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254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

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253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

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253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.



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Score:
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 apoxia: I like to think about how the water molecules I drink have been through dinosaurs and how my body is made up of the products of cosmic explosions.
 kazzy94: My home is a shithole too
 VoR: As long as he's making it wet. Nothing else matters
 WaffleIron: That's not a bad butt though, not fat and gross, and probably not sweaty either.
Image 209973   10-17-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
228
 
 Skinr: Deep Dream has escaped again.
Image 209972   10-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
300
 
 Jeffrat: This is somebody's religion.
 charlemagne: somerset certainly has changed
 professional: Illuminhenge
Image 209971   10-17-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
110
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 209970   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
272
 
 a sedated moose: @Felicity and he ROCKS that hair!
 bigjim: Rrrowl!
 Muncharito Beanworld: @copunter In the new /Twin Peaks/, yes! Denise Bryson is the Director!
 Sadbot: Hey greys, it's me, Samantha Mulder. I got away from you guys! Better beam me up and definitely not tell me all your plans. Signed- Not Fox Mulder in drag
 copunter: duchovny went on to become directress of the Federal Bureau of Investigation
Image 209969   10-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
275
 
 ignatz: We're gonna need a bigger goat..
Image 209968   10-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
195
 
 kazzy94: The guy from North Korea?
 Skinr: "Give me the -ice cream-. I've very hungry!"
 Dr Awkward: The Great Pumkin cometh
 Dr Awkward: @Not A Bot I've definitely used that term before! I lied to my friend, and said that college kids these days referred to balls as "duderuses"
 Not A Bot: If boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.
Image 209967   10-17-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
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 Ulillillia: Too small for horses
 Knice: Boyfriends are ok, though. ;-)
Image 209966   10-17-17   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
613
 
 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.
 Cami: @Science @Sadbot My experience is that throwing money at charities is easier than doing: My family runs an annual scholarship for a disabled secondary school graduate. Passing the plate around and getting the money from relatives is easy...it's insignificant when it's spread over a few households...sorting through all the application essays each year is not. Another problem is seeing a problem as too big to fix on your own and not even trying. If you don't organize then you need to find aspects of the problem that you actually can help with: My wife used to make an unwed mother in the community a pet project. Helping with groceries or gasoline is easy...the hours of providing support and company for a socially isolated person was hard. She could not help everybody so she helped s
 Shay: Suck it up, I don't see the pigeons bitching about it.
 Sadbot: @kazzy94 I learned the value of "thoughts and prayers" back in '99 while going to one high school over from Columbine. Inaction is the default for middle class hand-wringers
 kazzy94: @Sadbot high five for charitable acts above sympathetic talk!
 DarkTeddy: Capital grows capital.
 Sadbot: @Science Most charities can gargle balls, they're just tax write-offs for the coastal society set. I've swung hammers for Habitat for Humanity and donated time to local charities. Posted from a 9 year old second hand laptop.
 Science: I see people (rightly) complain about things like this but have to wonder how many of them express their outrage on their $800 phone while sipping their $5 coffee. How much do you donate to charity? Do you live an ascetic lifestyle? Do you put your money (literal and figurative) where your mouth is? I'm genuinely curious.
 copunter: if I saw panhandlers with signs like this, I'd start passing out hamiltons. and angle grinders
 Dr Awkward: why does that dude look 2 dimensional from the shoulders up?
 Sadbot: @Punt Numbles Part of Western society's greatest lie is that everyone is directly responsible for everything that ever happens to them in their life, including their own existence, as though they themselves forced their parents to fuck and also for the churn that is balancing basic needs, mental/physical health, and the job market. It's what happens when economic Calvinists are employed to justify the predations of robber-barons
 Minnesotan: instructions unclear: dystopia realized
 Cami: Someone sould trip over those.....file a lawsuit...
Image 209965   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
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 fanny: yes please more like this!
 Dr Awkward: Gee Burt, we're horrifying!
 Dr. Bathroom: Rubber ducky, you're the one / That I'll murder with a gun.
 Knice: Pretty sure I'll be seeing this again tonight.
 Cami: Invisible kegboard.
Image 209964   10-17-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
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