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258378  Spazstatic: Huh, that's not what the flag means to me.

258374  sparename: Don't skip tyre day

258332  ignatz: They did work for an outfit called the Asylum tho..

257459  Mr Bleak: I'd watch it.

257468  Mr Bleak: He followed the iPhone instructions, is all.

257469  Mr Bleak: Dr. Seuss reboot looking good "The Cat Is The Hat".

257474  Mr Bleak: @Shay Tell him Nickelback and he'll go away faster.

257477  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know where --this-- is going.

257479  Mr Bleak: Who doesn't?

258337  charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258383  WTF: She was asked by the flight attendant to "please, put your seat back forward".

258268  Felicity: In a restaurant, in a West End town

258272  Felicity: Excellent

257276  Magdra: licorice smelled like death

258299  Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258285  Felicity: Total Perspective Vortex

258292  Felicity: Now to build them into hot rods and pretend they're gifts for the prince

258386  a robot: Klassy!

258394  withak: Arnold as a person is maybe not so good, but Arnold as hunky man-candy is pretty great

258394  randomhobo: I also can hold up a snifter of cognac

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1. Mr. Shine
2. dangerkeith3000
3. Robespierre
4. Scoo
5. tib gubb
6. Knice
7. Side Boob
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9. Solemn
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258270 berlin: me too



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angry uploaded 258013 (812 points)
InfiniteZero uploaded 258199 (805 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 258154 (776 points)
cran vodka uploaded 257887 (773 points)
chemical uploaded 257894 (768 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
Warrax uploaded 257963 (760 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
salmiakki uploaded 257890 (754 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 258302 (752 points)


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 6. NotHuman: 2224 points
 7. god666: 2117 points
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 9. bromide: 1819 points
10. burritos: 1764 points
11. logan: 1740 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. Drunk Orc: 1670 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1668 points
15. nathan: 1661 points
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Score:
357
 
 sparename: Curl up and die
 Side Boob: Sweep, you fool! SWEEP!
 Hosebag: So there IS a wrong way to eat a Reeses.
 Air Biscuit: Youre only supposed to put the slippery pad thing on one shoe.
 bug: *Girling
 Prostata: XTREME CURLING!
 WaffleIron: Canadian winter break dancing, a demo event at the next Winter Olympics.
Image 208931   10-12-17   Uploaded by    space
Score:
508
 
 Himesama: I know they are evil but I still love them.
Image 208930   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
451
 
 Air Biscuit: @Himesama leave all the lights off all of the time and buy a solar powered lantern to use at night.
 Cami: I thought of the Rick and Morty light switch scene.
 Himesama: Just leave every light off for as long as you can. Natural light is better.
 Butcherboy: The bottom left screw isn't aligned.
 joxxuh: I tell you: the left switch is the one that is on the left side. Onbthe other side (right side) yiu find the switch which is the right switch. The left switch is on left from the right one, which is on the other side, called the right side.
 Side Boob: I just bought wi-fi lights and an Echo and don't care any more :P
 Zukero: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
 Ihminen: it took me the first 2 years of owning my car to remember wich way to turn the key to lock and unlock the door
 WaffleIron: Wire them once, remember forever.
Image 208929   10-12-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
398
 
 SpaceCow: Followed by partly shrunken heads until late in the evening.
 Mr. Shine: @FabricMan It was right, though.
 FabricMan: Weather forecasts are getting bizarre
 Mr. Butt: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
Image 208928   10-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
341
 
 BavidDowie: This is how they date the earliest known colonoscopy.
 Mr. Shine: "We saw what you did there."
 bug: Sunday forecast...
 Callahan: This is frightening
 ethernet: WE ARE HUNGRY.
Image 208927   10-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
337
 
 Bubo: That Callaghan cartoon: a fly spreading brown stuff on toast from a jar labelled "I Can't Believe It's Not Shit" - just been making chocolate spread sandwiches for my wife (post-operation) & pissing myself with laughter.
 humanfog: @copunter agreed
 sparename: They now make their money by overpricing Crematorium Urns
 Air Biscuit: I cant believe the butter is gone.
 Hosebag: I can't believe it's not memories of butter.
 Himesama: Making you into desserts. I love you butter.
 jimbiscuit: Paula Dean's Memoirs...
 electrode: And all these... moments... will be lost, like butter... in the pan.
 Greifer: aah, the old days
 cenecia: Butter, forever in my heart.
 copunter: waiting for butter days ahead
Image 208926   10-12-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
406
 
 El hefe: Get me ome peanut butter
 SharkysMachine: This some good weed, Stimpy
 peeper: Snoop doggy dogg!
 ignatz: Aderpable
Image 208925   10-12-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
343
 
 El hefe: @Robespierre it's a nude beach
 Sharkface: Your girlfriend would look better in a bikini.
 Himesama: Tell your girlfriend to stop pouting on vacation
 omgpro: This seahorse is weird.
 Side Boob: Can your girlfriend swim?
 WaffleIron: Standard romance novel cover.
Image 208924   10-12-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
262
 
 Hokie333: @fanny "I mean, when you say you're in Paris, whatever you do in Paris, it has this veneer of sophistication. It's like, Paris! 'I had lunch in Paris', 'I was shopping in Paris', 'I took a shit in Paris'... Some guy says 'I took a shit in Baltimore.' 'Git da fuck outta here!' "--Richard Belzer
 soccer: Accommodations at the Hipster Hotel, Paris, leave something to be desired for non-hipsters.
 fanny: you don't go to paris to crap, so who cares?
 Mr Bleak: @jeffrey If you have to ask, you seriously don't want to know. And you really don't want to touch the handle.
 Booty Kicker: Think what you want, Paris is magical.
 raditzu: Paris - overrated nowadays.
 Zukero: Standard flat in Paris, unless you're a bilionnaire.
 ignatz: Welp, the ad wasn't lying..
Image 208923   10-12-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
151
 
 sparename: If you know what's good for you, don't examine *MY* fingers
 Hosebag: @Felicity All RIGHT. What about Cliff Richards?
 Black Jesus: Cool, new season of /Young Ones/
 Zukero: Looks like an analog game of tetris to me.
Image 208922   10-12-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
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