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257992  grizzly: I love my mother.

258002  Knice: @DrNinjaman I beg to differ: I'm a product of American schooling and I couldn't have identified the first two.

258006  Knice: boing boing boing boing boing...

258008  addend: Quick to heal, return to your wheel.

257996  wolfpk: @NoRagrets He would have only gotten the royalties. His label would have gotten the full amount and paid him the royalties.

257997  Shay: I just go to the bathroom and reset the electricity.

257998  Shay: *muffled* duh wae *muffled*

258017  Albo Grungus: Axolotls are so cute! My friend has one, she named him Pascal and he looks just like Honey Lemon!

258001  Shay: Meanwhile Peter Sellers is rolling in his grave.

258002  Shay: YES!!

257999  wolfpk: "French anatomy book" Yeah right! Just admit it; it's French porn!

258004  Shay: Are you brave enough to visit the website? (I'm not)

258005  Shay: Gran Tordoggo

258008  Shay: Now that's a great insurance company if the lil' brudder is covered by it.

258006  Shay: huh huh huh, Eights, huh huh huh

257995  DrNinjaman: Two words: Fanny pack

258005  Side Boob: Rex. King of the doggos!

258006  Robespierre: Duuuuuuuuuude

258006  Side Boob: Heh, boobs.

258009  Robespierre: Thuglife wikiHow looks thuggish

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257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

257969 Mr. Shine: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.

257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @NO JOKES Try the Sweet and Sour Long Pork! It's great!
 Air Biscuit: Hey kids! You quit that roughhousing or youll depreciate in value!!
 Whatever: How about cranky old politicians?
 Ulillillia: Do you sell them when they grow up into adult goats?
Image 205393   09-24-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
487
 
 piranharama: FINALLY.
Image 205392   09-24-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
209
 
 Side Boob: Same
 Ulillillia: That makes him a sad panda.
Image 205391   09-24-17   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
401
 
 Ulillillia: On a stroll with the GF
Image 205390   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
205
 
 Air Biscuit: Later nukelords!
 Teechur: Prrrrrrrrrt
 Prostata: this pic was proven a fake years ago, btw. It even has its own snopes page with the two photos it was composited from snopes.com/einstein-bicycle/
Image 205389   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
412
 
 silver: me too @tib gubb
 tib gubb: blook
 VoR: Never ending story?
Image 205388   09-24-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
554
 
 DangitBobby: Whats the DC for making this party not suck? 21, you say? Yikes.
 Cami: No fun at all.
 macrocosm: Presumably a re-creation of a 1786 sign, as they would not have used nondirected quotes and condensed Palatino :-)
 FabricMan: @Haute and sweaty Donna and I have an arrangement...
 VoR: Where is the cockfighting and how do you win at this appendage wrestling?
 Sadbot: I take off my sign that says "level 5 Chaotic Neutral Rogue"
 mrdiron: 4 pence? But the guy down the street only charges 2!
 Haute and sweaty: What the hell do you have against tinkers?
Image 205387   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
325
 
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Image 205386   09-24-17   Uploaded by    WaffleIron
Score:
263
 
 withak: Hey man, can I get a little pot?
 WaffleIron: For making bonsais of bonsais.
 VoR: Personal use.
Image 205385   09-24-17   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
395
 
 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.
 apoxia: I've still got mine. Without a scratch and it still works.
 WaffleIron: Got sold one on the school bus in the late ninties for 2$, it was broken. I had it fixed by lunch and buddy offered me 30$ for it back, but that wasn't happening.
 Butcherboy: I remember one of these crapping out on me and in a rage I smashed it against a lamp post. Then I realized I'd broken my favorite CD and I was double pissed
 Spazstatic: So that's where my jacket went. Can I have it back?
 VoR: Nice denim jacket. Love the poppers
Image 205384   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
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