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210580  dobbiesdoogs: nice, cazh peen

210584  icloud: more like 'best 2 minutes of your life'

210501  Jabberwikket: @Christina probably laminated sticky notes...

210577  kazzy94: Haha yeah

210567  Annoying Vegan : Some robots have excellent taste in dog photos.

210584  tane: 2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

210491  apoxia: @Christina Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal.

210562  Teechur: Do her pants have a camera-friendly hole?

210563  Teechur: Perhaps the wavy ones are just more outgoing.

210569  funny in the wall: like the naked lady but what' with all the sinks/toilets/bidets?

210567  Teechur: @PenguinBartender Yes, definitely mlem.

210575  dangerkeith3000: How is there fire under water?

210572  Teechur: Mike Wazowski!

210575  Ulillillia: @logan Karma?

210574  Dr Awkward: @WaffleIron Well call me a monkey's Uncle

210568  Cami: You get a little bonkers when you have nothing to eat but puffin meat.

210531  Larry Xmas: You mean a longtime monogamous partner is supposed to be included in this lifestyle??!!

210551  dangerkeith3000: There were lots and lots of skid marks.

210571  Cami: The cat is reconsidering life with you.

210564  dangerkeith3000: Is grafetti that Italian ice cream?

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210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210540 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".

210491 apoxia: @Christina Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal.

210528 Cami: @Yurishiro I like that reply. Another good one I've heard was that from the cover you can see what it's going to cost.

210563 Teechur: Perhaps the wavy ones are just more outgoing.

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210467 Yurishiro: Cut the cord you baby planet!

210512 sirgallium: The weinermobile is in trouble

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship



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Score:
235
 
 Spazstatic: Man, I only get Bibles in my hotel night stands. Maybe an occasional Torah.
 Warrax: Everything you need to safely shove that gun straight up your ass.
 Hosebag: Don't mix up the pepper spray with the lube. Unless you are into that sort of thing... Who am I to judge.
 Mr. Shine: Lotta mixed messages here.
 Robespierre: THIS IS SPARTA
 bug: Someone is REALLY prepared for the Fuck, Kill, or Marry game.
 grizzly: Swiss Navy is an interesting name for a personal lubricant.
 Side Boob: Someone is ready for everything. Except a fire.
 Knice: There's no shame in honest work.
Image 208935   10-12-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
331
 
 Hosebag: Congratulations Mr. Hannda, it's a ... cat.
 Himesama: "Unhand me wench!"
 Side Boob: @Mr Bleak He's just extra cuddly
 AlexDeLarge: Mister business!
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob That's a Fat Cat!
 Side Boob: That's a big kitty!
Image 208934   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
683
 
 Hosebag: Mr. Prickles is starting to look like my 4th grade teacher.
 Robespierre: After the kayaking.
 Himesama: I look exactly like this when I watch my Horror movie marathon.
 Side Boob: RAD for small bundle of sticks :P
 Ulillillia: Sometimes, you don't have to go fast
Image 208933   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
434
 
 sparename: "I think I'm picking up Radio Mexico"
 Hosebag: They went "that way".
Image 208932   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
357
 
 sparename: Curl up and die
 Side Boob: Sweep, you fool! SWEEP!
 Hosebag: So there IS a wrong way to eat a Reeses.
 Air Biscuit: Youre only supposed to put the slippery pad thing on one shoe.
 bug: *Girling
 Prostata: XTREME CURLING!
 WaffleIron: Canadian winter break dancing, a demo event at the next Winter Olympics.
Image 208931   10-12-17   Uploaded by    space
Score:
484
 
 Himesama: I know they are evil but I still love them.
Image 208930   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
451
 
 Air Biscuit: @Himesama leave all the lights off all of the time and buy a solar powered lantern to use at night.
 Cami: I thought of the Rick and Morty light switch scene.
 Himesama: Just leave every light off for as long as you can. Natural light is better.
 Butcherboy: The bottom left screw isn't aligned.
 Aufziehvogel: I tell you: the left switch is the one that is on the left side. Onbthe other side (right side) yiu find the switch which is the right switch. The left switch is on left from the right one, which is on the other side, called the right side.
 Side Boob: I just bought wi-fi lights and an Echo and don't care any more :P
 Zukero: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
 Ihminen: it took me the first 2 years of owning my car to remember wich way to turn the key to lock and unlock the door
 WaffleIron: Wire them once, remember forever.
Image 208929   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
398
 
 SpaceCow: Followed by partly shrunken heads until late in the evening.
 Mr. Shine: @FabricMan It was right, though.
 FabricMan: Weather forecasts are getting bizarre
 Mr. Butt: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
Image 208928   10-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
341
 
 BavidDowie: This is how they date the earliest known colonoscopy.
 Mr. Shine: "We saw what you did there."
 bug: Sunday forecast...
 dangerkeith3000: This is frightening
 Yurishiro: WE ARE HUNGRY.
Image 208927   10-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
337
 
 Bubo: That Callaghan cartoon: a fly spreading brown stuff on toast from a jar labelled "I Can't Believe It's Not Shit" - just been making chocolate spread sandwiches for my wife (post-operation) & pissing myself with laughter.
 humanfog: @copunter agreed
 sparename: They now make their money by overpricing Crematorium Urns
 Air Biscuit: I cant believe the butter is gone.
 Hosebag: I can't believe it's not memories of butter.
 Himesama: Making you into desserts. I love you butter.
 dangerkeith3000: Paula Dean's Memoirs...
 Aufziehvogel: And all these... moments... will be lost, like butter... in the pan.
 Greifer: aah, the old days
 cenecia: Butter, forever in my heart.
 copunter: waiting for butter days ahead
Image 208926   10-12-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
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