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258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258270 berlin: me too

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses



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 Hosebag: And now for something completely different.
 Ulillillia: @Peter Pantsless Settle down, Tweek
 Peter Pantsless: Jesus fucking christ
 Flarmie: @Warrax I believe I have accomplished my goal.
 Warrax: This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen. Rad.
Image 205697   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Flarmie
Score:
209
 
 wolfpk: At first everything was going great, but all the sudden the introduction of the world's first kill bot took a bad turn.
 Hosebag: This is the first robot to qualify for a boat loan.
 propro: Finally reunited with his own species.
 addend: Directive 4 about to be revealed.
 zrj235: welp. we're fucked.
 tib gubb: "I know you're thinking about ways to kill me, mister Putin."
 Dreforian: Putin, inspecting the new voting machines.
 Ulillillia: "We put toupee on it and it do what we say"
 Peter Pantsless: Don't blame me, I voted for politbot
 Mexico: @WTF Nah, it's good. He's totally safe. *secretly programmed to give spine-crushing bear hug*
 WTF: Careful Putie, it might eat you.
Image 205696   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
181
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 205695   09-25-17   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
139
 
 SpaceCow: Together they would create the masterpiece known as three wolf moon.
 nanananana: I miss people like this. You used to see them around in the 1980s
 Not A Bot: LATER, THAT SAME DAY ...
Image 205694   09-25-17   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
227
 
 DangitBobby: Dogs will eat chocolate, a thing that is terminally poisonous to them, and yet that dog looks concerned about how close that "food" is to him.
 MamboNumber6: Now Im hungry
Image 205693   09-25-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
209
 
 Hosebag: In case of emergency, break glass.
 adeadcrab: @Felicity yellow brick...Green wall....I see some wiz of Oz shit
 The Bees: Gummi Bear on White Brick Wall juxtaposes recreational innocence with the institutional brutalism
Image 205692   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
251
 
 raditzu: i just need to know what was the game's title...
 Skaalar: I think it was DayZ, but I remember hearing about this gang of players who would round up freshly spawned people and take them to a fight pit. There they would battle with the tools and weapons thrown to them from the crowd and attempt to win their freedom. Truly, games reveal character.
 White Rice: @Sadbot I mean, there's still nakedness & potential for butt stuff, it's just how quickly you can get to it (also, holy crap did rust have cheaters, freaking naked guys literally flying around carpet bombing everything w/ C4). I need to finish Xcom 1 (well, the recent remake, not the early 90's one) but I keep getting overwhelmed by all of everything there is (research, base building, the actual missions, finances/resource management)
 fracking: @Sadbot Good point! I was going to guess Rust until you mentioned that
 Sadbot: @White Rice You're right, I've been out of the loop and enjoying the finer things in life *makes tons of dumb jokes with XCOM 2's new photobooth*
 grizzly: @Air Biscuit Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
 White Rice: @Sadbot unless they changed things, you start naked in rust & ark, so no need to strip post spawning (unless you already had a character on the server & were just returning to it)
 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Or Rust or Ark. Games these days, too much butt stuff.
 Air Biscuit: Im guessing dayz or battlegrounds.
 Knice: Provided housing for cash.
Image 205691   09-25-17   Uploaded by    caitelyn
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 addend: Wait a minute... /for/ the cash or in exchange for cash?
 zrj235: you will have better luck if you do this next to the liquor store rather than your kitchen. btw your wife and kids are tired of this shit.
 Ulillillia: I've had both good and bad results flying signs; though I can't say I've ever tried it wearing a suit.
 RainbowTornado: I've had both good and bad results flying signs; though I can't say I've ever tried it wearing a suit.
 RainbowTornado: I've had both good and bad results flying signs; though I can't say I've ever tried it wearing a suit.
Image 205690   09-25-17   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
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 tib gubb: I remember the south park episode on mormonism, where the kid says "it not really important if it's true or not, what's important is that it improves peoples' lives..." @apoxia @Felicity
 fanny: @Not A Bot congrats! now in order to STAY blue you must find me a copy of this book and mail it to me ;)
 apoxia: @Felicity That's true. My dad is a Christian and has a masters degree in geology. He's no young-earther.
 Jabberwikket: Hey christian kids, wanna buy some electricity ?
 tib gubb: am i the only person that gets creeped out by shit like this?
 Whatever: Obviously if it's not mentioned in the Bible then it's faked by infidel scientists who should be stoned according to forward thinking Christians on Twitter
 jochenau: Hm, Poe's law strikes again.
 Not A Bot: WOOOOO! I'm blue now!
 caesar: You can be a Christian and believe in regular science; you dont have to say weird stuff like this
 Lantry: Science for 4 Christian Schools
 fanny: i really need to get my hands on a copy of this it looks amazing
 RainbowTornado: Never felt it?! I wish I've never felt electricity!!
 a robot: Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can't explain that!
 Nothing: I'll tell you where electricity comes from. It's sorcery, plain and simple
 Ulillillia: Fucking rainbows, after it rains, there's enough miracles here to blow your brains
 Knice: Don't get me started on magnets.
 FabricMan: Oh my god, it's real
Image 205689   09-25-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
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 charmander: It looks like reality has a crease in it
 Nope: @Nope Dildos - "The best prick you'll meet today"
 Nope: @Nope Dildos - "Go fuck yourself"
 Nope: @Nope Dildos - "You do you"
 Nope: @Jennysaurus It raises awareness of and for dildos so maybe not a waste.
 DangitBobby: @toaster i read that in Skwisgaar's voice
Image 205688   09-25-17   Uploaded by    tess
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