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268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Image 207114 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kate shutupton. We'll pray for you, kate shutupton.
Score:
181
 
 waffle iron: BY THE POWER OF GRAYSCHOOL
Image 207113   10-03-17   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Image 207112 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Not A Bot. Boo, Not A Bot.
Score:
422
 
 BILL DOOR: I WANT DC TO MAKE A MOVIE OF THIS. NONE OF THAT BLOODY MESSIAH IMAGERY, NO UNNECESSARY DESTRUCTION OR VIOLENCE AGAINST BYSTANDERS, JUST SUPERMAN BEING GOOFY.
 topcity: They're the wrong size and shape for White Castle ... but what else slides down that easily? I guess having 5 hands helps.
 petepuma: he can't eat all those hamburgers. he's so ridiculous.
 a robot: @luxbu Yes, and it's "early Superman comics were fucking insane."
 Mr. Shine: Who does he think he is, Joey Chestnut?
 conner: OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
 Catcat: He didn't eat those cakes and Lex Luthor stole them. He's not making that mistake again.
 tib gubb: i've done this. i regret nothing.
Image 207111   10-03-17   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
181
 
 GoodSir: Thanks Liza
 charlemagne: oh gee wizz, now he's removed his helmet, I'm going to need two bottles
Image 207110   10-03-17   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
298
 
 Side Boob: Someone brought lunch
 male anon: If anyone has a hugging cows job to offer CALL ME.
Image 207109   10-03-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
412
 
 Catcat: Ben looking a little suicidal there
 tib gubb: it's me, silly! wennifer lopez!
 Fancy Clown: Burrito, burrito...
 kornisjon: I didn't know they were together to begin with.
 jochenau: Why are there enough people interested in this stuff that multiple magazines like this can afford to operate?
Image 207108   10-03-17   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
383
 
 edvard: @Yurishiro Bling bling!
 mission2mars: Cha-ching!
 Peter Pantsless: I feel 'ya. I lost my bike to a ceramic pig, too.
 Butcherboy: my 3yr old niece found a dollar the other day. she carried it around all day wouldnt put it down for anything
Image 207107   10-03-17   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
253
 
 wolfpk: Just rip some real ones instead.
 cybeq: Instructions unclear. Farted on the laser.
 Fancy Clown: It should really go without saying...
 jochenau: Please DONT SHooT LAseRs At fART SPRAY! ThANK You!
 Himesama: Don't tell me what to do!
 tib gubb: if god didn't want us to spray the fart spray, he wouldn't have created fart spray. just sayin'
Image 207106   10-03-17   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
511
 
 Borb Prembus: The black cat is saying:"lies!"
 Catcat: That one cat seems to have fed on the electrical outlet, too.
 jochenau: cats.jpg
Image 207105   10-03-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
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