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273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

273610  Minnesotan: CDs and DVDs will be joining you magnetic fucks soon enough!

273362  Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure that guy is still hoping they will reboot Babylon 5 with him as Londo ... Mind you, a B5 reboot could be damn good (without him, natch).

273366  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273609  dad: I know they have a different spinal arrangement than me, but seeing pinnipeds sit up like that makes my back hurt.

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273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.



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 funny in the wall: It's called a MeV, you would not have said million electron volt unless you were condescending to your mom, and, if so, shame on you
 Mr. Shine: Michio Kaku is a proper genius. His book Hyperspace changed my life.
 White Rice: And that mother? Albert Einstein.
Image 207219   10-03-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
200
 
 kornisjon: This blows my mind
 rustedpeace: Christ; I had one of those stupid things when I was small - it looked nothing like the illustration, and when you lit up the smoke, it smelled like burning toilet paper. But it did blow smoke rings.
 sparename: "No dogging no smokes"
 DrinkMixMan: He's so sophisticated!
Image 207218   10-03-17   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
329
 
 Science: The Dalai Lama is a pretty RAD guy with a good sense of humor.
 wolfpk: I doubt he has watched any reality tv, which might be the secret to inner peace.
 Natch: Neither have I, now that I think of it
 tib gubb: somebody's PR manager is fired.
 WaffleIron: Pure in body and in soul.
Image 207217   10-03-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
282
 
 wolfpk: Screw it, just floor it and see what happens.
 dope: Those signs are surprisingly large. Those 44 signs must be 30 ft high.
 Prostata: @Big Bong Theory looks that way
Image 207216   10-03-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Image 207215 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Brain. Your image was bad, Brain.
Score:
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 logono: @Dr Awkward It was a thing when I was in college over 40 years ago - I guess it's been resuscitated.
 Clim Tinties: @Ulillillia I mean, I kinda get the gist, but not sure fully what is going on... Ice Bong? Is that a thing?
 Ulillillia: We get it
 WaffleIron: Please not in your car.
Image 207214   10-03-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
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 kornisjon: Glad I don't need to wear bras. And I'm glad I've come to this realization. I never liked wearing them and I definitely never liked the price of them.
 Science: @Felicity: Never feel guilty - nobody else is going to take care of your health and well being, so you have to be your own advocate.
 Sharkface: @Science @Mr Bleak It was partly my fault. I did go to a proper clothing store, and tried on a bra. However, I tried it on over my clothes since I thought that would be more hygienic and considerate. But what fit over my clothes was too loose when under my clothes. The saleslady even asked if I needed help--I should have said yes. I felt too guilty and self-conscious to take it back
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity Supermarket ones are rubbish, especially the far east made ones - they vary far too much. Go to specialist and get measured - most women wear the wrong size, partly because they forget that they change size ... even over the course of a month. And if you are well endowed, also look at strap sizes - too thin and you put the stresses all wrong and get nasty back problems. (I had the perfect Saturday job for a 14 year old boy - an assistant in a lingerie shop, and I was a close study of the subject...
 Science: I'll hold them for free.
 Science: @Felicity: Have you gone to a good lingerie/undergarment store? They will measure you and ensure a proper fit.
 Mike Michael: I just cant find ones that fit. Theyre either too large or too small. Even gaining and losing weight seems to have no effect on how they fit
 Uncle Phil: Brahorn
 Drunk Orc: My wife happily buys $50+ bras because they're so much more comfortable than shitty ones. I feel like it's hard for me to argue with her about spending too much money on boob support.
 sparename: This year's nomination for 'Best Supporting Role...'
 tib gubb: maybe if you complain more it will fix the problem
 Mr. Butt: okay
Image 207213   10-03-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
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 White Rice: @McMuff I find lots of repetition/redundancies irritating, but my biggest peeves are when someone uses their PIN number at the ATM machine.
 PlzPlzMe: @McMuff Yes, totally
 Janston: @grizzly LOL
 DangitBobby: 20 bucks is 20 bucks
 tib gubb: "i will give you 10 million dollars to carry me" and so the story began
 grizzly: That's cool that Magic Johnson is helping Steven Hawking.
 Knice: A BOOB HOLDER
Image 207212   10-03-17   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
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 Borkf: Those percentages add up to 110% and it's making me uncomfortable.
 DangitBobby: That's actually a pretty cool feature
 WaffleIron: Ohhh flordia man.
Image 207211   10-03-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
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 BabyVaccine: OkCupid Predator Alert Warning!
 Ulillillia: Guinea pig answered the following questions in a concerning way:
 WaffleIron: The genetic algorithm of life will select for a male most adept at breaking into cages.
 Mr. Shine: F#cking legend.
 Knice: Just fulfilling his obligation.
 tib gubb: a true hero
Image 207210   10-03-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
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