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237839  some guy : "Oh my damn" -- Martin Lawrence

237800  Butcherboy: I dont like this

237684  some guy : Instructions unclear, drove 55 on I-54 to fifth ave while drinking quarter tank gasoline.

237798  Mr. Shine: Are these from ALDI?

237800  Mr. Shine: "GET 'EM!!"

237687  some guy : or mug

237392  Mr Bleak: Elon Musk launch prototype.

237398  Mr Bleak: Groot: Spiky edition.

237400  Mr Bleak: @Astanapan My guess would be there is a bar nearby...

237824  barfolomew: @Captain Marsupial this one not sexy enough for you?

237819  Mr. Shine: @glenalec that's how I did it. Good job!

237403  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay I have. :blush:

237699  some guy : Windowlicky

237823  Mr. Shine: Somebody died for that.

237408  Mr Bleak: Had to visit a customer, so I put on my suit and noticed something in the pocket. Started pulling it out and ... it was very red, very lacy, and Herself had noticed. Now, I *knew* is wasn't underwear, or if it was I had no idea how it got there, but I was crapping myself - who would believe that knickers "appeared" in my pocket without my knowledge? I opened it, and ... A red hairnet, from my last visit to a chocolate factory.

237838  tib gubb: #woke

237810  tib gubb: ...tempting, but i'm gonna have to pass on that one

237837  jochenau: Even the ants are asking: "What is this, a website for zooplankton?"

237411  Mr Bleak: Looks like a normal day in Detroit...

237812  tib gubb: i need that for taking elfies

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237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237594 XLY: its a percentage of the service quality, not the total $ amount

237623 grizzly: That mother clucker...

237582 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb YES

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237588 Felicity: @a robot Ah, thank you!

237717 E. HONDA: that means they won't put them in a fashionable hospital gown

237612 fanny: @fanny (about the mega) vvvv

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 Warrax: Merry Stankhoes to all, and to all a good night!
Image 208965   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
 a robot: Kids are so stupid.
 Spazstatic: I'm sorry, officer. I thought it was someone shouting that the roof was on fire, and I was not about to let the mother f**ker burn.
 Felicity: Rad for newspaper copy set in Times
 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 You're too fire.
 dangerkeith3000: New Mixtape is my stripper name.
Image 208964   10-12-17   Uploaded by    why the long face
 Teechur: @westerner Did you mean "on" or "along" here? I wonder if "along" is a switcherino.
 VoR: Fuck your sleep
Image 208963   10-12-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
 Entertainmentalist: Muckman and Joe Eyeball
 Ronick: This looks familar
 Shay: I had this toy as kid, so much ooze.
 White Rice: @dangerkeith3000 I don't think that was this characters name. Toxie was just in toxic crusader/avengers, but this is a TMNT character. His whole thing was he & the little green guy in his garbage can-backpack were garbage men, then ooze, now literal garbage-men (so, Toxie, but kid friendly & not the toxie cartoon, which was weird with how clean it was)
 Mr. Shine: This takes me back.
 dangerkeith3000: Fuck yeah, Toxie
Image 208962   10-12-17   Uploaded by    kensin
 kazzy94: A blind guy in China had a couple pet bears because he thought they pups when he found them.
 dangerkeith3000: Teach it to ride a bicycle.
 Sadbot: "Well-meaning ignoramuses with no actual knowledge of wildlife" can be said of most U.S. citizen/North American animal interactions
 Amy Housewine: CATS ARE NICE
Image 208961   10-12-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
 Mr Bleak: @Shay There is: they taste good. Porkish, but low in fat.
 Shay: Capybaras do look rad and chill AF to have as a pet, but there must be a good reason why they're not widely domesticated as pets.
 Robespierre: This whole site's gone CapyCRAZY!
 Prostata: they should just rename capybaras RADbaras
 WaffleIron: Found Puppy.
Image 208960   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
 dangerkeith3000: ...and these are their stories *bonk bonk*
Image 208959   10-12-17   Uploaded by    steve
 NoRagrets: @Felicity everyone and everything else is made of chocolate so we can assume he craps actual chocolate.
 Felicity: @FunkyDrunk Also, either the planet will get so small it wont be able to hold on to its atmosphere, or he will poo out enough mass to maintain the size of the planet but will be living on a planet made of poo
 dangerkeith3000: @FunkyDrunk If he has sex with the chocolate, and impregnates it, it can give birth to more chocolate which he can then eat.
Image 208958   10-12-17   Uploaded by    canada
 Mr Bleak: Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Master, The Queen?
 Science: "Do you have the pink slime that's not pink, but just a sort of varicose color?"
 funny in the wall: h.r. giger is pleased
 Mr. Butt: Found puppy.
 dangerkeith3000: Clever girl...
 VoR: That's a big cat
 Air Biscuit: "My, what an interesting shadow."
Image 208957   10-12-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
 Shay: This isn't weed, doc.
 antipatterns: NoTalkingPlz
 Amy Housewine: Finally Daffy got control of the artist's brush and had his revenge for "Duck Amuck".
 Not A Bot: Internet: where men are men, women are also men, and some of both are cats
 Robespierre: Why is Bugs still smiling? That looks painful.
Image 208956   10-12-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
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