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249393  illBilliam: Eyewitness claim that a canine, possibly a coyote, was in the driver's seat.

249401  sparename: "Show Daddy EXACTLY where you found it.."

249388  sparename: Go home dog, you're blurred

249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

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249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

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249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!



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 tib gubb: am photosynthesizin'
 Not A Bot: Another Perry Bible Fellowship
 sirgallium: the kitty plant is coming in nicely this year
Image 205652   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
501
 
 ignatz: Jeez, kid's lucky she cleared the take-off area..
 fanny: @Teechur aww thanks :)
 Teechur: @fanny I RAD your whole family!
 fanny: @Urn BooUrn I finally got a night out on saturday (to see Paul McCartney and yes he was amazing :) and my husband texts me a pic... he brought the kids to Petco and he and the older kids were dressing the baby in dog clothes.
 wolfpk: The looks like only a minor neck injury.
 Urn BooUrn: Dad of the year right here.
Image 205651   09-25-17   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
288
 
 Mr Bleak: @piranharama There's worse: try "My Heart Will Go On - Recorder By Candlelight by Matt Mulholland" insert ear plugs first.
 piranharama: @a robot Oh lord, that broke me! Why does that exist?!?!
 a robot: @piranharama This version: youtu.be/…
 piranharama: *Jurassic Park theme*
 namename: I have one, but it's electrified. Will that fulfill your need?
 Dr Awkward: Works great as a chicken coop... I inherited one that was used for dogs on the property I bought, and we now have chicken wire over the top and we can lock em in at night to keep them away from the coyotes
Image 205650   09-25-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
487
 
 Felicity: Extremely confusing Matrix choice
 Felicity: It looks like this brand of licorice that used to exist 30 years ago. I dont remember the name of it, just that it came in a white and pink bag and the logo was in the font Penwin
 Suburbanmom: I grew up seriously believing this would happen to me all the time...
 Shay: I got the skills to pay with pills.
 Not A Bot: America.jpeg
 piranharama: Suddenly very sleepy for some reason, last thing I see in my tunnel vision is that smile.
 Greek Fire: How the fuck did you get this picture of me at work.
 Wooden Spoon: These opioids aren't very addictive. Feel free to prescribe 50 or 60 to anyone who gets minor surgery.
 Annoying Vegan : This is what Big Pharma actually believes.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: put everyone on pills so they settle down like good citizens.
 Lantry: A gramme is better than a damn
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ASK A DR. IF PILLS ARE RIGHT FOR YOU!!!! IM PRETTY SURE THEY ARE JUST TAKE SOME!!!!
 Jesse P: Have one! They're DELICIOUS!
 Skinr: PILLS HERE!
Image 205649   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
418
 
 ignatz: @Skinr I'd say get help, but that would be cannibalism..
 XLY: @Skinr *autophagia
 Mr. Shine: See?!
 Skinr: Autocannibalism is my passion.
Image 205648   09-25-17   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
231
 
 Science: @a robot: These are the same people who will gleefully sell you a house you can't afford just to get a commission.
 Felicity: (as Robert Wagner) You anti-dendrite bastard
 a robot: Yeah, cause it's just that easy.
 Fiveninety: my first thought when i saw this was "i've moved a tree before.. it wasn't fun but it happened"
 piranharama: @Shay I recall it being "Why don't you make like a tree.. and get outa here."
 ethernet: How do YOU know, Mr Affiliate?
 Nope: But the ghost in my house can only be placated by me.
 Shay: Make like a tree and leave.
 Knice: Fuck this arborist bullshit. TREEGGERED
Image 205647   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Fiveninety
Score:
145
 
 Felicity: Batman and Robin, obviously
 a robot: The only possible correct response is those two guys from Road To El Dorado
 piranharama: This is a buzzfeed test, if anyone was curious about themselves. I got Woody and Buzz, I'm sure no one was wondering.
 Ulillillia: I'd have a threesome with George Costanza and Buck Naked.
 WaffleIron: Gettin a few friends in me!
 Wooden Spoon: I took this test and the resulted were anotomically incorrect.
Image 205646   09-25-17   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
497
 
 Spazstatic: @Wooden Spoon Is that the male cartoon duo you should have a threesome with?
 Wooden Spoon: Just Shaggy and Scooby getting clean... or dirty.
 Knice: Ew.
 El hefe: Oh deer...
Image 205645   09-25-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
284
 
 AlexDeLarge: Google
 Shay: NSA.
Image 205644   09-25-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
357
 
 Felicity: If /Fast Times at Ridgemont High/ were made today, this would be Judge Reinholds humiliating work uniform
 dobbiesdoogs: still think we shouldn't raise the minimum wage? behold
 Wooden Spoon: Ive worked food service jobs in the past but thankfully they were all with mom & pop operations that didn't try to steal my dignity.
 twenty4: Get that Macho Smell at Taco Bell (for a limited time only)
 Shay: Does he use a rolled up tortilla for the POS system?
Image 205643   09-25-17   Uploaded by    james
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