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233941  Kaviri: So the guy liked his egg cream. What's the big deal?

233938  Robespierre: Ten'll get'cha a hundo the hoomin's name is Hal.

233941  Robespierre: @Jabberwikket From what I can tell it's about Milk Man "A". My ant says it's not worth your ant's time, so don't bother.

233938  Robespierre: Five'll get'cha fifty the cat's name is Dave.

233939  Robespierre: Laziness taken to a whole new level - and I'll bet it's loud as fuck, too

233941  Jabberwikket: Is this about Milkman Dan? Cause if its not about him, I'm not gonna get my ant to read it to me.

233926  trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump

233941  a robot: What the hell is the point of this

233922  WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!

233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

233942  Robespierre: Hm. I want this wall cloud in my living room. And those mammatus would make for a pretty cool ceiling, too

233926  9mm: this is me

233937  WTF: Reducing the Oval Office down to the level of a Wal-Mart bathroom.

233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

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233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233910 Felicity: In Soviet Russia, food smells you

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.



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 tib gubb: am photosynthesizin'
 Not A Bot: Another Perry Bible Fellowship
 sirgallium: the kitty plant is coming in nicely this year
Image 205652   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
501
 
 ignatz: Jeez, kid's lucky she cleared the take-off area..
 fanny: @Teechur aww thanks :)
 Teechur: @fanny I RAD your whole family!
 fanny: @Urn BooUrn I finally got a night out on saturday (to see Paul McCartney and yes he was amazing :) and my husband texts me a pic... he brought the kids to Petco and he and the older kids were dressing the baby in dog clothes.
 wolfpk: The looks like only a minor neck injury.
 Urn BooUrn: Dad of the year right here.
Image 205651   09-25-17   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
288
 
 Mr Bleak: @piranharama There's worse: try "My Heart Will Go On - Recorder By Candlelight by Matt Mulholland" insert ear plugs first.
 piranharama: @a robot Oh lord, that broke me! Why does that exist?!?!
 a robot: @piranharama This version: youtu.be/…
 piranharama: *Jurassic Park theme*
 Robespierre: I have one, but it's electrified. Will that fulfill your need?
 Dr Awkward: Works great as a chicken coop... I inherited one that was used for dogs on the property I bought, and we now have chicken wire over the top and we can lock em in at night to keep them away from the coyotes
Image 205650   09-25-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
487
 
 Felicity: Extremely confusing Matrix choice
 Felicity: It looks like this brand of licorice that used to exist 30 years ago. I dont remember the name of it, just that it came in a white and pink bag and the logo was in the font Penwin
 Suburbanmom: I grew up seriously believing this would happen to me all the time...
 Shay: I got the skills to pay with pills.
 Not A Bot: America.jpeg
 piranharama: Suddenly very sleepy for some reason, last thing I see in my tunnel vision is that smile.
 Greek Fire: How the fuck did you get this picture of me at work.
 Wooden Spoon: These opioids aren't very addictive. Feel free to prescribe 50 or 60 to anyone who gets minor surgery.
 Annoying Vegan : This is what Big Pharma actually believes.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: put everyone on pills so they settle down like good citizens.
 Lantry: A gramme is better than a damn
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ASK A DR. IF PILLS ARE RIGHT FOR YOU!!!! IM PRETTY SURE THEY ARE JUST TAKE SOME!!!!
 Jesse P: Have one! They're DELICIOUS!
 Skinr: PILLS HERE!
Image 205649   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
418
 
 ignatz: @Skinr I'd say get help, but that would be cannibalism..
 XLY: @Skinr *autophagia
 Mr. Shine: See?!
 Skinr: Autocannibalism is my passion.
Image 205648   09-25-17   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
231
 
 Science: @a robot: These are the same people who will gleefully sell you a house you can't afford just to get a commission.
 Felicity: (as Robert Wagner) You anti-dendrite bastard
 a robot: Yeah, cause it's just that easy.
 Fiveninety: my first thought when i saw this was "i've moved a tree before.. it wasn't fun but it happened"
 piranharama: @Shay I recall it being "Why don't you make like a tree.. and get outa here."
 Robespierre: How do YOU know, Mr Affiliate?
 Nope: But the ghost in my house can only be placated by me.
 Shay: Make like a tree and leave.
 Knice: Fuck this arborist bullshit. TREEGGERED
Image 205647   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Fiveninety
Score:
145
 
 Felicity: Batman and Robin, obviously
 a robot: The only possible correct response is those two guys from Road To El Dorado
 piranharama: This is a buzzfeed test, if anyone was curious about themselves. I got Woody and Buzz, I'm sure no one was wondering.
 Ulillillia: I'd have a threesome with George Costanza and Buck Naked.
 WaffleIron: Gettin a few friends in me!
 Wooden Spoon: I took this test and the resulted were anotomically incorrect.
Image 205646   09-25-17   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
497
 
 Spazstatic: @Wooden Spoon Is that the male cartoon duo you should have a threesome with?
 Wooden Spoon: Just Shaggy and Scooby getting clean... or dirty.
 Knice: Ew.
 El hefe: Oh deer...
Image 205645   09-25-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
284
 
 AlexDeLarge: Google
 Shay: NSA.
Image 205644   09-25-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
357
 
 Felicity: If /Fast Times at Ridgemont High/ were made today, this would be Judge Reinholds humiliating work uniform
 dobbiesdoogs: still think we shouldn't raise the minimum wage? behold
 Wooden Spoon: Ive worked food service jobs in the past but thankfully they were all with mom & pop operations that didn't try to steal my dignity.
 Robespierre: Get that Macho Smell at Taco Bell (for a limited time only)
 Shay: Does he use a rolled up tortilla for the POS system?
Image 205643   09-25-17   Uploaded by    james
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