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273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273224 dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874



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 Hosebag: And now for something completely different.
 Ulillillia: @Peter Pantsless Settle down, Tweek
 Peter Pantsless: Jesus fucking christ
 Flarmie: @Warrax I believe I have accomplished my goal.
 Warrax: This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen. Rad.
Image 205697   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Flarmie
Score:
209
 
 wolfpk: At first everything was going great, but all the sudden the introduction of the world's first kill bot took a bad turn.
 Hosebag: This is the first robot to qualify for a boat loan.
 propro: Finally reunited with his own species.
 addend: Directive 4 about to be revealed.
 zrj235: welp. we're fucked.
 tib gubb: "I know you're thinking about ways to kill me, mister Putin."
 Dreforian: Putin, inspecting the new voting machines.
 Ulillillia: "We put toupee on it and it do what we say"
 Peter Pantsless: Don't blame me, I voted for politbot
 Mexico: @WTF Nah, it's good. He's totally safe. *secretly programmed to give spine-crushing bear hug*
 WTF: Careful Putie, it might eat you.
Image 205696   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
181
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 205695   09-25-17   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
139
 
 SpaceCow: Together they would create the masterpiece known as three wolf moon.
 nanananana: I miss people like this. You used to see them around in the 1980s
 Not A Bot: LATER, THAT SAME DAY ...
Image 205694   09-25-17   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
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 DangitBobby: Dogs will eat chocolate, a thing that is terminally poisonous to them, and yet that dog looks concerned about how close that "food" is to him.
 MamboNumber6: Now Im hungry
Image 205693   09-25-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
209
 
 Hosebag: In case of emergency, break glass.
 adeadcrab: @Felicity yellow brick...Green wall....I see some wiz of Oz shit
 The Bees: Gummi Bear on White Brick Wall juxtaposes recreational innocence with the institutional brutalism
Image 205692   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
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 raditzu: i just need to know what was the game's title...
 Skaalar: I think it was DayZ, but I remember hearing about this gang of players who would round up freshly spawned people and take them to a fight pit. There they would battle with the tools and weapons thrown to them from the crowd and attempt to win their freedom. Truly, games reveal character.
 White Rice: @Sadbot I mean, there's still nakedness & potential for butt stuff, it's just how quickly you can get to it (also, holy crap did rust have cheaters, freaking naked guys literally flying around carpet bombing everything w/ C4). I need to finish Xcom 1 (well, the recent remake, not the early 90's one) but I keep getting overwhelmed by all of everything there is (research, base building, the actual missions, finances/resource management)
 fracking: @Sadbot Good point! I was going to guess Rust until you mentioned that
 Sadbot: @White Rice You're right, I've been out of the loop and enjoying the finer things in life *makes tons of dumb jokes with XCOM 2's new photobooth*
 grizzly: @Air Biscuit Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
 White Rice: @Sadbot unless they changed things, you start naked in rust & ark, so no need to strip post spawning (unless you already had a character on the server & were just returning to it)
 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Or Rust or Ark. Games these days, too much butt stuff.
 Air Biscuit: Im guessing dayz or battlegrounds.
 Knice: Provided housing for cash.
Image 205691   09-25-17   Uploaded by    caitelyn
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 addend: Wait a minute... /for/ the cash or in exchange for cash?
 zrj235: you will have better luck if you do this next to the liquor store rather than your kitchen. btw your wife and kids are tired of this shit.
 Ulillillia: I've had both good and bad results flying signs; though I can't say I've ever tried it wearing a suit.
 RainbowTornado: I've had both good and bad results flying signs; though I can't say I've ever tried it wearing a suit.
 RainbowTornado: I've had both good and bad results flying signs; though I can't say I've ever tried it wearing a suit.
Image 205690   09-25-17   Uploaded by    namaste
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 tib gubb: I remember the south park episode on mormonism, where the kid says "it not really important if it's true or not, what's important is that it improves peoples' lives..." @apoxia @Felicity
 fanny: @Not A Bot congrats! now in order to STAY blue you must find me a copy of this book and mail it to me ;)
 apoxia: @Felicity That's true. My dad is a Christian and has a masters degree in geology. He's no young-earther.
 Jabberwikket: Hey christian kids, wanna buy some electricity ?
 tib gubb: am i the only person that gets creeped out by shit like this?
 Whatever: Obviously if it's not mentioned in the Bible then it's faked by infidel scientists who should be stoned according to forward thinking Christians on Twitter
 jochenau: Hm, Poe's law strikes again.
 Not A Bot: WOOOOO! I'm blue now!
 caesar: You can be a Christian and believe in regular science; you dont have to say weird stuff like this
 Lantry: Science for 4 Christian Schools
 fanny: i really need to get my hands on a copy of this it looks amazing
 RainbowTornado: Never felt it?! I wish I've never felt electricity!!
 a robot: Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can't explain that!
 Nothing: I'll tell you where electricity comes from. It's sorcery, plain and simple
 Ulillillia: Fucking rainbows, after it rains, there's enough miracles here to blow your brains
 Knice: Don't get me started on magnets.
 FabricMan: Oh my god, it's real
Image 205689   09-25-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
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 charmander: It looks like reality has a crease in it
 Nope: @Nope Dildos - "The best prick you'll meet today"
 Nope: @Nope Dildos - "Go fuck yourself"
 Nope: @Nope Dildos - "You do you"
 Nope: @Jennysaurus It raises awareness of and for dildos so maybe not a waste.
 DangitBobby: @toaster i read that in Skwisgaar's voice
Image 205688   09-25-17   Uploaded by    tess
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