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228504  Robespierre: Ploughed ... for HER pleasure.

228493  Robespierre: "And now, emanating from the Secaucus Lounge of the fabulous Fandango Hotel in Weehawken, New Jersey, we proudly present the celestial melodies of Lou Waxman and his Orchestra, who ask the age old musical question..."

228500  Robespierre: "Hm. Colour me dubious."

228503  Robespierre: Where the Twilight Zone meets Flavourtown.

228497  Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin

228429  Korrok: Korrok approves....

228499  WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."

228502  fumbduck: "We all floss down here."

228502  WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"

228383  FatTigerWoods: Please recycle

228497  fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.

228491  Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"

228492  Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.

228500  Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?

228493  Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!

228490  Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::

228495  Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?

228499  PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.

228497  Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy zombie

228500  Dr Awkward: This cat is making an Emma Watson / Hermoine smirk

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228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.



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 3. Scoo: 6082 points
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 5. Not A Bot: 4149 points
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 7. Side Boob: 2338 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2188 points
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10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. adeadcrab: 1922 points
13. guccigucci: 1827 points
14. zip file: 1776 points
15. CheezGrater: 1688 points
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 Chest Rockwell: Stay classy. Also, stay in school.
 apoxia: Hey burglars, single mother and baby living in this house. Irresponsible male not present.
 BavidDowie: Her mom put those on
 Side Boob: Have you you considered not informing random strangers of your poor life choices?
 Nope: Maybe if you werent such a judgey...
 WaffleIron: Out of a's and d's at the minivan sticker store?
Image 209805   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
245
 
 Felicity: Those diagonal windows make it look like a hallway in the KING-TV building
Image 209804   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
336
 
 Air Biscuit: Wasent this a mad fold in or something?
 wolfpk: The Seal From Hell
 tib gubb: in the belly of the bork
Image 209803   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
602
 
 Hosebag: Yes, I will have a Heineken. In a bowl, please.
 wolfpk: Just three huys hanging out.
 Yurishiro: Pass the remote or keep staring, son?
Image 209802   10-16-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
361
 
 jochenau: @WaffleIron Clockhorn would be like "uncontrollable weeping", "existential malaise", etc.
 Yurishiro: Do you even emo
 Shay: 1:00 and 10:00 give me panic attacks.
 Nope: go to bed at remorse/epiphany, wake up at Awe/Panic. Seems about right.
 sparename: This is why I always feel jet-lagged
 WaffleIron: I LIKE CLOCKHORN!
Image 209801   10-16-17   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
218
 
 Science: Probably still tastes good
 kornisjon: They're not meant to be shared anyway
 apoxia: How do you fuck up cookies this much?
 Not A Bot: No, Patrick.
 wolfpk: One word, eggs
 WaffleIron: @craftjunk : There's no such thing!
Image 209800   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
295
 
 Felicity: @Nope He shares a fashion sense with Robert Dayton
 Jeffrat: But you know those news folks just want to show both sides of every story, even if one side is smoking crack.
 tib gubb: best answer yet
 Nope: its Nardwuar the human serviette! (the guy who isnt kid cudi)
Image 209799   10-16-17   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
257
 
 kornisjon: He has a bone to pick with his parents
 square44: wonder if he says the Moon landings were fake
 Felicity: You know what ol Jack Mehoff always says at a time like this?
 BavidDowie: Son, do you have any idea how fast you were going?
 Greifer: in the flesh
 Jeffrat: He looks like a Jack.
 sparename: "Bundaberg" sounds rude
 ignatz: 'meh'
Image 209798   10-16-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
220
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 209797   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
133
 
 kornisjon: I like these, and I don't care who knows it!
 Yurishiro: STOP IT
 charlemagne: in memoriam for those we have lost
Image 209796   10-16-17   Uploaded by    eykei
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