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257992  ThoughtlessGentleman: this was probably hilarious when two incomes werent necessary to keep a house going.

257994  Robespierre: @Sadbot Are you German? You may have to be German.

258010  Ihminen: the theme song started playing in my head pretty much automatically... mmmm that sweet synth sound

257990  NoRagrets: I know this gets downvoted most of the time when it pops up, but it always gets a chuckle out of me. I think its because of the off the wall, coming from everywhere absurdity of it. And the bad art.

258001  VoR: Thiiiiink pink

257996  NoRagrets: Is this taking a stab at the fact that victims only get royalty money and not all the proceeds?

257998  NoRagrets: @Felicity gonna go with black panther costume on either a sonic character or banjo kazooie character

257979  AlexDeLarge: What not to do at a stop light

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I guess it's a thing that they always play that song during the 7th inning stretch at Fenway

257996  Robespierre: @DrinkMixMan If it is, he sure hasn't aged well. But even if it is ... why would he be singing that song to victims? "Good times never felt so good," and all that? Something tells me that being sprayed with pressure cooker shrapnel doesn't constitute a good time, and probably doesn't feel very good, either.

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I believe that's Neil Diamond in the picture?

257984  Robespierre: Moistness detected

257990  Robespierre: DadJokes, amirite?

257994  Robespierre: The Inscrutable Twitterfeed

257996  Robespierre: Waitaminit. "Sings 'Sweet Caroline' ... for Boston bombing victims..." The only "Sweet Caroline" I know is the Neil Diamond composition; like, what's the connection? Or am I missing something?

257996  addend: Truly, he's a gem.

257997  Felicity: I've been stood up before

257999  Felicity: The person on the bottom looks like David Bowie from the cover of Aladdin Sane

257992  addend: @Knice Dad says keep the clown for later.

258008  MamboNumber6: Big tears tho

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257969 Mr. Shine: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.

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257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

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 Ulillillia: When you reach purple you become a member of the International Banana Association.
 Hosebag: .....and this is not the story of that man....
 Christina: Apples!
 spydermon: Thats a beautiful b@n@n@. Not too green, not too brown.
 VoR: I need a apple for scale - this could be friggin huge, like, massive huge.
 Mad Collager: @WTF Well, who would believe in a superhero named "Captain Girl" in the 1940s anyway? Of course, if she's a superheroine, that's a different story.
 BavidDowie: How he didn't slip, I'll never know
 Prostata: and then had diarrhea for 3 days
 Whatever: And yet, it may go extinct in the next 20 years like the Gros Michel did in the 1950s.
 WTF: Unfortunately Marvel Comic's "Captain Chiquita" never was a hit.
Image 208512   10-10-17   Uploaded by    grace
 duckybox: hahaha @Hosebag
 Hosebag: @UltraBeverly I heard that!
 UltraBeverly: I bet whomever owns this drives a Prius/Tesla
 VoR: Not a bed.
 WTF: @Mr. Whiskers I look at it and see 'It has to be expensive AF to heat that place'.
 Mr. Whiskers: I look at this like most look at a beach pic
Image 208511   10-10-17   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
 ironmaiden: I miss TV credits and titles in Dom Casual
 VoR: "Terms" sounds like Doctor slang for death.
 tehghost: I prefer twist and shout actually
 dobbiesdoogs: no thanks i'm good
Image 208510   10-10-17   Uploaded by    skylark
 piranharama: So she's looking for her father?
 Shay: That Laughing Chewbacca lady is pushing her luck.
 Amy Housewine: Mercy, that's a big hat.
 original og: Go fuck yourself Ginger.
 kazzy94: Obviously, she has a thing for guys with deep voice.
 VoR: She knows all about Star-trek.
 Whatever: Reminds me of my old PCP, who believed in torture before treatment...
 Science: Get your saur on, girl
 WTF: She's looking for a Bonnie and Clyde type relationship.
 ChubbyBuddy: vader is from battlestar not game of thrones, idiot
 tib gubb: i sometimes refer to my ex as "sauron", but this really isn't what i meant.
 Apple IIe: Ok so darth vader is dick now.
Image 208509   10-10-17   Uploaded by    jem
 VoR: swooshy
 skittles: Meaningful and interesting.
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 a robot: I, for one, welcome our new arachnid overlords.
 UltraBeverly: burp
 Christina: Nice catch!
 PenguinBartender: "Awwwww yisssssss."
 Joetato: An embarrassment of riches.
 VoR: Me against bots in COD. I am invincible!
 Science: Smorgasbord
 SomeCanadian: So many baby spiders will fall from the sky in Australia soon!
 San DoDo: Pretty fly for a spider
 Pikachu: Fucking camper
 rubix1924: carcasses rule everything around me
Image 208507   10-10-17   Uploaded by    eevee
 Hosebag: And the last time we heard from Susan, she was running down highway 405 and thought she was a potato.
 VoR: Hah! she is hysterical!
 Not A Bot: Huh huhuh...those flies are doin' it.
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 Cheesecake: Someone's been tipping trucks
 dobbiesdoogs: shhh they're sleeping
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 Air Biscuit: No!, use the peephole...
 VoR: Work: but you can crawl out, right?
 doindabs: A Canadian woman apologizing to the snow for the house door blocking it.
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 namaste: Human cake looking gray
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