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268420  Big Baby: Miles

268405  sparename: Nice day for it

268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"



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Score:
286
 
 jazzjunkie: For how full the bottle is, pouring at that angle is going to get more Scotch on the table than in the shoe!
 Shay: Screw Cinderella, this bottle of Chivas will be my new bride.
 well duh: It's only Chivas, who gives a crap that you're going to spill it all over the place trying to drink it from a glass shoe.
 Prostata: scotchy scotch!
 tib gubb: who really gives a crap when you're drinking out of a shoe?
 Sadbot: This shoe really brings out the footiness of the brandy
Image 209958   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
250
 
 Air Biscuit: Practicing... THE BATCHAIN!
 stunt nuts: Yall trippin
 Jennings: The new Robin spin-off looks promising
 LurkedMoar: McLovin looking batty
 Amy Housewine: I hope he's wearing his batcup, 'cos the criminals are just going to kick him straight in the knackers if he stands like that.
 Amy Housewine: Nanananananana BATADOLESCEEEEENT
 tib gubb: nah, that's bat-non-binary-gender-person!
Image 209957   10-17-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
529
 
 antipatterns: An earned reward
 VoR: Best film opening ever. Inglorious bastards. This guy is scary as he'll. Tube it.
 Jennings: What you don't know is that he actually stole it, and is now eating it in the restroom.
 tib gubb: jean claude let me eat my fucking sandwich in peace
Image 209956   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
225
 
 Sadbot: @dangerkeith3000 Eh, bigger people are mountains of hubris. Sure, they'll probably win a fistfight, but they're not always so confident about winning a knife/bikelockfight
 Science: @Bad Dad: You're sweet for thinking that, but deep down, you know it's just an asshole going in for Mountain Dew
 melted plastic: I hate when people park like this. I always call them out on it too, unless they are bigger than me.
Image 209955   10-17-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
605
 
 Jennings: That's actually some sweet costume making, hoping they made it a family thing.
 funny in the wall: @dangerkeith3000 she ate the other ones
 Aaron Spacemuseum: That's a small litter of kittens.
Image 209954   10-17-17   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
307
 
 leia: Angela Merkel, age 5
 Wooden Spoon: A girl who looked like this in kindergarten used to pull out my hair, then run around the room screaming, "Fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy!" She's a research scientist now.
 Dr Awkward: Holy Shit, seriously, I feel like the Awkwardness up in here is making me feel self-conscious
 El hefe: It's Pat!
 Pickle Dick: Boy or girl? You decide!
Image 209953   10-17-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
347
 
 wolfpk: Add to #209954
 windows96: Enough with the plastic surgery already!
 fanny: but, IS IT NICE?????
 Sadbot: This is the future furries want
 Knice: GAAAAHH!!! The thrab is strong with this one.
Image 209952   10-17-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
128
 
 Jennings: Is this another one of those obscure Zoolander references I don't get?
 Gonzo: It looks like poop.
 fanny: save yourself some time later by putting this directly into the toilet now
 Sadbot: Weird looking hot dog
 WaffleIron: No ass like a half ass
Image 209951   10-17-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
101
 
 Sadbot: As a hipster, I can only enjoy beverages made with the most esoteric of copper containers...similar to how I can only enjoy crack from artisan local glassblower pipes
 fink: Step 1: Cut a hole in the box...
 SpaceCow: "It only takes three hours to brew the perfect cuppa!"
 Micro Jackson: Not my cup of tea
Image 209950   10-17-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
766
 
 tib gubb: i'm paying super attention
 Micro Jackson: Like my bunny costume?
 grandma: Prick up your ears.
Image 209949   10-17-17   Uploaded by    carlin
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