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237839  some guy : "Oh my damn" -- Martin Lawrence

237800  Butcherboy: I dont like this

237684  some guy : Instructions unclear, drove 55 on I-54 to fifth ave while drinking quarter tank gasoline.

237798  Mr. Shine: Are these from ALDI?

237800  Mr. Shine: "GET 'EM!!"

237687  some guy : or mug

237392  Mr Bleak: Elon Musk launch prototype.

237398  Mr Bleak: Groot: Spiky edition.

237400  Mr Bleak: @Astanapan My guess would be there is a bar nearby...

237824  barfolomew: @Captain Marsupial this one not sexy enough for you?

237819  Mr. Shine: @glenalec that's how I did it. Good job!

237403  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay I have. :blush:

237699  some guy : Windowlicky

237823  Mr. Shine: Somebody died for that.

237408  Mr Bleak: Had to visit a customer, so I put on my suit and noticed something in the pocket. Started pulling it out and ... it was very red, very lacy, and Herself had noticed. Now, I *knew* is wasn't underwear, or if it was I had no idea how it got there, but I was crapping myself - who would believe that knickers "appeared" in my pocket without my knowledge? I opened it, and ... A red hairnet, from my last visit to a chocolate factory.

237838  tib gubb: #woke

237810  tib gubb: ...tempting, but i'm gonna have to pass on that one

237837  jochenau: Even the ants are asking: "What is this, a website for zooplankton?"

237411  Mr Bleak: Looks like a normal day in Detroit...

237812  tib gubb: i need that for taking elfies

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237588 Felicity: @a robot Ah, thank you!

237623 grizzly: That mother clucker...

237594 XLY: its a percentage of the service quality, not the total $ amount

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237582 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb YES

237612 fanny: @fanny (about the mega) vvvv

237717 E. HONDA: that means they won't put them in a fashionable hospital gown

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

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 Spazstatic: Man, I only get Bibles in my hotel night stands. Maybe an occasional Torah.
 Warrax: Everything you need to safely shove that gun straight up your ass.
 Hosebag: Don't mix up the pepper spray with the lube. Unless you are into that sort of thing... Who am I to judge.
 Mr. Shine: Lotta mixed messages here.
 Robespierre: THIS IS SPARTA
 bug: Someone is REALLY prepared for the Fuck, Kill, or Marry game.
 grizzly: Swiss Navy is an interesting name for a personal lubricant.
 Side Boob: Someone is ready for everything. Except a fire.
 Knice: There's no shame in honest work.
Image 208935   10-12-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
 Hosebag: Congratulations Mr. Hannda, it's a ... cat.
 Himesama: "Unhand me wench!"
 Side Boob: @Mr Bleak He's just extra cuddly
 AlexDeLarge: Mister business!
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob That's a Fat Cat!
 Side Boob: That's a big kitty!
Image 208934   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Hosebag: Mr. Prickles is starting to look like my 4th grade teacher.
 Robespierre: After the kayaking.
 Himesama: I look exactly like this when I watch my Horror movie marathon.
 Side Boob: RAD for small bundle of sticks :P
 Ulillillia: Sometimes, you don't have to go fast
Image 208933   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Yam
 sparename: "I think I'm picking up Radio Mexico"
 Hosebag: They went "that way".
Image 208932   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
 sparename: Curl up and die
 Side Boob: Sweep, you fool! SWEEP!
 Hosebag: So there IS a wrong way to eat a Reeses.
 Air Biscuit: Youre only supposed to put the slippery pad thing on one shoe.
 bug: *Girling
 WaffleIron: Canadian winter break dancing, a demo event at the next Winter Olympics.
Image 208931   10-12-17   Uploaded by    space
 Himesama: I know they are evil but I still love them.
Image 208930   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Air Biscuit: @Himesama leave all the lights off all of the time and buy a solar powered lantern to use at night.
 Cami: I thought of the Rick and Morty light switch scene.
 Himesama: Just leave every light off for as long as you can. Natural light is better.
 Butcherboy: The bottom left screw isn't aligned.
 joxxuh: I tell you: the left switch is the one that is on the left side. Onbthe other side (right side) yiu find the switch which is the right switch. The left switch is on left from the right one, which is on the other side, called the right side.
 Side Boob: I just bought wi-fi lights and an Echo and don't care any more :P
 Zukero: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
 Ihminen: it took me the first 2 years of owning my car to remember wich way to turn the key to lock and unlock the door
 WaffleIron: Wire them once, remember forever.
Image 208929   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
 SpaceCow: Followed by partly shrunken heads until late in the evening.
 Mr. Shine: @FabricMan It was right, though.
 FabricMan: Weather forecasts are getting bizarre
Image 208928   10-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 BavidDowie: This is how they date the earliest known colonoscopy.
 Mr. Shine: "We saw what you did there."
 bug: Sunday forecast...
 dangerkeith3000: This is frightening
 Yurishiro: WE ARE HUNGRY.
Image 208927   10-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Bubo: That Callaghan cartoon: a fly spreading brown stuff on toast from a jar labelled "I Can't Believe It's Not Shit" - just been making chocolate spread sandwiches for my wife (post-operation) & pissing myself with laughter.
 humanfog: @copunter agreed
 sparename: They now make their money by overpricing Crematorium Urns
 Air Biscuit: I cant believe the butter is gone.
 Hosebag: I can't believe it's not memories of butter.
 Himesama: Making you into desserts. I love you butter.
 dangerkeith3000: Paula Dean's Memoirs...
 electrode: And all these... moments... will be lost, like butter... in the pan.
 Greifer: aah, the old days
 cenecia: Butter, forever in my heart.
 copunter: waiting for butter days ahead
Image 208926   10-12-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
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