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258695  Robespierre: Keep calm and pangolin on

258424  Science: Glad to see Dangle got a job after the Reno incident

258706  Robespierre: Take my money, Todd Lawson! TAKE IT!!!

258713  Robespierre: State-dictated haircuts of North Korea

258708  Teechur: Which one for people who are married to their careers? How about one for people who habitually make bad decisions?

258474  Science: Slapping me gently with his song...

258719  Robespierre: Time to call a Death Cab for Cutie

258722  Robespierre: Flooshy floosher

258713  Teechur: A Barefoot Hokey Runt

258735  artfulcodger: Sorry, I only wear Dvorak much better for your insoles.

258735  twisty: Standard issue for CONTROL agents. Sorry about that, chief.

258735  Bernie 2016: This explains many of Trumps twitter posts.

258735  Vault Dweller: Later the letters will be rearranged to spell "KANYE" across one of the rows and the shoe will sell for $2200

258627  Robespierre: Hey - @dangerkeith3000 is really Bob Barker! Who'da thunk it?

258520  Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258725  charlemagne: this is a satire about the lack of affordable healthcare. you can tell it is a satire because it has animals in it

258734  wolfskin: That is not a cat. It is a living neck warmer.

258570  Science: Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie.

258590  Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258722  Laree: Username/upload combo.

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258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

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12. mackdaddy: 1450 points
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 Urn BooUrn: Give um back to it's mother.
Image 205632   09-25-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
 Ulillillia: Doogie is funny
Image 205631   09-25-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
 Mr Bleak: A NICE ONE.
 werterland: This is a tortoise.
 Wet farts: It's a corgi
 piranharama: What are cats?
 Turd Ferguson: Wait. There are different types of cats?
Image 205630   09-25-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
 shark: Actually, I prefer lingonberries to currants - may I have a lingonberry account, please?
 pawsies: Doesnt look new
 WaffleIron: Is it a capacitor or an inductor?
 Ulillillia: Accounts Receivable, dawg
Image 205629   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
 Science: @Wet farts: It only makes sense within the Starbucks paradigm. Otherwise, it is dumb.
 Wet farts: In the beginning Starbucks offered two sizes, short and tall (You can still order a short it's just not on the menu). After a while they added a new size which they called a grande because, well, it was large. Then when they added yet another new size they called it a venti because it was 20 ounces. So it does kinda make sense.
 plumbus: Grande is also large in Italian...
 square44: you're an asshole in one language
 Chile Quornwrap: Mr Smug, cruisin' for a scalding hot coffee enema.
 Mr. Butt: Yeah, fuck Starbucks employees for promoting the brand like they're supposed to.
 i peed a lil: Congratulations, youve insulted an innocent cashier who had nothing to do with the decision to use those names for those sizes
 Yam: @anonimos yep
Image 205628   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
 zrj235: ok I would wear one of those for at least a day or two for... research... purposes
 ThoughtlessGentleman: GENDER BENDER!!! the greatest athlete of robovinia!!!!
 kornisjon: Oh, that's handy.
 Prostata: ah good ol' rs232 serial cables. I won't miss that shit
 piratepom: Can I change back whenever I want?
 bubbles: Shut up and take my money
 piranharama: @pisspig Instructions clear.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hmmmm no i believe this is a rectally applied product.
 Ulillillia: If you liked it then you should have put your dick in it
Image 205627   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
 zrj235: GWM. comin straight outta . traffic i guess.
 Shay: @Robespierre I-93 is in Boston dude, so Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch ain't nuttin to fuck wit over in Beantown.
 ShamWOW: Florida's wackier than most states.
 trees: A crazy motherfucker named GRANDMA
Image 205626   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Troll
 XLY: *fkrob ftfy
Image 205625   09-25-17   Uploaded by    courtney
 Skaalar: Whelp. Time to draw dicks and stuff on her.
 zrj235: im in love
 trelyate: future Louise Belcher has fallen on hard times
 WTF: @grizzly They're called cans.
 grizzly: There is puke in that box.
 bubbles: Ayy lmao.....
 Yam: Natty Light is my bodybuilding name
 chhumphrey: @Robespierre (in a David Attenborough voice) "Here we see the female college student in following an intense mate-attraction ritual known as the 'kegger'"
 cannabis: Nothing natural about this scene.
Image 205624   09-25-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
 Science: Not only did I copy, I had a hole puncher to make my disks double-sided!
 tib gubb: if they didn't want us to copy disks, they shouldn't have included a copy function in DOS!
 El hefe: But the Internet should be backed up
 l0dan: I downloaded the video for this. I also converted it into an MP3.
 Yam: @tiffany I was gonna say he's Great Value brand Arsenio Hall
Image 205623   09-25-17   Uploaded by    wooden boy
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