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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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 jem: When an actual Peanuts lettering font is available for free, there is no excuse for not getting the lettering right
 Spazstatic: You skipped the great pumpkin, eh, Charlie Brown?
 jochenau: Is this supposed to be a political cartoon?
 Shay: CHARLIE BROWN YOU FRIGGIN' BLOCKHEAD!
Image 208255   10-08-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Score:
188
 
 my wheelhouse: And I want to be an anomaly, but here we are.
 Rat-Butt: And ppl in hell want ice cubes, to put in thier iced tea, which the drink my the lava lake, so what's your point?
 fanny: *Aggronaut
 WaffleIron: Dont we all.
Image 208254   10-08-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
329
 
 antipatterns: not worth it. i mean, he has to come out sometime, right?
 Nope: And thats how babies are made
 White Rice: Sometimes you just can't afford that second ticket to...whatever it is they're sneaking that one guy into.
 DangitBobby: " i would like ONE ticket to the Hobbit 5"
 WaffleIron: @Urn BooUrn human trafficking
 Urn BooUrn: What?
Image 208253   10-08-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
222
 
 djublonskopf: "But could I park here with a box? Could I park here with a fox?"
Image 208252   10-08-17   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
275
 
 Ulillillia: of something is bad enough, but something's coming over me to make me wonder
 Mr. Shine: Too Much is my dancin' name.
 clueful: If a little is good, then too much is fantastic
Image 208251   10-08-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
Image 208250 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mrmrmr. Boo, mrmrmr.
Score:
203
 
 Dr Awkward: Like snowflakes, scrotum prints are unique and special.
 Hosebag: Sorry but I always touch every mirror with my balls.
 Shay: Don't objectify me!
 ColdHotCool: Are air molecules OK?
Image 208249   10-08-17   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
411
 
 jochenau: In the event that your food catches fire, please reach over the open flame to turn off the burner using our terribly-placed range controls.
 sparename: Messiah-crowave
Image 208248   10-08-17   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
329
 
 boomboomboom: There's your problem...
 jochenau: If you put ball caps on one wall and plaid shorts on the other this could be a college bro's walk-in closet.
 PenguinBartender: "Two girls, two shirts!"
 Apple IIe: Perfect for blending in with the wall in 1983
 skillet: I wonder why theyre closing?
Image 208247   10-08-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
223
 
 Science: To find out who the hot chick on a show is.
 jochenau: Because the Wikipedia entry didn't show up on the first page of Google hits for some reason.
 Shay: To kill time when I should be working.
 sparename: To realise that I've misremembered significant movie-quotes, plot-points and other facts for many years
 Mr. Butt: To wack off.
Image 208246   10-08-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
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