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237839  some guy : "Oh my damn" -- Martin Lawrence

237800  Butcherboy: I dont like this

237684  some guy : Instructions unclear, drove 55 on I-54 to fifth ave while drinking quarter tank gasoline.

237798  Mr. Shine: Are these from ALDI?

237800  Mr. Shine: "GET 'EM!!"

237687  some guy : or mug

237392  Mr Bleak: Elon Musk launch prototype.

237398  Mr Bleak: Groot: Spiky edition.

237400  Mr Bleak: @Astanapan My guess would be there is a bar nearby...

237824  barfolomew: @Captain Marsupial this one not sexy enough for you?

237819  Mr. Shine: @glenalec that's how I did it. Good job!

237403  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay I have. :blush:

237699  some guy : Windowlicky

237823  Mr. Shine: Somebody died for that.

237408  Mr Bleak: Had to visit a customer, so I put on my suit and noticed something in the pocket. Started pulling it out and ... it was very red, very lacy, and Herself had noticed. Now, I *knew* is wasn't underwear, or if it was I had no idea how it got there, but I was crapping myself - who would believe that knickers "appeared" in my pocket without my knowledge? I opened it, and ... A red hairnet, from my last visit to a chocolate factory.

237838  tib gubb: #woke

237810  tib gubb: ...tempting, but i'm gonna have to pass on that one

237837  jochenau: Even the ants are asking: "What is this, a website for zooplankton?"

237411  Mr Bleak: Looks like a normal day in Detroit...

237812  tib gubb: i need that for taking elfies

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237588 Felicity: @a robot Ah, thank you!

237623 grizzly: That mother clucker...

237594 XLY: its a percentage of the service quality, not the total $ amount

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237582 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb YES

237612 fanny: @fanny (about the mega) vvvv

237717 E. HONDA: that means they won't put them in a fashionable hospital gown

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

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11. homeless: 2182 points
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 Mr Bleak: @sparename I'll swap the egg for more bacon.
 raditzu: "heavy breathing"
 Science: Beans for breakfast is just wrong, folks. It's just wrong.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: step back from the buffet.
 sparename: FRIED BREAD IS NICE! though I will swap your bacon for more sausages
 Dan Tagonistic: This is not Fry Up Police
 Spazstatic: I want this.
 WTF: Where's the party?
Image 208989   10-12-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
 Quackzy: "What are they selling?!"
 Spazstatic: They went into a food coma just looking at it.
 Felicity: Remember /Terrorvision/ (1986)?
Image 208988   10-12-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
 Korrok: I've seen worse.
 Mr. Shine: @Ulillillia v v v first five minutes of the film.
 Mr. Shine: You can watch the first five minutes here.
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Shine Could make a good audio book if nothing else.
 Mr. Shine: I know a guy, wrote a full-length animated film, showed the script to Leslie Nielsen, Leslie loved it, recorded an entire performance as one of the main characters, and then passed away soon after. So this guy has Leslie Nielsen's final performance on tape, but because he's not studio-affiliated, he's having trouble raising money to pay the cost for good animation. Mr. Nielsen's final performance, and the world may never get to hear it.
Image 208987   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
 Shay: Rage Notes Against the Machine
 Side Boob: The Shareef don't like it. Rock my snack down. Rock my snack down.
 Spazstatic: "rock my snack down" sounds like a euphemism.
 Sadbot: Civilization is only three unsatisfactory vending machine interactions away from collapse
Image 208986   10-12-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
 Rev80: Wow.. that's really too young to be taking rips off a cannon bong.. Bad parenting!
 Dr Awkward: Well at least her brother is no longer pretending the cannon is his wee wee #181458
 Shay: FIRE!
 Ulillillia: voters.jpg
Image 208985   10-12-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
 Mr Bleak: Cloudinantal drift.
 Bubo: Massive shearing of ice shelf imminent!
 WaffleIron: @Amy Housewine : Looks more like wingtip vorticies.
 Felicity: Fin track of cloud shark
 Amy Housewine: Is that this 'chemtrails' thing I keep hearing about?
Image 208984   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Defiance
 Amy Housewine: Don't be sad, 'cos two outta three ain't bad.
 sparename: Every day is missing some bit of fun..
 Shay: Must be a lefty.
Image 208983   10-12-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
 Felicity: As played by Stefan Gierasch
Image 208982   10-12-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
 Spazstatic: Yes you are! And I got your widdle tail!
 jochenau: Tiny sharks are the best.
Image 208981   10-12-17   Uploaded by    beckybecky
 SpaceCow: You always feel special until you find out everyone gets accepted for a Target card.
 tib gubb: oh cool, did i win something?
 funny in the wall: @WaffleIron I got an MBA acceptance letter in a small envelope... It's like these people don't even follow rules anymore.
 WaffleIron: They write it on the front of the envelope? Kids these days have it so easy.
Image 208980   10-12-17   Uploaded by    wordjones
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