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254189  a robot: That cat's expression is hilarious

254193  a robot: No, I don't remember that either

254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)



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Score:
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 jazzjunkie: For how full the bottle is, pouring at that angle is going to get more Scotch on the table than in the shoe!
 Shay: Screw Cinderella, this bottle of Chivas will be my new bride.
 well duh: It's only Chivas, who gives a crap that you're going to spill it all over the place trying to drink it from a glass shoe.
 Prostata: scotchy scotch!
 tib gubb: who really gives a crap when you're drinking out of a shoe?
 Sadbot: This shoe really brings out the footiness of the brandy
Image 209958   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
250
 
 Air Biscuit: Practicing... THE BATCHAIN!
 stunt nuts: Yall trippin
 Jennings: The new Robin spin-off looks promising
 LurkedMoar: McLovin looking batty
 Amy Housewine: I hope he's wearing his batcup, 'cos the criminals are just going to kick him straight in the knackers if he stands like that.
 Amy Housewine: Nanananananana BATADOLESCEEEEENT
 tib gubb: nah, that's bat-non-binary-gender-person!
Image 209957   10-17-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
529
 
 antipatterns: An earned reward
 VoR: Best film opening ever. Inglorious bastards. This guy is scary as he'll. Tube it.
 Jennings: What you don't know is that he actually stole it, and is now eating it in the restroom.
 tib gubb: jean claude let me eat my fucking sandwich in peace
Image 209956   10-17-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
225
 
 Sadbot: @dangerkeith3000 Eh, bigger people are mountains of hubris. Sure, they'll probably win a fistfight, but they're not always so confident about winning a knife/bikelockfight
 Science: @Bad Dad: You're sweet for thinking that, but deep down, you know it's just an asshole going in for Mountain Dew
 melted plastic: I hate when people park like this. I always call them out on it too, unless they are bigger than me.
Image 209955   10-17-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
605
 
 Jennings: That's actually some sweet costume making, hoping they made it a family thing.
 funny in the wall: @dangerkeith3000 she ate the other ones
 Aaron Spacemuseum: That's a small litter of kittens.
Image 209954   10-17-17   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
307
 
 leia: Angela Merkel, age 5
 Wooden Spoon: A girl who looked like this in kindergarten used to pull out my hair, then run around the room screaming, "Fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy!" She's a research scientist now.
 Dr Awkward: Holy Shit, seriously, I feel like the Awkwardness up in here is making me feel self-conscious
 El hefe: It's Pat!
 Pickle Dick: Boy or girl? You decide!
Image 209953   10-17-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
347
 
 wolfpk: Add to #209954
 windows96: Enough with the plastic surgery already!
 fanny: but, IS IT NICE?????
 Sadbot: This is the future furries want
 Knice: GAAAAHH!!! The thrab is strong with this one.
Image 209952   10-17-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
128
 
 Jennings: Is this another one of those obscure Zoolander references I don't get?
 Gonzo: It looks like poop.
 fanny: save yourself some time later by putting this directly into the toilet now
 Sadbot: Weird looking hot dog
 WaffleIron: No ass like a half ass
Image 209951   10-17-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
101
 
 Sadbot: As a hipster, I can only enjoy beverages made with the most esoteric of copper containers...similar to how I can only enjoy crack from artisan local glassblower pipes
 fink: Step 1: Cut a hole in the box...
 SpaceCow: "It only takes three hours to brew the perfect cuppa!"
 Micro Jackson: Not my cup of tea
Image 209950   10-17-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
766
 
 tib gubb: i'm paying super attention
 Micro Jackson: Like my bunny costume?
 grandma: Prick up your ears.
Image 209949   10-17-17   Uploaded by    carlin
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