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249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

249168  Robespierre: Dude on the right's got a horrible rug. But it's another time, another place ... hopefully.

249162  Dresdenkeogh: I asked you for a crack latte. This is amazing work but I really would like my cocaine derivative right freaking now please.

249167  Christina: It has been days since it started happening: #247349.

249169  Dresdenkeogh: The logic is sound

249170  Dresdenkeogh: What art, thou art, oh water otters

249170  Christina: Motherly love.

249171  Christina: Ice floats because is less dense than water.

249140  Christina: @a sedated moose OK, fine. There is no need to yell at me.

249168  Side Boob: How do they go to the bathroom with all that gold on?

168156  Felicity: Youve seen our next performer on Mike Douglas, Merv Griffin, and Art Linkletters House Party. Please welcome Mesmerino, the hip hypnotist

168157  Felicity: Firefox is the least bad, but it still crashes about a dozen times a week

168165  Felicity: Report from the future: I have watched this show and while I wanted to like it, it was somewhat disappointing

249168  ThoughtlessGentleman: damn they turn't they suits up to eleven.

249167  Hyphae: Same

249177  ignatz: Come back Luxuslurch, all is forgiven..

249152  Passive: I, too, learned to read at a California elementary school

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2. Felicity
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9. Dr Awkward
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248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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 Jabberwikket: The twist, its made of free range Vegans
 Mr Bleak: @KEKOEKEOEK "... but a shitload of insects got mashed to paste."
 Science: @The Frito Bandito: It's all soy and corn, which we know that dogs and cats cultivated and ate before they were domesticated. Unfortunately, it's real. People are freaking idiots.
 Ulillillia: How do you know if a cat is vegan? Their owner will tell you.
 The Frito Bandito: I sincerely hope this is fake
 bug: ffs vegans...
 lecj07: Cat's are obligate carnivores I believe. Therefore, this counts as animal cruelty.
 Fancy Clown: 99% ash
 wolfpk: Cat on can it saying : "GIVE ME MEAT!!!!"
 cenecia: The cat's face on the can says it all.
 mrd0t: The look on that cat's face says it all, really.
 Greifer: cats love it... NOT
Image 210003   10-17-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
241
 
 The Frito Bandito: @Not A Bot What?
 Not A Bot: So my kids have this and though my wife and I laughed about it they had no idea what shape it looked like, really it's the adults that blow this shit out of proportion
Image 210002   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
292
 
 glenalec: HE'S ON THE OTHER PHONE! LEAVE THE HOUSE!
 cArdent: @Darmstadtium So what do I do to get *rid* of the gift of nuts? Because my life is nuts enough, thanks.
 Darmstadtium: You have been visited by the Squirrely Squirrel. Reply: Thanks Mr. Squirrel within the next 5 years and you will receive the gift of nuts.
 mrd0t: Once they taste human blood, there's no stopping them.
Image 210001   10-17-17   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
501
 
 PenguinBartender: Instructions unclear
 fanny: i don't know why but this made me laugh out loud
 Air Biscuit: Do they stil make those containers? I havent seen them in a while.
 WaffleIron: Happy #210000 ! I hope the next 10000 images are just as fresh.
Image 210000   10-17-17   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
209
 
 when so: diaphonous dudes
Image 209999   10-17-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
253
 
 Not A Bot: in all seriousness my partner and I ate at a drive-in yesterday, this would have been useful
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm not surprised it's in nashville
 Jennings: Just keeping an eye on their competitors
Image 209998   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
245
 
 Mr Bleak: Redneck universal fitting kit #2
 Jennings: Oh sure they can do it... but when I do it MSHA says its unsafe and tells me to leave the property.
Image 209997   10-17-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
267
 
 The Frito Bandito: If you're going to make a threat you damn well better be willing to follow through. Good on you man.
 jazzjunkie: Wear the badge of righteous indignation with honor.
 Mad Collager: @Yam I brake for gator tails.
 mrd0t: Yes you do
 Yam: I break four tail gators
Image 209996   10-17-17   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
267
 
 Butcherboy: There's a deadite in that bin. Quick get a boom stick
 Yam: Loathing donation
 Ulillillia: Bake him away, toys.
Image 209995   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
179
 
 Jennings: I miss MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch, this was a great one.
 WaffleIron: Which episode of robot chicken was this?
Image 209994   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
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