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268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

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267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

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 Baby Jesus: Same
 carpwoman: I don't believe they spray urine.
 Bluetocracy: I am happy to tell you we've decided to pick you for the role of 'Old Man Shooing Kids From the Yard'. Welcome, aboard. Yes, yes. I'll get off your damn lawn, now.
 Pizza: @Bitcoin Burglar Marking your territory to scare away other candidates. Solid move.
Image 209528   10-15-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
 breadtoaster: Banging a flower?
 NoRagrets: Quietly waiting one turn for solar beam to charge.
 jochenau: Photosynthesizing, duh.
Image 209527   10-15-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
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 a sedated moose: @jazzjunkie his best.
 jazzjunkie: What the heck is venusaur doing?
 Greifer: seymour s. ghillie in his best suit... photographed 1835
Image 209526   10-15-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
 Gomi Day: faygo clogs the sprinkler heads pretty badly.
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit also do not attempt this is santa monica.
 Air Biscuit: Thats also the sound it makes when you tie a few knots in a garbage bag, tie the bag to the stick, elevate the garbage bag end and light the bottom of the bag on fire. This is best done at night so you can see the plastic lasers.
 Hosebag: Paging Dr. Zoidberg!
 jazzjunkie: Douglas Adams describes the noise as being like a hundred thousand people saying "wop."
 Derp Herpigan: @Callahan well, there's a difference between "whoop whoop" and "wee-eww wee-eww" and some people didn't know which meant fire so some clarification was necessary.
Image 209525   10-15-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
 Air Biscuit: Ive seen the equator, the dotted line is really fine and youve gotta lean in close to see it.
 Amy Housewine: Now scuttle the boat, quick.
Image 209524   10-15-17   Uploaded by    deathawaits
 Derp Herpigan: Plot twist, this picture was taken by Matthew, the brother not even mentioned.
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 Cami: Yeah. I'm the girl with Dylan, BITCH!
 Cami: And this is how Dylan learned the barista fancied him.
 FabricMan: @Pickle Dick And Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky
 Amy Housewine: Carl is with Dylan.
 Derp Herpigan: @abrahamx umm... I don't think that message would be accepted here.
 bug: plot twist: that's her legal name.
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 addend: Chris, there's an open-faced toasted bacon, tomato, and cheese sandwich with sausage balloons and sleep-cycle chart in the tropical landscape. Love, Mom.
 bug: Legend of Zelda bosses are getting weird.
Image 209521   10-15-17   Uploaded by    DOW
 Side Boob: This is what happens to those poor aliens that LMAO
 Not A Bot: As I see this it has 69 likes. I approve of this message.
Image 209520   10-15-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
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 WaffleIron: Carmen Sandioggo
 Hosebag: Fly-dog is gonna put a paw up yo' ass.
 Air Biscuit: Q: How neat is that? A: thats pretty neat.
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