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249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

249686  Not A Bot: Problem, officer?

249675  FabricMan: Employees only

249687  SuedeOxford: @Mr. Butt Hi Illiterate, I'm Dad.

249689  GoGo Robotto: I thought Pluto got classified as some kind of planet again or something?

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1. Felicity
2. Air Biscuit
3. tib gubb
4. Yurishiro
5. Telkwa
6. a robot
7. WTF
8. jochenau
9. dangerkeith3000
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249660 Lunimeow: Oh man... I really need my anxiety companion honey badger now...

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249608 Prostata: BRB...

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!



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arctic fox uploaded 249377 (969 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (917 points)
Bro Bro uploaded 249511 (901 points)
digabigpig uploaded 249249 (843 points)
Jack Daniels uploaded 249328 (819 points)
canada uploaded 249189 (805 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 249182 (793 points)
eurotrash uploaded 249300 (791 points)
weirduncle uploaded 249318 (784 points)
catheter uploaded 249258 (777 points)
Aaron Spacemuseum uploaded 249502 (774 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 6032 points
 3. fanny: 4366 points
 4. barfolomew: 4295 points
 5. WannaBee: 3912 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 3087 points
 7. Vanna: 2645 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2365 points
 9. wordjones: 2197 points
10. Warrax: 1992 points
11. aeroaero: 1878 points
12. catheter: 1820 points
13. silver: 1745 points
14. logono: 1629 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
450
 
 Yurishiro: WRONG. Rips the kid's head off and runs away.
 Whatever: Dang it, you forgot to post the next picture where the dinosaur is eating the little kid
 Teechur: Is that the kid on "Toy Box" that rates game inventions?
 bug: I'll bet he's fun at parties...
Image 209835   10-16-17   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
809
 
 Yurishiro: We need immortality serum for this guy.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: auto RAD jackie chan. we are hole in our head brothers!
 a robot: Always gonna be a rad for Jackie
 Not A Bot: ooh is that one of those double-wide office chairs
Image 209834   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
440
 
 Yurishiro: See kids? ALWAYS safe sex, or this happens.
 WaffleIron: That's not how you variegate!!
Image 209833   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
386
 
 Science: Return of the fly / You guinea pig / Human hands and feet / Yeah, you guinea pig
 Whatever: Heeelllp meeee
 mrmaestro: Brundleshop
 Warrax: Lookin' fly, fam.
 lizzz: Ill be staying at a Sheraton later this month
 Sandor: Who is buzzing who?
Image 209832   10-16-17   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
673
 
 Jabberwikket: Such a cute little stubborn jeff
 Shay: Trash doggy!
 Darmstadtium: That's a cute platypus!
Image 209831   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
468
 
 Yurishiro: False eyes are huge nostrils? Seems legit btw.
 Mad Collager: The small eyes intimidate predators too. Because eye nose things.
 WaffleIron: Better start preying!
Image 209830   10-16-17   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
203
 
 Yurishiro: The dogs have a remarkable handwriting.
 a robot: Shouldn't it be "we" rather than "I" since the note is signed from both of them?
Image 209829   10-16-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
158
 
 apoxia: You could buy two doughnuts in New Zealand for that price (if they're on special).
 RiderFan: Nothing is funny about this. This is actually what they are called.
 Shay: "So I went out with this woman who told me she had a yeast infection. I told her well bake me a fucking loaf of bread." - George Carlin
 Nope: I gotta yeast ring right here for yah
Image 209828   10-16-17   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
438
 
 LurkedMoar: @Side Boob Kree!
 Air Biscuit: @bug youd think so, but if RE5 taught me anything, that the magnifying glass will emit an overpowered one hit kill laser.
 bug: Wait, I think I know where this boss' weak spot is.
 Side Boob: Kree Jaffa! (stupid phone)
 FabricMan: If he stands in the right spot, it will reveal the location of the ark!
Image 209827   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
261
 
 piranharama: Lol!
 Spazstatic: Biggest lies in the smallest readable font.
 apoxia: It would be nice to have a y-axis to see the unit of measurement.
 MasterTwig: Not biggest. Just most common.
 Sadbot: in the olden days it was "under construction"
 Derp Herpigan: 5.7/10 no "40 day free trial"
Image 209826   10-16-17   Uploaded by    toad
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