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272292  Side Boob: Yeeeeee Haaaaaaaw! *Dixie plays in background*

272132  Mr Bleak: That's nearly 3000lb of fat burned. Your skin is going to be sooo loose you'll trip over your neck if you try to walk...

272133  Mr Bleak: Concrete of switcherino

272292  ThoughtlessGentleman: y'all best prepare cause i aim tuh commence gummin on ya.

272275  tib gubb: assuming a perfect transfer of energy and zero friction

272280  tib gubb: when you fuck up really bad so your dog has to try realllly hard

272281  tib gubb: how's that for your sci fi realism?

272283  tib gubb: oo, with pastries!

272135  Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272135  Mr Bleak: @White Rice Possibly the "Defibrillator on standby" class.

272290  tib gubb: put some friggin pants on, little girl

272287  VoR: Ya better watch out.

272300  charmander: "He said penis hehe"

272282  ignatz: @Air Biscuit Apparently they usually film in SteadyCam and add the shake in post..

272298  Father Goose: Old cats are best cats. Give her lots of love OP!

272297  Weedheart: Happy Birthday!

272155  Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272157  Mr Bleak: Harry Potter reboot looking ... interesting.

272159  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272161  Mr Bleak: @savvoy Bare Thundersword is my porn star name.

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272205 Terrh: Classy...

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.



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Score:
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 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.
 Cami: @Science @Sadbot My experience is that throwing money at charities is easier than doing: My family runs an annual scholarship for a disabled secondary school graduate. Passing the plate around and getting the money from relatives is easy...it's insignificant when it's spread over a few households...sorting through all the application essays each year is not. Another problem is seeing a problem as too big to fix on your own and not even trying. If you don't organize then you need to find aspects of the problem that you actually can help with: My wife used to make an unwed mother in the community a pet project. Helping with groceries or gasoline is easy...the hours of providing support and company for a socially isolated person was hard. She could not help everybody so she helped s
 Shay: Suck it up, I don't see the pigeons bitching about it.
 Sadbot: @kazzy94 I learned the value of "thoughts and prayers" back in '99 while going to one high school over from Columbine. Inaction is the default for middle class hand-wringers
 kazzy94: @Sadbot high five for charitable acts above sympathetic talk!
 DarkTeddy: Capital grows capital.
 Sadbot: @Science Most charities can gargle balls, they're just tax write-offs for the coastal society set. I've swung hammers for Habitat for Humanity and donated time to local charities. Posted from a 9 year old second hand laptop.
 Science: I see people (rightly) complain about things like this but have to wonder how many of them express their outrage on their $800 phone while sipping their $5 coffee. How much do you donate to charity? Do you live an ascetic lifestyle? Do you put your money (literal and figurative) where your mouth is? I'm genuinely curious.
 copunter: if I saw panhandlers with signs like this, I'd start passing out hamiltons. and angle grinders
 Dr Awkward: why does that dude look 2 dimensional from the shoulders up?
 Sadbot: @Punt Numbles Part of Western society's greatest lie is that everyone is directly responsible for everything that ever happens to them in their life, including their own existence, as though they themselves forced their parents to fuck and also for the churn that is balancing basic needs, mental/physical health, and the job market. It's what happens when economic Calvinists are employed to justify the predations of robber-barons
 Minnesotan: instructions unclear: dystopia realized
 Cami: Someone sould trip over those.....file a lawsuit...
Image 209965   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
461
 
 fanny: yes please more like this!
 Dr Awkward: Gee Burt, we're horrifying!
 Dr. Bathroom: Rubber ducky, you're the one / That I'll murder with a gun.
 Knice: Pretty sure I'll be seeing this again tonight.
 Cami: Invisible kegboard.
Image 209964   10-17-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
332
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Have some self-respect! How despicable!
Image 209963   10-17-17   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
134
 
 SharkysMachine: @Porbo Mellus @WaffleIron instructions unclear, dick caught in comment?
 Amy Housewine: I don't think there's a comic effect anywhere near any of this.
 WaffleIron: @Porbo Mellus : I put some thought into it and have come to the conclusion there is no way to deliberately misinterpret your instructions to yield a comedic effect. You get a grudging plus.
Image 209962   10-17-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
287
 
 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !
 DrinkMixMan: Seattle Cocksocks
 Ulillillia: Dallas Felons, Detroit Lemons, Los Angeles Riots, Miami Dealers, Milwaukee Beers, New Jersey Informants, Roswell Aliens, San Antonio Defenders, San Francisco Ferries
 HenryVIII: @Dr Awkward Sadly I was imprisoned in the Tumblr dimension until recently, so I see pokemon in every shadow
 Sadbot: Orlando Magikarps
 Dr Awkward: @antipatterns I honestly had no idea this had anything to do with pokemon, I just like fake names for things
 Dr Awkward: Washington Deadspins
 younglink: something about pokemon, consumerism, patriotism, the nfl, and perpetual childhood just puts me in a bad mood
 Dr Awkward: Oakland Braiders
 Dr Awkward: Buffalo Hillbillies
 Dr Awkward: Dallas Boy Toys
 Dr Awkward: Denver Bronchitis
 Dr Awkward: Arizona Carnivals
 Dr Awkward: New York Jorts
Image 209961   10-17-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
316
 
 tib gubb: classic frank
 Shay: Now Frank is gonna be a frank(furter).
 Ulillillia: Francine*
Image 209960   10-17-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
301
 
 Ulillillia: txt.jpg
 Dr Awkward: Maybe your friend should take better care of his person belongings. I got your back, GramGram
 Amy Housewine: Laptanana for scale.
 Cami: Housekeeping lesson tuition fee: $950
Image 209959   10-17-17   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
286
 
 jazzjunkie: For how full the bottle is, pouring at that angle is going to get more Scotch on the table than in the shoe!
 Shay: Screw Cinderella, this bottle of Chivas will be my new bride.
 well duh: It's only Chivas, who gives a crap that you're going to spill it all over the place trying to drink it from a glass shoe.
 Prostata: scotchy scotch!
 tib gubb: who really gives a crap when you're drinking out of a shoe?
 Sadbot: This shoe really brings out the footiness of the brandy
Image 209958   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
250
 
 Air Biscuit: Practicing... THE BATCHAIN!
 stunt nuts: Yall trippin
 Jennings: The new Robin spin-off looks promising
 LurkedMoar: McLovin looking batty
 Amy Housewine: I hope he's wearing his batcup, 'cos the criminals are just going to kick him straight in the knackers if he stands like that.
 Amy Housewine: Nanananananana BATADOLESCEEEEENT
 tib gubb: nah, that's bat-non-binary-gender-person!
Image 209957   10-17-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
529
 
 georgerino: An earned reward
 fatman: Best film opening ever. Inglorious bastards. This guy is scary as he'll. Tube it.
 Jennings: What you don't know is that he actually stole it, and is now eating it in the restroom.
 tib gubb: jean claude let me eat my fucking sandwich in peace
Image 209956   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
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