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254059  bug: Can I have an almond cookie?

254031  Robespierre: Latitude, or attitude?

254051  Robespierre: Always worthy

253828  Passive: Welp time to reformat the hard drive

254056  Robespierre: Downright grotesque, and a "Disposable Me" pollutant as well

253834  Passive: I'd wear the fuck out of these

254059  Robespierre: Shit seen

254037  Korrok: Korrok approves.

254042  a robot: Congrats human, you're trapped forever!

254043  a robot: This mixing of memes is highly illogical

253254  Mr Bleak: That's a damn good disguise, Unicorn - it fooled me!

253260  Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark Surprisingly, everyone expected them - they gave you a months notice that they were coming...

253262  Mr Bleak: Romanes eunt domus!

253961  necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253964  necronomicon: If my calculations are correct, when this baby his 88 miles per hour, youre gonna see some serious shit

253286  Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine It's especially true for cooking bacon, and caramels.

254041  Annoying Vegan : @sparename Cannibal Orphan is my new metal band.

254011  a sedated moose: It's that chalk?

254032  Not A Bot: 'Where's the Lalafells? You promised Lalafells!"

254026  Mad Collager: Well, they both have eggs in them.

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1. Robespierre
2. dangerkeith3000
3. Mad Collager
4. Shay
5. Side Boob
6. a robot
7. Mr. Shine
8. Not A Bot
9. DrNinjaman
10. Mr Bleak



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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?



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cassette1 uploaded 253969 (1156 points)
Micro Jackson uploaded 253625 (1080 points)
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Side Boob uploaded 253628 (892 points)
The Bees uploaded 253584 (883 points)
redpeepee uploaded 253998 (865 points)
whaleshark uploaded 253807 (863 points)
Scoo uploaded 253831 (860 points)
Vladimir Puta uploaded 253567 (859 points)
Science uploaded 253621 (846 points)
Kevin II uploaded 253968 (844 points)
eevee uploaded 253721 (843 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
hoobleton uploaded 253899 (806 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 6854 points
 3. Laree: 4542 points
 4. Scoo: 4128 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 3503 points
 6. Warrax: 2381 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 2374 points
 8. Jonananathan: 1917 points
 9. Micro Jackson: 1809 points
10. tears as lube: 1715 points
11. Vault Dweller: 1711 points
12. phil: 1642 points
13. dirtstick: 1609 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1607 points
15. Science: 1562 points
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Score:
100
 
 Chest Rockwell: Stay classy. Also, stay in school.
 apoxia: Hey burglars, single mother and baby living in this house. Irresponsible male not present.
 BavidDowie: Her mom put those on
 Side Boob: Have you you considered not informing random strangers of your poor life choices?
 Nope: Maybe if you werent such a judgey...
 WaffleIron: Out of a's and d's at the minivan sticker store?
Image 209805   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
245
 
 omgpro: Those diagonal windows make it look like a hallway in the KING-TV building
Image 209804   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
336
 
 Air Biscuit: Wasent this a mad fold in or something?
 wolfpk: The Seal From Hell
 tib gubb: in the belly of the bork
Image 209803   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
602
 
 Hosebag: Yes, I will have a Heineken. In a bowl, please.
 wolfpk: Just three huys hanging out.
 Fantasy: Pass the remote or keep staring, son?
Image 209802   10-16-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
361
 
 jochenau: @WaffleIron Clockhorn would be like "uncontrollable weeping", "existential malaise", etc.
 SaltLick: Do you even emo
 Shay: 1:00 and 10:00 give me panic attacks.
 Nope: go to bed at remorse/epiphany, wake up at Awe/Panic. Seems about right.
 sparename: This is why I always feel jet-lagged
 WaffleIron: I LIKE CLOCKHORN!
Image 209801   10-16-17   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
218
 
 Science: Probably still tastes good
 kornisjon: They're not meant to be shared anyway
 apoxia: How do you fuck up cookies this much?
 Not A Bot: No, Patrick.
 wolfpk: One word, eggs
 WaffleIron: @craftjunk : There's no such thing!
Image 209800   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
295
 
 goldman sachs: @Nope He shares a fashion sense with Robert Dayton
 Jeffrat: But you know those news folks just want to show both sides of every story, even if one side is smoking crack.
 tib gubb: best answer yet
 Nope: its Nardwuar the human serviette! (the guy who isnt kid cudi)
Image 209799   10-16-17   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
257
 
 kornisjon: He has a bone to pick with his parents
 square44: wonder if he says the Moon landings were fake
 Life Whacker: You know what ol Jack Mehoff always says at a time like this?
 BavidDowie: Son, do you have any idea how fast you were going?
 Greifer: in the flesh
 Jeffrat: He looks like a Jack.
 sparename: "Bundaberg" sounds rude
 ignatz: 'meh'
Image 209798   10-16-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
220
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 209797   10-16-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
133
 
 kornisjon: I like these, and I don't care who knows it!
 logono: STOP IT
 charlemagne: in memoriam for those we have lost
Image 209796   10-16-17   Uploaded by    eykei
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