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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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 Sadbot: @Shay Robocop is too on the nose to be uplifting satire, it's just depressing. There seems to be no relief to the idea that crime is solved just by more enforcement with no mention of fixing the socio-economic reasons for crime.
 Shay: Don't worry, OCP has yet to start up in Detroit and once they do, Robocop will clean things up.
 Amy Housewine: Put your hands up for Detroit
 Sadbot: Frankfurt and London didn't tie their economies to the long-con that is auto manufacturing, and the U.S. as a whole doesn't give a shit about improving conditions across the country because "muh taxes" and "states rights".
 deeeeeeeez: Yeah how dare the people with the motivation to better themselves do so without the stigma of cultural stereotypes...
 Nope: No war but class war
Image 206780   10-01-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
475
 
 Shay: Crash Bandicoot?
Image 206779   10-01-17   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
341
 
 NonRhetorical: From Chindogu
 DangitBobby: The only aid for verbal diarrhea
 Side Boob: Sign me up!
Image 206778   10-01-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
254
 
 Ulillillia: Dude, lol
Image 206777   10-01-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
211
 
 Shay: No, you got it reverse. Drop the acid first and then you won't skip dinner (even though you'll be probably eating lead chips)
Image 206776   10-01-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
144
 
 piranharama: I can't wait for the Trump version of this in a few years, when enough of the dust has cleared for it to be funny.
 deeeeeeeez: @White Rice more simply put, he is millennial.
 White Rice: From what I've gathered, this "lil B" character has a level of self importance that makes Kanye seem humble, but he's not above soliciting random women online for "fan pictures" (images of them w/ stuff promoting him written on them). His fan base is either quite zealous, he's hired a full on marketing company to spread his "brand" online, or he's that crazy guy updating Wikipedia in 47 hour intervals while loudly arguing with the people who made the initial posts (despite them not being there/able to hear)
Image 206775   10-01-17   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
252
 
 Air Biscuit: The polite way to manspread on a train as applied to the lazy river.
 Butcherboy: Hey I'm a David M!
 Ulillillia: What are you doing tonight?
Image 206774   10-01-17   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
25640
 
 Catcat: @ChubbyBuddy Bernie would have won.
 Dominus Umbrae: Heh. Welcome Aboard.
 mrmrmr: @Yurishiro oo
 queezy farm: If this comment doesn't get a thousand +s, the Spaceship is broken.
 Spazstatic: @Ulillillia but your comment was before moonmoon commented and it's italicized. I could swear I've seen manually typed replies and then the person comments and it didn't italicize after the fact.
 Ulillillia: @Spazstatic It only sends a reply notification if the user has already commented on the image.
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic oh, it's a @Moonmoon thing only. :(
 Spazstatic: @winwolf also, your @Moonmoon italicized, did it actually send a reply notification? Does this only work for @Moonmoon? Is it only your special power? Can I type @fanny and get a notification sent to her? (Sorry if it did!)
 Mr. Shine: This user just got the rainbow badge.
 ChubbyBuddy: am i in the twilight zone? they rigged it for bernie??
 VeeKay: What in the... I though the score was part of the image at first. (Narrator - "It wasn't").
 Knice: Sweet baby Jeebus, look at that score!
 Side Boob: That's a lot of RAD
 winwolf: I do love this image... So much going on there. I mean, the guy in the purple shades, he's clearly seen some shit. (Bernie?)
 Ulillillia: @winwolf I'm not sure but @Bernie 2016 will give you eternal gratitude
 winwolf: @Moonmoon Wow! Have I unlocked an unknown Purple Power?
 Derp Herpigan: 24375 points. Holy.....
 Moonmoon: @winwolf Your wish is our command.
 Ulillillia: We miss you, hissed the Rock Cats
 deeeeeeeez: "Why don't you have a seat over here..."
 winwolf: If this doesnt get a thousand RADs, the Spaceship is broken.
Image 206773   10-01-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
504
 
 trucker: "Can I drive your new BMW M3?" "Yeah, when pugs fly! Don't tell me...there's a flying pug behind me..." *nods*
 cenecia: Pug life
 weirduncle: Pugs might fly..
Image 206772   10-01-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
276
 
 bigjim: @fanny I need tickets like NOW
 Prostata: @fanny REGRET NOTHING!!11!!one!!
 fanny: @Prostata :) i felt a little awful after i wrote that one! (didn't stop me from hitting the post button though :)
 Prostata: @fanny best username/comment combo EVAR
 DangitBobby: This glory hole is weird
 fanny: Lift and Sniff is the name of my one woman show.
 a robot: C'mon. Lift and sniff. Don't be afraid.
Image 206771   10-01-17   Uploaded by    OldKentuckyShark
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