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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi



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 ignatz: I typed this comment with my X. Insert your favourite X
 soccer: I thought it sensed your bodys electricity. Do rolled-up tortillas have that?
 well duh: I used to do my app crossword puzzles at lunch with a carrot stick. Before I was such a fat fuck, that is.
 trelyate: I typed this comment with a tortilla
 piranharama: Aren't you glad you swiped right?
 million laffs: @Not A Bot What; was it with Stevie Wonder (right-arm, right-arm, right-arm)?
 Lantry: @Not A Bot you misspelled "best"
 Not A Bot: Worst e-harmony blind date ever.
Image 205642   09-25-17   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
284
 
 Mr Bleak: Looks like a nice family. Like to know the story here ...
 Shay: Ghost Dad?
Image 205641   09-25-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
596
 
 werterland: I think my parents are finally settling into the fact that all they're ever getting from me is a grandcat.
 wolfpk: Mom reply: I didn't realize you were into beastieality; ow well a grandchild is a grandchild
 charlemagne: soon as I can find one unattended
 Ulillillia: Matthew's revenge
 Minnesotan: never, u fuckin' boomer hag
 Urn BooUrn: A better baby.
Image 205640   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
497
 
 Hosebag: @El hefe Arnold and Wilbur Wright
 Hokie333: Piiiiiiiiiiiigggsss iiiiiiiiinnnnnnn (air)Sppaaaaaaaccceee...
 fridaynight: So, will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?
 El hefe: Orville and Wilbur Wright
Image 205639   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
196
 
 kornisjon: Nice trick misspelling "responsible".
 kornisjon: Nice trick misspelling "responsible".
 grizzly: This letter is filled with lies.
Image 205638   09-25-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
266
 
 zrj235: ok so that looks almost like my cat and that guy looks like a fat gross version of me so im gonna call rick and morty on this shit. who has been fucking around w the timeline and why are they using their powers to help kids cheat at college?
 Hosebag: Yeah, my shit sucks, but at least I don't have no money.
 Shay: But which one is Taylor????
 DarkTeddy: I probably should have hired some people cuz my avg is only good as a sex position.
 DarkTeddy: Theres people who write your essays for your. Hell, even do your entire class for you. I am a part of a joke.
 WaffleIron: "I will charge you $15 per hour for time I could have better spent at home masturbating and eating Oreos (I call it "cookies and cream")..."
Image 205637   09-25-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
387
 
 zrj235: used to like malted milk balls, thanks .
 werterland: You can always rely on "Spaceship timely." Now that it's nearly Halloween, the Easter memes are starting to roll in!
 kornisjon: Ichiban! Lipstick for men!
 fisto: Fabulous!
 usernamee: Station?
 sparename: Instant dipstick!
 WaffleIron: I am aroused, tell me more!
Image 205636   09-25-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
626
 
 Air Biscuit: "Do not worry other dog! I will use my head to protect you from this falling tree!"
 sirgallium: smile for the camera
 Weedheart: Something something a frighten, something
 Hosebag: Just turn around and walk back inside...
 El hefe: HE'S NOT WORTH IT MAN, DON'T DO IT!
Image 205635   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
194
 
 Skinr: "Would you please be quiet, please?"
 WaffleIron: @Phum Munts : Tell her to "be quiet please, please be quiet"
Image 205634   09-25-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
569
 
 zrj235: all cosplay has a very high cost, just ask your soul
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron its still less expensive than the one in the movie.
 WTF: Hasta Windows Vista Baby.
 White Rice: @WaffleIron might be an inexpensive replica/bb gun (like the $20 ones from the sporting goods store, before they all went clear plastic)
 Lantry: @WaffleIron if you get the pistol first you can get everything else for free, so it evens out
 WaffleIron: ...pistol is not low cost. 9/10
Image 205633   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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