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273631  Teh Simpson: Such a great show. The Veridian Dynamics fake commercials were the best

273621  Mexico: Together, we are Nirvana. We make music and quest for drugs.

273455  a robot: @TaintJuice Who are YOU? Your name makes me a little nervous

273610  Not A Bot: I like how she's just smiling like "I know what you think about at night"

273455  TaintJuice: @a robot who are you

273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

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2. Not A Bot
3. addend
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5. dangerkeith3000
6. ignatz
7. Teechur
8. Sadbot
9. Air Biscuit
10. Shay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.



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Gonzo uploaded 273109 (925 points)
BoiledEggs uploaded 273447 (868 points)
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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 273547 (849 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 273424 (846 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (801 points)
Troll uploaded 273112 (799 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
flowers uploaded 273486 (790 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
I Hate The Beatles uploaded 273545 (758 points)
psyops uploaded 273490 (737 points)
reagan uploaded 273276 (736 points)
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 5. Shay: 2187 points
 6. cran vodka: 2130 points
 7. Mexico: 1957 points
 8. daver: 1876 points
 9. norgu5: 1861 points
10. parrotsnest: 1814 points
11. BoiledEggs: 1727 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
13. Never AFK: 1632 points
14. skunkrocker: 1597 points
15. weirduncle: 1551 points
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 WaffleIron: Just in case youre wondering the distance between the front of you seat and the back of he one in front of you is roughly 2cm shorter than your femur.
 Hyphae: @melted plastic in my experience: yes, they don't ask for cash up front, but they usually still bill you- ...or they don't, but you gotta go to wherever they are driving, and hang out with their friends at county until your public defender works out a more reasonable tab
Image 207559   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
158
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 NoRagrets: 4 or 5 fingers is too hard
 Christina: 5 fingers is more of a learned pleasure.
 Hyphae: I know what you are thinking, but hey, I'll take the innuendo over the rusty refuse pile we all lovingly refer to as "4 Fingers and Some Tetanus Play structure"
Image 207558   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
186
 
 Mr. Shine: *Accidentally sees platypus card, vomits*
 a sedated moose: These Kama sutras are weird.
 SpaceCow: Drawing these two are far worse than the death card.
Image 207557   10-05-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
477
 
 Mr. Shine: "This cake was too crunchy! 2/10"
 PenguinBartender: Everything is awesome!
 jimbiscuit: Hope you guys love the taste of plastic
Image 207556   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
305
 
 Hyphae: Hey, Jimmy, I left my peril at home, can I borrow some of yours for some chips?
 PenguinBartender: *Remembers soda machine scene from Maximum Overdrive. Shudders*
 Warrax: Oh good, peril is exactly what I was looking for.
Image 207555   10-05-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
Score:
597
 
 Phum Munts: @Micro Jackson Same
 Micro Jackson: Being cute is fucking exhausting
Image 207554   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
608
 
 Mr Bleak: @grizzly There's an epic *something* that's for sure. X(
 grizzly: @BavidDowie Pretty sure there is an epic sword down there.
 Bitcoin Burglar: Mr Mojo, rising,
 BavidDowie: side-quest dungeon
 Catcat: So, ugh, how much for the supervillain lair?
 aristocat: Well, here i go, on my way to meet the Ninja Turtles
Image 207553   10-05-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
520
 
 SlapDaddy72: epic faceswap
 matos: Looks legit.
 Mr. Shine: Jeremy Wade is no joke.
 SpaceCow: This Michael Ironside is still a bit young and will be released back into its natural habitat.
 Catcat: And that's why you don't go catfishing
 ThoughtlessGentleman: seamless, natural, breathtakingly beautiful. a true masterpiece!!!! (froth)
Image 207552   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
367
 
 Micro Jackson: Nom Nom NOMA lites
 betamax: Cats are lites.
 Whatever: National Lampoons Christmas Vacation right?
 Catcat: Full of holiday cheer and copper wiring.
 tib gubb: @pleasing well a laptop charger typically runs about 5 watts at 6 volts, so there just isn't much juice running through them.
 a robot: #205218 says hi
 Ulillillia: 8 lives to go!
 Derp Herpigan: Seasons eatings.
Image 207551   10-05-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
830
 
 Mr Mumble: You sir, ate too many Xmas lights.
 Not A Bot: Wrapping arrow points at floor lint
 confession: Awesome eyes, feline
Image 207550   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
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