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273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

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273224 FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

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 Spazstatic: @Not A Bot so are you using a neural network, or is there just random posting happening?
 Not A Bot: That's one way to cream that ass, I guess
Image 209408   10-14-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
 Teechur: Not sure how Batman feels about this.
 bug: Suitable for kid's birthday parties *and* bachelorette parties.
 burritos: Spiderman 5: The Circumcision of Spiderman
Image 209407   10-14-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
 Science: In a bizarre twist, the only one in this photo that is currently alive is the dog
 Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark Sadly, he dived on a muff, and was never seen again.
 Air Biscuit: Young bruce mcculloch?
 nuke em: @Mad Collager Because he looks like Jerry OConnell, and he knows how Jerry OConnell turned out
 Mad Collager: Well, he certainly looks more pleased about something than the others. What could it be?
 Teechur: I remember when I was a kid in the early 70s, my Dad had a t-shirt that said, "Save a tree, eat a beaver." He stopped wearing it for some reason.
 tib gubb: 'murica
 vape station: my god, i hope he's alright. this is so grainy and low quality, it must be his last known photo
Image 209406   10-14-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
 Hosebag: The Wonderful Flight to the Mushroom Planet.
Image 209405   10-14-17   Uploaded by    funy speling
 Rat-Butt: I see zebra butt...
 Mad Collager: @Hosebag @p nut Maybe he just ate a really messy hamburger.
 Hosebag: @p nut More likely a moose bite.
Image 209404   10-14-17   Uploaded by    reply
 Mad Collager: @fanny If anyone could pull it off, you could. It would certainly help you get through it to think of the "p" for president, in your address to him as small. In his case, it certainly is.
 fanny: @Mad Collager maybe my skills are needed now! I'd say "Mr. president (it's hard to say that without puking) how's your golf game? Oh and by the way could you please stop? everything? Could you please just stop?"
 Mad Collager: @fanny You are amazing! I would never've thought of the "ask an unrelated and appealing question" tactic. Once there's a regime change, there should be a spot open for you at the Department of State.
 fanny: @Mad Collager @Mr. Butt :) it was a couple of years ago... there were some frat type bros living across the street from me who were obnoxious and would blast terrible music and scream at all hours... when i finally had enough i went across the street and asked them if they had anything i could do a shot of... they tripped over themselves to get me some vodka, and i could hear wispers in the other room "dude the milf from across the street is here!" so we all did shots then i asked them nicely if they could turn the country music down, turns out they were playing country because they thought i liked it! after that they were no problem :)
 Fullhouse: Im confused as to who would wear that. If a MILF wears it, does mean she wants to F herself?
 kornisjon: Will definitely be bought by someone who doesn't know what that stands for.
 Mad Collager: @fanny @Mr. Butt Mine too! I bet you have a bunch, not just one.
 Teechur: Monday? I love Friday!
 Mr. Butt: @fanny Hold up...what was the MILF story? You have my attention....
 Derp Herpigan: My ideas lack fruition.
 fanny: @Mr. Butt :) at first i thought you were remembering my MILF story, but then i realized you were making an acronym :-P
 Mr. Butt: More Images Like @Fanny
 well duh: Exclusively at Walmart.
 Side Boob: Man I Love Farting
 a robot: Maybe I Like Felines
Image 209403   10-14-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
 Rat-Butt: Its ass exam time, bitch. Take a deep breath and hold it...NO CLINCHING! NO CLINCHING!!!
 addend: After all, the hamster could only crawl so far.
 Cami: El gato de Tony Stark.
 LurkedMoar: Viva la Gato
 bug: I thought you said I was just going to get a cat scan!
 pig 3: that cat has its head so far up the pinata's ass, I dont know where the candy ends and the cat begins...
Image 209402   10-14-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
 UnknownSample: Ooooo my names Carrot and I'm here to say...
 pleebles: Alpha carotene
 Honadd: "'SUUUPP, bro??"
Image 209401   10-14-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
 Troll: epic. this is so cool
Image 209400   10-14-17   Uploaded by    p nut
 Rat-Butt: So many little f**ks to give...
 Prostata: lol nice
 bug: Sometimes I think random wall texture graphics materialize in motel rooms. It's like God didn't do much quality control in the programming.
 Hosebag: Well this is grate.
Image 209399   10-14-17   Uploaded by    cj22
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