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257941  NoRagrets: I dont lie on the internet. That was a lie. Or was it?

257981  Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.

258002  DrNinjaman: American Schools: Congratulations! You have just completed the entirety of your education regarding other countries!

257992  ThoughtlessGentleman: this was probably hilarious when two incomes werent necessary to keep a house going.

257994  Robespierre: @Sadbot Are you German? You may have to be German.

258010  Ihminen: the theme song started playing in my head pretty much automatically... mmmm that sweet synth sound

257990  NoRagrets: I know this gets downvoted most of the time when it pops up, but it always gets a chuckle out of me. I think its because of the off the wall, coming from everywhere absurdity of it. And the bad art.

258001  VoR: Thiiiiink pink

257996  NoRagrets: Is this taking a stab at the fact that victims only get royalty money and not all the proceeds?

257998  NoRagrets: @Felicity gonna go with black panther costume on either a sonic character or banjo kazooie character

257979  AlexDeLarge: What not to do at a stop light

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I guess it's a thing that they always play that song during the 7th inning stretch at Fenway

257996  Robespierre: @DrinkMixMan If it is, he sure hasn't aged well. But even if it is ... why would he be singing that song to victims? "Good times never felt so good," and all that? Something tells me that being sprayed with pressure cooker shrapnel doesn't constitute a good time, and probably doesn't feel very good, either.

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I believe that's Neil Diamond in the picture?

257984  Robespierre: Moistness detected

257990  Robespierre: DadJokes, amirite?

257994  Robespierre: The Inscrutable Twitterfeed

257996  Robespierre: Waitaminit. "Sings 'Sweet Caroline' ... for Boston bombing victims..." The only "Sweet Caroline" I know is the Neil Diamond composition; like, what's the connection? Or am I missing something?

257996  addend: Truly, he's a gem.

257997  Felicity: I've been stood up before

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257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257926 Otterman: @Side Boob I have much to learn.

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

257969 Mr. Shine: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!



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 kornisjon: Close enough.
 greenbean: Ewan McGregor loves you too anyway.
Image 207328   10-04-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
177
 
 PenguinBartender: Well, it's filling me with the hates, so that's something.
 Mad Collager: That's not the proper British way to maintain a stiff upper lip. Hurrruuumph!
 Mr. Shine: At first I thought this was a tattoo, and made a disparaging remark, but then I realized this was either paint or marker.
Image 207327   10-04-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
415
 
 addend: This explains my diet.
Image 207326   10-04-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
311
 
 SpaceCow: Great, now you've turned your brother into a suit of armor.
 White Rice: We get it, you liked the first puzzle from The 7th Guest.
 Ulillillia: My clock only goes to 12
 KickassHellyeah: @nimbus Wait I just realized the finger might be still tracing the line instead of simply pointing. SOWWY
 A duck: @nimbus It's actually a lot more than 2.
Image 207325   10-04-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
374
 
Image 207324   10-04-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
817
 
 BILL DOOR: PUERTO RICO IS STILL AMERICAN TERRITORY. THEY ALSO LACK VOTING RIGHTS DESPITE PAYING TAXES AND SENDING A SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THEIR POPULATION TO SERVE IN THE AMERICAN MILITARY.
 DrinkMixMan: Maybe Puerto Rico is really Puerto Captain America, have you ever thought of that????
 Dr Awkward: @fanny Be careful not to touch any actual Puerto Rican's in the process
 Ulillillia: Too soon
 fanny: Just throw paper towel rolls at him if you don't like it
 Mr. Whiskers: Maybe he's Captain Sideways Texas
 Teechur: @aristocat Well, that's obviously where they got the idea for the flag then, right?
 Weather: Real eyes realize real lies though.
Image 207323   10-04-17   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
676
 
 Urn BooUrn: The dog did it.
 superfudge: 'Scuse me sir? your toilet paper scratched my anus.
Image 207322   10-04-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
Image 207321 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by RimLickinGood. Boo, RimLickinGood.
Score:
486
 
 sparename at pub: why, 2k is imminent! or is it only 200? colour smears on this tablet
 Niels Bohr: #Ohm face
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Wow!
 Whatever: You still have to watch out for STDs - software transmitted disease...
 Mr. Shine: Some people just don't have the capacitor for circuitous jokes.
 I Hate The Beatles: Close. But no.
 Teechur: These came from the family joules.
 UseYourName: I expected more resistance
Image 207320   10-04-17   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
206
 
 Air Biscuit: The splice ensures pepper continuity.
Image 207319   10-04-17   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
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