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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.



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Score:
500
 
 Cami: When he catches that rabbit I'm getting some.
 Catcat: "I wonder if the dreams are edible"
 karmakat: that JACKASS took the good spot!
 camellia: Cat: I will guard your body while you are in astral space, my friend
Image 206763   10-01-17   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
215
 
 VeeKay: Well that's a mystertree.
Image 206762   10-01-17   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
302
 
 Mr Bleak: @Black Jesus Just work from home, and chain the fridge shut.
 E. HONDA: ironically the pants trophy figure shows everything BUT the pants
 Air Biscuit: Almost put on pants. Still get a participation trophy.
 Cami: Keeping your name off of a certain registry yet another day.
 El hefe: We are doomed as a society
 a robot: @Felicity Maybe it's pants in the British sense
 Cory Trevor: So, no dresses?
 Annoying Vegan : This contest is rigged against @Peter Pantsless
Image 206761   10-01-17   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
211
 
 Air Biscuit: I know someone who met his wife this way. For real.
 SharkysMachine: Isolation.jpg
 Annoying Vegan : How much do you know about the Gear Wars, exactly?
 WTF: "Hey do you cyber?"
 Ulillillia: For all its faults, it's one of the few polite conversations on YouTube.
 Coolguy: .... eh, 45 other people like U2?
Image 206760   10-01-17   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Score:
398
 
 Mr Bleak: Taco bell: not even once.
 VeeKay: The world was on fire and no one could save me but you, It's strange what desire will make foolish people do. I'd never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you, And I'd never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you.
 Catcat: If you burn it, flaunt it.
 Greifer: this is fine
 Amy Housewine: Initiall I thought it was just the persepctive of the photograph that made her look like she was crouching over thin air in front of the bench, but then i realised she probably actually is doing that because the bench is on fire.
 Mr. Shine: National parks hate her!!
 Borm Pumpies: Don't put hot plates on the wooden table
Image 206759   10-01-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
348
 
 Haute and sweaty: I'm pretty sure that's taxidermy, probably isn't easy to get those wings looking good.
 Mr. Shine: @catheter That's gotta be an injury.
 tib gubb: caw! you cannot stand against my superior staff technique!
Image 206758   10-01-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
696
 
 kornisjon: Smells musky
 VeeKay: The Zeppelin was on fire and no one could save me but you It's strange what desire will make foolish people do I'd never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you And I'd never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you
 WTF: "Don't hate me because I'm charred."
 maura: Not too soon i guess
 DangitBobby: To really sell this pitch, you must stage whisper those lines on the left.
Image 206757   10-01-17   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
276
 
 Yam: Radio Raheem! I want that t-shirt.
 Mr Bleak: Those must be them new Nike Airs - they float you a inch or two above the ground you know.
Image 206756   10-01-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
425
 
 Science: Welcome to IT.
 Air Biscuit: This is why they sell those shirts in tiny packages you can easily carry in your pocket.
 winwolf: What a beautiful portrait of sadness.
 Coolguy: What a bunch of biters
 mwoody: Sharply contrasting bands of light and dark help the herd confuse predators, giving the impression when huddled together of a larger organism rather than distinct individuals.
 miller: New office uniforms?
 Derp Herpigan: I feel a fight comin' on.
Image 206755   10-01-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
370
 
 VeeKay: Moms spaghetti
 Cami: @Haute and sweaty I'M SOUP!
 winwolf: It says Paleo causes shoplifting.
 Annoying Vegan : "What's that white powder on your nose?" "I learned it from you, mom!"
 Haute and sweaty: You are what you eat, and some people eat a lot of garbage.
 Donut: Stop stabbing my brothers! Stop iiiiiiit!
 jazzjunkie: We were all red once
Image 206754   10-01-17   Uploaded by    sumo
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