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249303  Joseph: Please stop.

249274  San DoDo: Wood praise again

249278  San DoDo: Most haunting work to date!

249282  San DoDo: Now what?

249307  charlemagne: keep it up greg and it'll be two pounds of flesh

249286  San DoDo: They're steaming mad!

249288  San DoDo: Now kiss

249289  San DoDo: This is your final warning..

249292  San DoDo: I like the one where they try to break castle gates with a computer ram, also goat ram in the PC

249295  San DoDo: Tubular!

249296  San DoDo: Oh fou shou, fou shou

249305  San DoDo: This is awesome, I hope there's like a Blockbuster gift card in the socks

249296  charlemagne: maybe I did, and maybe I didn't. in all the confusion I'm not so sure myself. but what you should be asking is if you feel lucky

249297  charlemagne: the trick is to hit the acceleration just as the number two appears on the screen, you get a little boost

249312  Knice: Craigslist said it had power steering.

249215  Prostata: they make an ointment for that now

249305  Knice: Very not funny.

249312  sparename: Can use the Car-Mool Lane

249213  Science: On the losing end of the wishbone, and I won't pretend I don't mind

249305  Mr. Whiskers: And inside the Apple Watch. And inside the floss. But inside the floss is oral hygiene - and that, my friend, is the true gift.

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1. Yurishiro
2. Felicity
3. tib gubb
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6. Robespierre
7. Scoo
8. Micro Jackson
9. ignatz
10. Air Biscuit

The top ten most commented-on images today:

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249049 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Shine Sounds neat :)

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 Astanapan: I find people who know what they want attractive.

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

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 5. Annoying Vegan : 3081 points
 6. ChubbyBuddy: 2900 points
 7. Not A Bot: 2833 points
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 9. fanny: 2546 points
10. tina: 2461 points
11. wordjones: 2013 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1917 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
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 XLY: What did the five fingers say to the face?
 Meachy: You got a lil something right... Ah... Nevermind.
 Yurishiro: Wow I'm purple!! I hope this phrase doesn't have a gross double meaning
 Yurishiro: @Catcat hey!
 Bubo: Lift your head: you are a woman of infinite worth.
 Prostata: protip: never use a UV light in a motel room.
 Catcat: Judging by the hand print, somebody was shoving her by the face.
 Catcat: @Yurishiro He just wanted to touch ladies
 Science: #209053 forgot to wash her hands after
 PenguinBartender: This Forensic Files episode is weird.
 DrinkMixMan: Gotta hand it to her
 Yurishiro: Saruman FINALLY understood how to conquer the world.
 SpaceCow: "Using this black light, we'll find out who ate all the donuts."
Image 209133   10-13-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Teechur: The last time I saw my little fox, he was standing in the middle of a wheat field, booping soap bubbles.
 Catcat: @Derp Herpigan *yiff*
 PenguinBartender: @Yurishiro Well, no. But I CAN tell you what the Fox does say?
 Ulillillia: Pop pop pop pop pa pop
 funny in the wall: pointy orange doggos are the best
 Yurishiro: FREEZE! Now can you tell me what did the fox wrong?
 Derp Herpigan: *boop* *pop*
Image 209132   10-13-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 carpwoman: @Derp Herpigan - And they said Saturday Night Live wasn't educational.
 Catcat: Here's what's making the glaciers melt: that guy. That asshole with a torch.
 jochenau: It's probably not a good idea to cast fire spells in an ice cave, the whole thing might melt and collapse.
 Yurishiro: Deepthroat just got real.
 Derp Herpigan: Anyone else think the torch looked like a uvula?
Image 209131   10-13-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Dr. Bathroom: Hi, I'm Dr. Marten.
 kazzy94: I should shave my legs, they'd look awesome.
 Not A Bot: Dell hates him for this one simple trick! .. and so does Sonic.
Image 209130   10-13-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
 Knice: Boop!
 OldKentuckyShark: Elephant seal meets elephant
 OldKentuckyShark: Elephant seal meets elephant
Image 209129   10-13-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Catcat: @Spray Tan don't know about you yankee's, but you can get 10 cent store credit here for a can... or a bottle. We recycle the fuck out of those.
 Catcat: The Alabama rattlecan!
 DrinkMixMan: Go home drunk, youre snek
 Yurishiro: beer:"LOL I'M SNAKE"
Image 209128   10-13-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
 Micro Jackson: Capyvating
 Prostata: Capybaras don't breed, they just use the Photoshop clone tool.
 Catcat: @when so Capybrats.
 Ihminen: Oh my god I'm purple! thank you it's an honor!
 Ihminen: what? all i see is a capybara and some similarily colored quinea pigs
 Yurishiro: God even as babies they have the -Whatever I don't give a shit dude- face
 when so: capybabies!
Image 209127   10-13-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Bubo: I had a cat who wished she could do this, if her approach to folk just walkin' by was anything to go on...
 Catcat: I thank you for using this image to celebrate my temporary repurpling. You should have added one more cat,tho.
 Yurishiro: Those beams.
 jochenau: @Derp Herpigan @a sedated moose :o I've been repurplified too!
 Derp Herpigan: @a sedated moose hey, I'm purple again too! Gonna enjoy it while it lasts.
 when so: just a little bit cuter than thermonuclear mass annihilation
 Coolguy: If I had to chose a way to die, Id go with this scenario.
 a sedated moose: BANANA
 Knice: It's about damn time.
Image 209126   10-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want.
 Bubo: The sentiment is pure modern art. The picture... isn't.
 Not A Bot: I'm pretty sure that's actually a tiny bear
 SpaceCow: "I know now that I must destroy humanity." Peter said quietly.
 Yurishiro: @WaffleIron I was purple too for a moment! No idea what happened!
 a sedated moose: FILTER
 WaffleIron: Looks purple! Cause I feel purple!
 OldKentuckyShark: Bojack Horseman?
Image 209125   10-13-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
 BavidDowie: moo
 grizzly: @Mr. Shine my wife found them on the interwebs and I loved them so much. I wanted to share with y'all!
 Mr. Shine: @grizzly, thank you for posting all these pictures of highland cows
 SpaceCow: "Well, I never. Harumpfh."
 Yurishiro: Hmpf!
 Korrok: I'm okay with this.
 a sedated moose: BANANA
 Knice: More dignity than I'll ever manage.
Image 209124   10-13-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
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