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268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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Score:
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 DrinkMixMan: I would hang with this guy
 Sprinkles: Rad for the "Girls on the Run" shirt. Good organization
 johnnyc: Ewan McGregor loves you.
 Whatever: Do astromech droids really qualify for handicap parking?
 WTF: It's so authentic it even has a replica of Kenny Baker's skeleton inside.
 well duh: There are so many impossibilities going on here it hurts my brain.
 eider: Disgusting in this day and age people are still allowed to leave the restraining bolt on their droid.
 Sadbot: And a good bweep-doodle-dee-doo to you as well
 rustedpeace: Weirdo.(voted rad)
Image 207318   10-04-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
230
 
 SpaceCow: In the back of every school recital.
 WTF: "I have a strange feeling that we're being watched."
Image 207317   10-04-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
608
 
 camellia: May I speak with Mr Sting, please?
 Ulillillia: This Juggalo Hotline is weird
 Air Biscuit: Call the pro wrestling banter hotline today!
 charlemagne: no sir I would not like to do that
 UseYourName: It's Sterng!
Image 207316   10-04-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
431
 
 Extreme Locorito: FALSE DICHOTOMY. I like dogs and cats (and goats)
 RiderFan: 0.0009% of cats like people.
 Side Boob: My cats tolerated me. That's like love, right?
 Prostata: but... but... cats are nice
 bobby: Disagree.
Image 207315   10-04-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
560
 
 El Barto: Too real.
 Sadbot: @HighCactus @Catcat You're never too young or old for existential dread
 Catcat: @HighCactus It's the modern cartoons for adults, are you surprised.
Image 207314   10-04-17   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
245
 
 Uncle Phil: Littering is a crime.
 Science: @sparename: And you walked away, not realizing they were referring to "Lords of Acid" and that they were porn stars in their off hours.
 San DoDo: @ChubbyBuddy go to church and put that fake 20 in their donation basket, see how they like it
 sparename: @ChubbyBuddy When I worked in London, pretty girls would come up to me and say something like "A few of my friends and I are having a party" and while my brain was processing 'nearest booze' and 'I need a shower' she would then add "we're going to discuss the Lord"
 Teechur: I think it's brilliant. Now you know to whom a fine for littering should be issued.
 brian greene: in england it is illegal to photocopy banknotes
 ChubbyBuddy: used to find fake $20s with jesus shit on the back. such a dumb marketing gimmick. remember that disappointment when you realized this wasn't money? we'd like you to associate that feeling with prayer so you won't be surprised when nothing happens.
Image 207313   10-04-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
252
 
 matos: David Hedison: The Early Years
 DrinkMixMan: Truth is stranger than fiction, but do you know what's even STRANGER? Fiction!
 Mexico: In this issue: "The Atrocious Behavior of the Human Fly in Our Home!"
Image 207312   10-04-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
310
 
 WaffleIron: The Chinese government stares on, disapprovingly.
 Mr. Shine: There's Pooh everywhere, all over this plaza.
 Teechur: I hope they all have their pants on properly.
 brian greene: just furries
 Catcat: I like the Pooh Jr's walking around.
Image 207311   10-04-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
289
 
 Dreforian: @Catcat I assume one is a bass guitar and the other is a ... guitar guitar? What do you call those things?
 DrinkMixMan: That hits close to home
 Ulillillia: @Mr Bleak That's heavy
 tess: @Mr Bleak fake!
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro 40 pounds on eBay ...
 Catcat: If you can't pull beautiful people while playing the guitar, you're doing it wrong.
 sports: @Mr Bleak But do you have an elvis '60 microphone?
 Mr Bleak: I've got a microphone. Where is this exchange rate valid?
 Flarmie: By utilizing a loophole in the fifth option, one can accumulate infinite keyboards.
Image 207310   10-04-17   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
170
 
 Dreforian: I remember having one of these at the local pizza joint, in the before times. People sometimes forget that we had touch-capable fully 3D controls for our vidya games back then.
 Ulillillia: You have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy.
 Mr Bleak: :blush: I do the same thing on my desktop, after using my Win10 tablet for a while...
Image 207309   10-04-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
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