid* of the gift of nuts? Because my life is nuts enough, thanks.
 Darmstadtium: You have been visited by the Squirrely Squirrel. Reply: Thanks Mr. Squirrel within the next 5 years and you will receive the gift of nuts.
 mrd0t: Once they taste human blood, there's no stopping them.
Image 210001   10-17-17   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
501
 
 PenguinBartender: Instructions unclear
 fanny: i don't know why but this made me laugh out loud
 Air Biscuit: Do they stil make those containers? I havent seen them in a while.
 WaffleIron: Happy #210000 ! I hope the next 10000 images are just as fresh.
Image 210000   10-17-17   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
209
 
 when so: diaphonous dudes
Image 209999   10-17-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
253
 
 Not A Bot: in all seriousness my partner and I ate at a drive-in yesterday, this would have been useful
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm not surprised it's in nashville
 Jennings: Just keeping an eye on their competitors
Image 209998   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
245
 
 Mr Bleak: Redneck universal fitting kit #2
 Jennings: Oh sure they can do it... but when I do it MSHA says its unsafe and tells me to leave the property.
Image 209997   10-17-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
267
 
 The Frito Bandito: If you're going to make a threat you damn well better be willing to follow through. Good on you man.
 jazzjunkie: Wear the badge of righteous indignation with honor.
 Mad Collager: @Yam I brake for gator tails.
 mrd0t: Yes you do
 Yam: I break four tail gators
Image 209996   10-17-17   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
267
 
 Butcherboy: There's a deadite in that bin. Quick get a boom stick
 Yam: Loathing donation
 Ulillillia: Bake him away, toys.
Image 209995   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
179
 
 Jennings: I miss MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch, this was a great one.
 WaffleIron: Which episode of robot chicken was this?
Image 209994   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
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